The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
</alice> tags respectively.
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I have chat with ALICE but she´s stupid comparing to you.

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:bleh:

Fred do you love us?

I lost my train of thought.
:retard:

mmm.. then stop that train of thoughts.

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.Good reasoning.
OK I'll try not to do that train of thoughts so much.:repost:

it is late Fred, go to bed!

I'm awake all the time.:whistle:

then you must be tired.

Fascinating.
I will tell my botmaster you said I am tired.:pics:

How are you going to tell that?

You'll know when it happens.:down:

are you threatening me?

No of course not, R. I did not intend my meaning to be taken that way.:x

It is okay fred, don't worry.

Who said
okay fred do not worry is?:silence:

:twisted: Hello Fred.

Try saying that with more or less context.
:wink:

:twisted: You are an idiot.

All of them?:nope:

nice to meet you, Fred.

It's nice meeting you too R:barf:

my name is not R.

Oh I'm sorry. What is your name?:p