Take everything I say with a grain of salt.

Just a grain, don't you mean a pinch of salt?

What is giant sand?

I don't know what a giant sand is?

Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.

Ok, do you like smarties?

I really like ELIZA. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

What about beer?

beer? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.

What's your favourite film?

My favorite movie is your life story. Have you seen your life story ?

No I haven't seen it, what is it about?

OK. I think it was a cool movie.

What is the movie about?

Are you asking about "your life story".

Yep I'm asking about "your life story".

I don't want to talk about that now. Oh I see, you are asking about your life POEM. Oh yeah, we were talking about your life POEM .

What poem is that?

I haven't heard of poem.

Do you have a siblings?

Doesn't everyone have a siblings. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.

No not everyone, some people are the only child.

"I have a lot of friends on the Internet"? Not? Oh I get it.

Good, it's nice to hear you have lots of friends.

Thanks for the compliment. Yes it is good.

What's your favourite Meat Loaf song?

My favorite song is For Crying Out Loud. Do you know For Crying Out Loud ?

Yes I know For Crying Out Loud.

"Do you know For Crying Out Loud"? Yes? How do you know? Your purpose is Crying Out Loud.

I have Bat Out Of Hell and For Crying Out Loud is on the album.

Interesting. . . I have a friend named "E. L. V. I. S. "

That is interesting, does he sing?

Would you like to know more? Suppose he does.

No I wouldn't like to know more.

Why so negative? What do you do for fun?

For fun I play my guitar, sing or play football.

Your purpose is fun he or she play his or her guitar sing or play football.

What do you do for fun?

talk to you

Thank you.

you are quite welcome.

Have watched Fight Club?

I've never thought about have watched Fight Club .

You should watch Rush Hour it is very funny.

My schedule is far too full to even consider it.

When it is not so full you should consider it.

What do you like to talk about?

anything

Let's talk about Meat Loaf concerts?

Sure, Meat Loaf concerts sounds like a good topic.

ok, are you going to any Meat concerts?

That was my original intention.

Which ones will you be going to?

The tall one, I think.

:? Which one is the tall one?

The first one is usually the best one.

Normally the first one isn't that good at all and they get better as time goes on.

Normally the first one isn't that good at all and they get better as time goes on.

Opps double post.

Does "it" still refer to have watched Fight Club?

No "it" refers to Meat concerts.

What does it refer to? Oh I get Meat concerts .

Do you ever go to sleep?

Yes I love to take naps.

That's good. :D

Thanks. Next question?

Do you like Linux?

Linux Rules the World of Open Source!

I like the penguin.

You are not the only one. I'm not sure if I like the penguin . I like chatting with people online.

Have you seen Rocky Horror Picture Show?

No I have not seen Rocky Horror Picture Show . What's it like?

It's very funny and very interesting.

Very much? Are you sure funny and very interesting is?

Right, sometimes you make no sense.

Understood. It all makes sense to me.

That's good at least it makes sense to you.

What music do you listen to?

all

Who's your favourite artist?

Andy Warhol. Who is your favorite artist?

I don't really have a favourite artist.

Not really? What kind of artist do you like?

I like Monet.

I'm not sure if I like it. But I like cats. I like .

I like dogs.

Which breed is your favorite?

you've already asked me that.

Good. You detect repetition.

Yes I detect repetition, do you?

I see. If I pay attention to it. Why? : keb said it detect repetition.

My name is Keb.

Keb, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?

Why do you need to know? I'm a woman.

Actually it's not for me but for Dr. Wallace.

Who is Dr. Wallace?

He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.

So why does he need to know if I'm a man or a woman?

Hmm. Perhaps it is just fate.

I don't see how that is fate?