Heli!

*reaches in pocket and brings out a couple of guiness bottles*

Come on lets share and I'll clean the kitchen and the pub!

I know, you keep the beers, i'll grab a apple juice and i'll clean the kitchen while you clean the pub!! :wink:

Deal!

*starts scrubbing the pub madly*

Hee Hee, I thought you might like that!!

Cleaning that kitchens a nightmare love! Enjoying yourself out there!? :lol:

Noones applied. Well, i'll just have to run this place by myself!

I like cleaning Kitchens!! It's fun!! :wink:

**FA walks in and is blindled by how bright & fresh this place is**

Has it been revamped ???

hiya - any one there - can I have a BUD please

**FA goes across to jukebox & puts on "Bed of Roses" by Bon Jovi

I'm here Aunty Sharon!!:mrgreen:

Here's your Bud!!!

Do you want anything else?

anyone doin meals tonite?

Not yet niece,

looks like the rabbits are behaving now - garden looks better - I checked on them earlier


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You can help youself if you want! i have to go now!! Gottalot to do!! :wink:

nice one!!!

<runs to get ice-cream>

**FA grabs a cider & packet of nuts**

goes back to jukebox & puts on "Blind before I stop"

Sits back down & checks out Testify with the ice - cream

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**FA is bored now - grabs a handful of bottles and crisps**

Goes back to B/B to watch tv


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:twisted: *Landlord pulls himself a pint*
Anyone need serving?

Guiness ColdFlow please landlord!!!

And not one like we were on last night!! If you get a pint of guiness and a shot glass of Baileys, Take a swig of guiness so the pint doesn't overflow, drop the baileys in (glass and all) and down it as fast as possible before the bailey's curdles in the guiness!!!

BTW, i have been told i set a new pub record last night for downing a pint of guiness in under 20 seconds!!

Hi, I'm kind of new and a bit shy.. could I have a vodka and coke please?

airhead, sorry no-one has applied.

I will be as undemanding as can be at the moment.

*FA gets key and trots off to room**

puts tv on & watches wrestling - opens a bottle of cider & relaxes on bed

Cider and wrestling? Now there's an angel after my own heart!

Chris your Guinness should have settled by now, I'll just top it up :D

and one V&C for the newcomer.. welcome :D

can i have an ovaltine please :zzz: to help me sleep nite all. :wink:

want a shot of anything in it? ;)

Hot Choccie .... with loads of marshmallows floating in it .... any chance??? :lol:

You'll be lucky at this time of night... the kitchens that way though ;)

Okay ..... no problem

*picks her way gently over pile of sleeping bodies on floor and heads to kitchen to make her own hot choccie* :zzz:

**FA stretches, has a shower, cuppa tea then puts on khakis - to go to work**

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Will have to take tank & metal hat to work today as S**t will be flying & blood will be spilt - not mine I hassen to add


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I need a good strong coffee...i'm only just up :zzz:

Could I have a hot chocolate, please

Hey all, I'm on!! What does everyone want??

The Bat flies in timidly, but the place seems deserted.....

Could I have a vodka and coke please

Coming right up hun!! Do you want anything with that i.e. ice or a little umbrella etc etc??

Heli

can have a cider and packet of crisps please

(cheese & onion)

You always do the little extras Heli. Could I have an umbrella please.

Nice to see you here tonight

Bottle of Southern, bottle of Diet Coke, one straw and a comfy corner ..... I'm on holiday till next thursday from work :D :D

Have a great break from work Caz

bud please :)

So thats:

Vodka and Coke w/ umbrella for Black Dog

Cider and Packet of Cheese and Onion Crisps for Sharon! Do you want anything with your drink?

And Bottle of Southern, bottle of Diet Coke, one straw and a comfy corner fo Caz!!

Hope you all enjoy!! It's good to be back behind the bar again, doing what I do best!!

http://www.nubo.ru/pavel_egorov/world/dsa0101.jpg Please :D

Thanks Black Dog, I'm planning to as this is my last holiday till I hit Devon in June :lol: :lol:

*Has a really good friend from online stays in Exmouth, so off down there for two weeks to cause havoc, chaos and mayhem yet again* :lmao: :bunny:

I'll have to keep clear of Devon then. :twisted:

Just stick to good old Cornwall :lol:

Hey Saddam!!! You found us then!! Do you want a pint of stella??? :wink: :wink:

Heli love

another cider pleser

**FA trips over chair - but no one saw**

WHERE'S EVERYONE - PUTS "SURFS UP" ON JUKERBOX

:lol: I saw you :lol:

Very funny Black Dog .... although I think you will be safe in Cornwall. Mind you, last year I had to be restrained from running out of a pub we were in late one night to chase after some policemen who were going into KFC Shop across from it and yelling 'can i play with your extendable truncheon please' :oops: :oops:

Oh sorry I didnt see you there!! You get an extra one now!!

Another cider for you Sharon!! Do you have anyone picking you up later or do you want sleep in tonight, becuase you are not going home drunk!! It's tooo risky!!

You're coming a long way for a holiday. But it is beautiful down here. I wouldn't want to live anywhere else.

I know it's lovely. We stayed at Devon Cliffs last year, which is like a five minute drive from my friend. Weather was beautiful so we're hoping for same again this year.

We drove down overnight last year, so I think we are going to do the same again, although not sure. 10hr drive going down as we took our time, but we got back home in 8hrs.

If I had to live anywhere but Scotland, and had to choose somewhere in England, I reckon it would definitely be that area :D

*goes back to comfy corner and settles down*

wicked! :D

ok drinks are on me for the next 20 mins ok guys. :wink:

...did I see Bud round here? :D

*grabs buds n runs*


nah ya didnt J

Could I have a pineapple breezer please Carol.

thanks

Another bottle of Southern for me just incase i run out you understand :lol: :lol:

Hmmm... any chance there's some more Bud around here then?

Important!

*stands on chair and bangs southern comfort bottle on bar*

Now come foreward! On Paddy's day i drunkenly snogged one of you! Come on don't be shy! Who was it?

here you go bd and caz, :D dont forget im gettin them in till 10.47, :lol: then offer ends guys fill your boots. :wink: *cheers all*

Thank you Carol

Oi :( no banging southern bottles on the bar unless they are empty :evil:

Thanks Carol, greatly appreciated *hic*

*sits happily in comfy corner*

Quiet here isn't it?

Well i'm sure more customers will come!

think ill put not a dry eye on the jukey, :D while i drink my breezers. :wink: just chill here for a while. 8)

Oh no :cry: <sniffs> not that song <sobs> :cry: don't know why but it always makes me want to cry :cry: :cry:

Can I have a room or a corner please *collapses on floor clutching half drunk bottle of Southern* :cry:

**FA comes into foyer and steps over Caz & bottle - which is now split all over carpet**

**FA goes into kitchen and puts on the coffee, mops up mess, gives Caz a blanket **

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Morning All!! How is everyone??

*Heli puts Not a Dry Eye on the jukey*

Well I missed it last night and i love that song!! :wink:

Anyone want any brekkie?

yeah thanks Heli, :D bacon butty with plenty of brown sauce please. :wink:

One bacon Butty coming right up!!!

Here you are hun!!! I've put some brown sauce on but he's the bottle just incase its not enough!! :wink: :wink:

thanx heli hun. :wink:

Hi Everyone. Could I have a coke please. I'll keep the hard stuff for later

there you go bd :D *cheers*

can i have a small brandy please

very windy here and the fench just blown down, not only that but some wood with a nail in it flew at me head and I now got a cut above my eye and the makings of a black eye OUCH !!!!!! http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoti.../evil/1126.gif

FA, gives a hand!

*Picks up a sleeping caz and drags her up the stairs to a room*

*places caz on the bed and pulls a blanket over her and shuts the door quietly*

FA, don't clear it up, I'll do it! :wink:

*builds a conservatory*
Mwahahahaha!

Rob!!!!!

I hope your paying for that!

I even reserved a room for yours and helis honeymoon!

Nope.
*hands airheddie the bill.*

Aww Hun!! You are in the wars this month arn't you!!!

Here you are, Small Brandy!

Do you want anything else?

Ahem.

Heli, come and get Rob to pay for this conservitory! Your gonna make me skint! I'm hardly making much money now!

Heli

yes - it ain't my month is it :cry:

and I'm 40 next saturday - hows my b'day arrangements going

could do with a bl**dy good do :wink:

Well if you can get the comp to yourself next saturday then you won't regret anysecond of it!! It's gonna be so much fun!! I just need to make sure who will stay online then!!

Yup, i'm decorating the place!

Well I make my money by building cyber-conservatories that nobody wants and charging them extortionate prices for them! :D

*builds a conservatory*
Mwahahaha!

*grumbles and hands rob a bouncy virtual check*

HES OFF AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!! HELI!!!!!!!!!! TELL YOUR DEAREST TO LEAVE THE CONSERVATORIES ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I shall never stop! <insert prefered type of moniacal laughter here>

Well it is a rather nice Conservatory!!! Eddie, we can sit in there and drink apple juice during the summer!!!

As you were Rob! :wink:

I suppose. :?

He's attacked the b and b though!

Hey *holds hands up* Thats your joint sweety!! :wink: :wink:
This is Neils, he can tell Rob off if he wants to?!!


So what can I get you to drink??

I know, i know!!!!!! Oh god my poor vitual till! It's empty!!!!!

Hmm, some apple juice please! yum yum yummy!

Here you are sweetie!! Do you want anything with it??

:twisted: Well I was worried about planning permision issues, but we can get round that by saying that it's not a consevatory, it's a very fancy shed :wink:
Personally i'm very happy :D .This has put a few grand on the value of the pub :mrgreen:

We havn't got any money left!! I spent it all on mine and Robs wedding dress and flowers!!

And also, it means more room for Sharons big party that you and Carol are performing for!!! You do remember that you are entertaining for us on saturday!! :lol:

Ok ok, i'll let you stay here for free as we are friends for your honeymoon, but i havn't much money either!

*opens till to show an IOU, a fiver and a penny*

Well I know, why don't you get a loan from the bank?? It would make more sense?!! :wink:

Oh yeah!

*wanders over to virtual bank and virtually gets handed a virtual loan*

There ya go Rob! It will come in handy i suppose, but i can only pay a pound. I only borrowed a fiver!

I'm having a dress!? 8O

NOW YOU TELL ME!!!!! :evil:

*starts look for reciepts!!* :roll: :roll: :roll:

Badger wrote:

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Now that I gotta see http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoti.../happy/799.gif

anyway - just got off the virtual phone

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with "you know who" & he is happy to invest in the B/B & pay for the conservatory - wants a room especially for himself though when he comes to stay.

Need to extend the garden as he will be bringing his dog too

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