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true story that's just been on TV:
- woman at the office licks the glued edge of an envelope
- she cuts her tounge
- the tounge hurt, she didnt think it was anything serious though
- two weeks later, she feels something strange in her mouth, something moving
- she's reaching into her mouth, and fishes out a cockroach.
- there were microscopic roach eggs in the glue of the envelope, and one of them got into the wound in her tounge and breeded there, till the roach hatched.

The Flying Mouse

17 Aug 2008 20:09

:twisted: I've heard about that happening before.

Buy pre-gummed envelopes people :shock:

samurai7

17 Aug 2008 20:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Betty (Post 430312)

:wall:

wow, what's up? :shock:

mszee

17 Aug 2008 20:50

Well, I am glad that everybody lives on the hill...that takes care of that...

mszee

17 Aug 2008 20:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by Betty (Post 430312)

:wall:

Yeah...I know how you feel...I think...

~Helen~

17 Aug 2008 20:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by RadioMaster (Post 430316)

I'm sure that's one of those urban myths...in the version I heard, her tongue swelled up first...and the doctor found the cockroach...

~Helen~

17 Aug 2008 21:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Betty (Post 430312)

:wall:

My head feels like I've been doing that. Could understand it if it was alcohol induced, but it isn't :-(

The Flying Mouse

17 Aug 2008 21:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Helen~ (Post 430328)

I'm sure that's one of those urban myths...in the version I heard, her tongue swelled up first...and the doctor found the cockroach...

:twisted: The truth according to Snopes

Urban myth.

~Helen~

17 Aug 2008 21:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Flying Mouse (Post 430331)

:twisted: The truth according to Snopes

Urban myth.

Nice to know I'm right occasionally.

How is it fair that next charge £3.95 to deliver a sofa, and the same to deliver a pair of slippers??

Monstro

17 Aug 2008 21:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Helen~ (Post 430335)

How is it fair that next charge £3.95 to deliver a sofa, and the same to deliver a pair of slippers??

Small sofa big slippers?

mszee

17 Aug 2008 21:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Helen~ (Post 430335)

Nice to know I'm right occasionally.

How is it fair that next charge £3.95 to deliver a sofa, and the same to deliver a pair of slippers??

Wow...grab the deal on the sofa and buy slippers in the shop!!!

mszee

17 Aug 2008 22:27

I give up on dot game...I am just an idiot...:wall:

SamCat

17 Aug 2008 22:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee (Post 430359)

I give up on dot game...I am just an idiot...:wall:

Ok i'll tell you the trick!! Come on over to our game!!

mszee

17 Aug 2008 22:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by SamCat (Post 430360)

Ok i'll tell you the trick!! Come on over to our game!!

No, the trick is to pay attention...and not be all over the place while playing...the trick is NOT to have a frigging ADD with 10,000 windows opened...

mszee

17 Aug 2008 22:37

I am at our game and I just made even worse move than before...there is something screwed up in my head...

SamCat

17 Aug 2008 23:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee (Post 430363)

I am at our game and I just made even worse move than before...there is something screwed up in my head...

This is gonna be a good one(i think!!)

duke knooby

17 Aug 2008 23:42

pished as a newt... wheres me dominos?? lol