ok ladies 1st

... thank you ... :-) ...

hey... wait a minute... first?... one has to be LAST to win... why yoooou... :lol: ...

go to bed tink

hahaha... it's only 8:54 pm where i yam... hahaha... YOU should be in snoozeville .... ;) ...

ok i reckon your gonna win then

... ;) ...

but in my defence, i have no defence

... :coffee: ...

.... and I am back again!

NO ur not....I Win

no...me:lol:

Nope, you're both wrong. I am winning

Happy Sunday !!!!
 

... good morning starshine peeps !!! ... the earth says.... HALLOHHHH !!! ...

t... :coffee: ...

morning tink, nice sunday, let's have acup of coffee :coffee:

why thank you sweetie.. don't mind if i doooo !! ... :coffee: ...

Whether I post last in here or not, I'm still the winner.

Andy that defeats the whole idea of the thread!

Come on Super Mod, get a grip! :))

Me getting a grip, chance'd be a fine thing :p

Regardless, I'm still the winner ...

Debatable

Shall we assume that we've had the argument about it and that I've won?

No, because if we had the argument I'd win and then you'd have to admit you were wrong, apologise then make it up to me! :lmao:

Me admit I'm wrong ... that'd never happen and you know it :)) Besides, iun this case I think you'll see I'm right!

Come on then...share with the group...how are you right?! :))

Because I've just posted last and am therefore the winner :))

Yeah, you're the winner for what, a minute before I come along?!

Well you're hardly holding onto it for long are you?

For as long as you like love! :))

Well that lasted 7 minutes

Yeah well I had a busy 7 minutes...

excuses excuses

They work and you know it

Well, it's good to know that Andy is still on this thread bickering with everybody who comes along...Andy...hint...you're a super mod...post last and lock the thread...makes sense?

Makes sense, but that'd be cheating, and I always play by the rules :))

Always play by the rules...famous last words...

At least visibly anyway ;-)

I was gonna say!!!! lol!!!

Well I beat you to it and saved you the effort :))

Right...

Would you hurry up and write up about meeting me in your journal so people stop looking forward to meeting me at Wembley?

Patience ... I'm only half way through Tuesday, got all day Wednesday and half of Thursday to write about first ...

I know...but you know what? I am on holiday starting next Thursday...so...if you don't write it by then...I will have to send you one of those postcards...wish you were here...would you like that?

Depends where it's coming from I guess - might be somewhere he doesn't want to be lol

VERY true, Lucy...

But the postcard reads...WISH you were here...which means...I wish he was there...wherever it is...he doesn't have to wish it...in fact...most obviously if I send him this kind of the postcard...he ISN'T there...

Was that convoluted or what??? :up:

... :coffee: ...

Good evening :yay:

good evening :))

do de do

don't de don't

And not so fast...

slowly is best

OH I know THAT...but do you?

you and me we're goin no where slowly....

Phew, thank god for that lol

I like your kitty...

cute ain't he lol

yep, nice ginger pussy

how old is he/she?

5 on dec 15th and he's a he called Marvin

I just said kitty...cause didn't want to say the other word...you know...the OTHER WORD...

Cat?

Right...that one...

:p

or pussy? whats wrong with pussy?

or feline?

well someone had to say it

meow

It's never someone, it's always JOnty lol

i'll be quiet now

It just wouldn't be the same m8

lol

evening all

helloooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooo

Hey up there:roll:

:cool:

hi zina

Nite all

night micheal

Hi all.

Sometimes I don't know if I am first or last on this thread...

?????????????????????????????me to

Umm, I think I'm first to be last.
And hoping my sleeping tablets will kick in real soon.

blah blah blah

ok.................

I'm usually last to be first

ok..................?

yes thanks

sleep time

:rambo:

For those who give a rotund rodent's rear end, I am back!
Don't knock yourselves out running out the door. :twisted:

Must be time I won again....

No that was last week

Well it feels like i'm a week behind in my life at the moment, so the timings about right then...

Which means that if a week and 15 minutes ago it was your turn to win, then it's now clearly time for you to lose again ...

I don't think so...

I'm actually on the correct time here, it's just that you lot are so used to rushing around all over the place that you've gone steaming a week ahead of where you should actually be, and therefore you're winning a week early, so obviously it must be my time to win.

Confused? You should be...

Not at all, I made ssure that by not sleeping much I ensured that I actually had two days for every one of yours, hence I maintained my position both in this time and this time next week (from your perspective in the space time continuum with Eddie), I am therefore the winner now and will be the winner in a weeks time.

You see, I knew it wasn't a good idea for you to be crossing all those time zones, it's fried your time circuits....

Let me make this easy...

It's my time to win now, irrespective of what time or day or week or month you are under the (misguided) impression it is... In a week's time, it will be your turn to win... or at least it would have been ten minutes ago, provided you can post in the exact 30 second window I have blocked in for you....

In short:

I'm winning.

No one has ever called me short ... and you're not winning. Look. See! The proof is here!

Where? I don't see any proof of you winning, I have quite clearly posted last.

I can't see where you've done that, this is more proof that the words female and logic don't really belong together ...

No, it's proof that men can't understand the words female or logic at all, let alone understand that it's a natural progression to have them both in the same sentance relating to each other in a positive way...

But then there are many things men don't understand about women... :roll:

There are many things we don't understand, you assume of course that we men wish to understand them in the first place, especially considering that we often have far more lofty and highbrow things to consider ...