passed. excellent..

well done :up: what did you pass?

new manager started here today.

<--- stressed!

I did tell you to call in sick on Mondays;)

Deep breathing, calm thoughts and as long as a weapon isn't within easy reach you'll be fine:D

congrats...for what i don't know but as long as it isn't goat related, well done:D

Its complicated...............

An open bar????

Passing one of those is a fail on this forum!

a large of number of questions on mastermind?

LMAO

Well done and congrats ..whatever you have passed :-)

New manager has just left for the day.

Blimey. I thought I spoke fast. Just having a conversation with that woman is enough to send my blood pressure sky high! I need a stiff drink I think!

And I still have 8 million jobs to do... so here ends my 30 second break into insanity and back I go to the grindstone... :(

(Mike if this continues I'll be needing to call in sick on alternate days, just so that I can work from home and get some 'real work' done without her pestering me every two minutes!)

theory test lol, dont think i could pass an open bar

Well done! Guess we need to be careful on the roads now?? ;)

(and now I really am getting back to work, or I'll be here 'til midnight!)

Who is she, I can do a little background digging to see if she has any skeletons in her closet...old journo links can always come in handy:D

Bloody neighbours !!!!!!

yeah i know it's rubbish...I stopped watching it when Holly Valance left

thanks :D

Not those neighbours ...lol.......the bloody t**sers next door that are driving me nuts.....:wall:

Know what you mean about next door neighbours... judging by the decibel level coming from my neighbours at lunchtime, Elvis had risen again and was playing live in her kitchen!

I know what you mean about neighbours too...I work as technical support for the equivalent of our Council's Town Wardens...I get calls about neighbour disputes ALL the time. One day this bloke rang who had already been to ask his next door BUT ONE neighbours to turn the music down (which they had, to some extent) yet I could hear the music, quite clearly down the phone. Even though he was inside his house. It's maddening what some people think is acceptable and what is not.

Maybe the neighbours should be part of the survey done by the mortgage company now ;) and of course any new neighbours would need to provide references and existing neighbour approval before being permitted to move in to a property?*

(*I have already thought of a flaw to my plan...my current neighbour would have been allowed to move there under this system...but she's lived there 18 years and now has a 15 year old son who understandably - being 15, stays up half the night when she is working nights playing video games and playing music. How do I know this? Because it's so loud I thought the other night that it was actually inside my own house, and I could still hear it with ear plugs in! But, he doesn't do it all the time, only when she's at work. So it could be worse!)

Why...does Morrisons Cola taste like Haribo Cola Bottles, but Coca Cola, and Pepsi, does not?

Why...did the DPD Package Delivery people describe the location they left my package (inside my recycling bin) as a safe place? How is that safe? What if I hadn't been home to see the note?

Meat Loaf and the NLE ripped the absolute shit out of Bat out of Hell at Blickling Hall. One of the best versions I've witnessed hearing live.

Why don't cheesecakes taste like they used too?

Because they forgot the cheese !!!!