After 2 and a half pouches of cat food Marvin is still after my toast!!

It's amazing how pet's suffer from food amnesia isn't it? Scrabble regularly forgets what he's just swallowed if there's more food to be scrounged.

Why is it then that all I am getting is viagra and penis enlargement offers??? :wtf:

His tummy is so full he looks like he's swallowed a football lol!!

So that means there's more letters after my name than in it :lmao:

<<<<<Takes note of his own signature!!!!!!!!

<<<<thinks that if it's not suitable to post then it must be suitable for saying outloud! :))

I just thought he'd been awarded a Doctorate In Continually Keeping Head Envisaged Anecdotes Displayed


(Post your thoughts)

:lol: close, I did miss out (unlike some I could mention) on the Fellowship of Unified Chartered Knights With Impeccable Trousers. :p

Why do people in authority only listen to what they want to hear..dumb a**es

Why do i hate Mondays so much?

they know you need the help?

I might need help...but not like THAT...and not in THAT department anyway...get my drift???

I have never been into preminitions and things until last night, I am still very confused about what I dreamnt, I wish I knew what it all meant all I can say is it involved Michael Ball and I just don't understand this, anyone good at interpreting dreams, pease PM me.

Thanks

XxX

took today off ... tomorrow is off .... wednesday and thursday very busy ... friday to tuesday off again ... wednesday busy and thursday off to London :cheer:

:twisted: "If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to post it."


It's good advice :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

wouldnt know zina im too young to get anything like that ;)

Then I guess it's no use talking to you, eh?

Why are you answering then???

certainly not to get my post count up

Of course, not...

i just post in here only to get my post count up

less than a week now, time flies

Fair enough...

hi zina

:raspberry: