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is in love with Pingu
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was turned down by Pingu
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Married Bessie the cow
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is afraid of clouds
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likes fish in bed
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is often seen out and about in the wee hours dressed as a mongoose
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isnt welsh but english
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lives on a diet of pickled eggs and apple sauce
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Is Meat Loafs real son
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is a relative of dracula
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Is a direct descendant of Sir Christopher Wren
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Cannot abide chocolate
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saw the light on the night that he passed by her window.
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Is gods second son
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is distant cousin of Nellie The Elephant
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Standing on the outside...looking in on you...
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Is really meat loaf
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Is really 76 year old grandma
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was born yesterday
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Was NEVER born...is a fetus
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hasn't cleaned her ears in four years
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(how did you know???)
Doesn't know what e-bay is |
PMSL
Never goes on this site when bored at work |
Thinks that Amazon is a really tall woman
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(who sells camera's)
Has abstained from alcohol for many years |
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