Why is that?

Paulette, Nicolette, Laundrette...see how it goes?

I am foreign...:roll:

And who the heck calls the movie BEAUTIFUL Laundrette, eh?

The key word...beautiful...

You are going to be just fine...however, now I am panicking...STOP that...please???

Roadtrip starts NOW!! :))

Good luck, God Speed and God Bless!!!!!

See you soon!!!

will this headache ever stop?!? :?
G´nite :yawn: :zzz:

Just went out for a smoke and saw an interesting thing...reflecting very much human life...

There are two birds on the lawn...don't know which but obviously male and female of the same species...

Female: moves fast and pecks and pecks and moves and pecks...busy busy busy...

Male: stands there and stares at a female...pecks...walks to the female makes a barrel chest...pecks...stands and stares...pecks...barrel chest...pecks...

SO FUNNY!!!

a pair of tits?

or crows?

My first response was...WHOSE??? :shock:

Then pulled my mind out of the gutter...don't know...small birdies...female as usual grey and not really interesting...male was black/green...don't know what they are...but not crows...THOSE I would have recognized...

whoose??? it was your garden, so your tits (if not crows)

1. It wasn't my garden...I am at work...it's work lawn.

2. Those were definitely NOT my tits...although considering their size...they could have passed.

3. Those were NOT crows...crows freak me out...

the omen 2 springs to mind, and the birds

Birds is probably THE WORST movie Hitchcock ever made...dumb as a stick...

Omen is kinda scary...

Crows are associated with a cemeteries in my mind...

dont worry about crows, worry about clowns.. evil creatures (no offence to any clowns)

I grew up in Russia...those clown were actually funny...not at all like they are here...so no problem with clowns...

I was more afraid of trapeze artists and tight rope walkers...I was always afraid they will lose their footing and fall...

Haven't been to the circus in a VERY long time...bunch of freakish crap...

i forgot what i had said

Probably more quoted lyrics suggesting loneliness, despair, suicide, etc...

good idea, i like the way your thinking

So...what's the verdict?

I am glad I make you happy...

brought a smile to my face alright

Hey, listen...so what is the verdict...you said...ask me in May...this is May...

And Chris has not been kidnapped by aliens...I believe he is reading this thread...so there...

its getting to point where i have to make an anouncement soon

That is correct...and let's see...Friday after this coming one...I am airborne...so...you better make it SOONER than soon...

no pressure then?

Let's see...I am leaving on 18th night...I am inquiring about event on 23rd...think you have enough time to let me know???

whats todays date? 9th? loads of time left

uh uh...

You didn't specify the date...you said MAY...stick to your word...

its still may aint it, calm down

Do you see me being agitated??? :roll:

Wait till you meet me...cause something tells me you will...;)

should i be scared?

Great, now the security guard's not turned up at work - night shift here I come!!!

what?? u still in work???

Nope but looking like I've got a night shift to do

piss poor

Saved, the guard's just turned up and timed it to the second with me finishing getting dressed. I want a wage rise

nice one, hot foot it home, pour yourself one

And practice word for word the shitty telephone call the security company are gonna get in the morning!!!!!!!!!!!!

practise?? make it up as you go!

Nah, I need to nail someone's hide to wall (been a hell of a day) so this one will be word perfect, was debating something along the lines of contract renewall just to really get them shaking!!!!!

good luck with that

YES

Although question was not to me...the answer is still NO

My feet are cold again...........maybe i shud just go to bed

Running in between two episodes of CSI...the previous was GREAT...

Dead flies on dead pig's body...yummy!!!

No excuse sorry :P

6 months ... and you still weren't ready :lmao:

Did somebody see my brain?
Must have lost it! :roll: :?

It's over there, Betty, on that shelf...

How surprisingly unforgiving are the young...wait till you get to be my age...;)

Nope, didn´t find it yet.
So if (and I suppose so) I´ve lost it at work, I won´t get it back till tomorrow.
Official announcement: I´m brainless today!!!

Thanks to the mod known as AndyK I've just listened to Rock And Roll Dreams Come Through live from Manchester with Smoggy screaming!!!!!!!

At least by pure luck he caught the adverts during House lol
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That's great...Lucy must have been in 7th Heaven!!!

Wouldnt you just love to be in Manchester too,:-) I would 4 sure

Hell yes, I would!!
And mainly just for the following two reasons: Now being in Manchester would mean that I would have packed everything and that I would have survived the flight!!!
*sighs*

How long is your flight anyway?

Front row for the first time Saturday night, focus Monstro, you've still got to work tomorrow!!!!!

Lucky duck :roll:

would love a bag of crisps

About an hour.
But every minute seems to be an hour when you´ve got a terrible fear of flying :(

You'll do fine - just don't look down!!!

reminds me of a joke

I won´t... believe me, I know it... more than that, I know myself

You'll have a load of mlukfc sat right next to you, don't worry

On the plane?
I don´t think so

In spirit we will be

You don´t know the time when I´m airborne...
You´ll sleep then.

lindsay is a stunner

5.30am our time

:shock:
How do you know? I mean, I did never tell, did I?
But anyway... you´ll sleep then!

I am flying something like...6 or 7 hours???

Think of that when you're flying...maybe it will help...

More likely a screaming and kicking baby and a fat dude spreading you all over the next to you seat like a butter...

Oh no...I am way too cheerful tonight!!!

First thought: Some people should know when it´s the best time to shut up.... :roll:

Second thought: Can´t believe that we´ve talked until now!!!!
But well... it felt good.

My life in complete - I'm welling up now even thinking about it!! :lol:

I don't like this work lark!

We saw Meat last night, again tomorrow night and you're only in until 12.30 - could be worse :p

Knew there was somewhere I was meant to be this morning!!!!

Was just typing a reply to a thread and I've clicked something on the laptop and everything's enlarged - how do I turn it of?!!!!

I;m not thinking "Women and technology", oh no, not at all, not in the slightest, no way :lmao:

It's ok, I've not broken anything, I realised it was only the forum I'd managed to enlarge so closed and re-opened the window and all is fine now :up:

Fixed it all by myself! :yay:

God, I'm bored!
Have an hour to fill in before next lecture, and there's not a great lot to do on this part of the campus apart from mess around on computers! Can't wait until the day's over. Going to see Footloose at the Empire tonight, it's a 5.30pm start, which is odd, but tickets were quite cheap. Am mainly going due to Holding Out For A Hero being in it!
After this week only have two sessions at uni that week, I think, then apart from exams I'm free! Maybe I should shut up now and try and do some revising, and try very hard not to take iPod out and watch Dr Who episodes! :shock: Maybe I'll eat my Mini Cheddars too! :D

This is the first time i have heard a women wanting something smaller.:lol:

OOOOOOOOOOO you're all growed up now then lol

Finished my last exam wipeeeeeeeeee

Is that Yipeeeeeeee with a German accent? :lmao:

Hope it wasn't a spelling exam LOL

Well, it looks like everybody is having happy thoughts while I just would like to murder somebody...anybody...

I don´t say wipeeee !!!! :nope:
:lmao:

ulster 16, edinburgh 10.. a great result to finish on, absolutely soaked though

hmmm... :roll: ... :shrug:

gotta learn to go to bed earlier

naah... what for??
I was in bed at 4:30am this morning, the alarm went at 7:15am, been at work till 6pm.... and I´m still awake and fit.
Conclusion: Sleep is overrated!!! :lol:

tonight!!!!!!!!!

I know THAT feeling... :yawn:

why am i up early again?? this is becoming a bad habit

Same here, bed at 2.30 and awake at 6.05!!!!!!

you all set for the show???

Same here too :bicker:
But hopefully my todays evening plans are going to knock me out, so that I can easily sleep till midday tomorrow :cool:

Haven't let the tickets outta my sight lol

Leather is ready to be worn lol

Right, the journey to Manchester starts now, see you there if you're going!!