Sober as a judge??

Sober is boring...good is boring...

Viva la diferance...

u knew the jacket was a bomb, u knew what u were doing michael, and it worked a treat

:twisted: YOU wish? :wtf:

*looks through the forum rule book for any technicality to award Michael some infraction points* :bicker:

:lol:

Jonty, I like your tractor...it...rocks...

its the coolest looking tractor there ever was, but thanks

:twisted: But the farmer inside is wearing lesbian dungerees :yikes:

What do you mean BUT THANKS...that's what I said...I LOVE your tractor...

:heart:

thats a personal attack reckon, how many points do you get for that????

What do you mean personal attack???? How do you figure THAT?

infraction points, loads i reckon

Does anybody else have a problem with their mouse???

:twisted: It was a personal attack on the dungerees of the occupant of that tractor.

As the rules stipulate infraction points are for personal attacks against other forum members, therefore those dungerees must leave the tractor and join this forum to be considered a member before action can be taken :mrgreen:

That was painful to read...way too many words...

see the humour got lost when the points arrived.. it was a JOKE!

Lol interesting

Stop posting already..I won...go home all

:twisted: :mrgreen: <--------- Mr Green is your friend ;)

as long as carl is, i'll be happy

well i used to wear dungerees

:twisted: Now back to buisness, I win :mrgreen:

NO

:twisted: YES :roll:

:twisted:

There is something wrong with your twisted, hun...time to untwist it...and I WIN...

twisted i think not:evil:

:twisted: Let's twist again, like we did last summer :mrgreen:

:lol:

Let's do the twist?

Oh I can do THAT...I can do THAT...

wish it was summer

:twisted: I still will though.

OK...still will WHAT??? :shock:

he'll still be a dick, no offence. lol

win u mean

:twisted: Whatever you win for doing the thing.

knooby theres 2 ladies in chat askin for u

I BEG YOU PARDON???

and 3 keep textin me, whats your point???

CHSIB

jeepers your popular

uh uh...

oh yeah

Jonty is THE MAN...right...

:twisted: Where would rock and roll be without the words "yeah" and "baby"? :wtf:

nowhere

:twisted: Fast :mrgreen:

uh uh

we could always dance :yay: :yay:

why the hell would you want dance when there fun to be had??

What kind of fun exactly are we talking about here?

ur fun and my fun may differ

well i cant say, due to forum rules

That kinda fun! oh la la

well i wouldnt know, ive just heard about it

You poor boy! u were a winner till now

like lord kagan, i'm always a winner

... good night peeps of the world ! ... :zzz: ...

:lol: Ah! The sweet advantage of being here alone. I WIN!!!:lol:

Not anymore you don't

ah! the tall one returns!

to second place

... good morning peeps of the world... :coffee: ...

evening, Tink

... aloha Rockie !!! ...

hey there! I just looked in again before retiring.

Well if you've retired we won't be seeing you in here again then I guess :))

Andy I hope you've been to bed...!

Now that would be telling ...

So long as it was worth staying up for if you didn't!!

Winner!

for a moment.

Only a brief moment at that

I noticed.

Ok

Yes, thanks. I am remarkably okay.

SHouldn't you be asleep or something? It'll be Tuesday soon ...

BOO!!!!

It's Tuesday already. Can't sleep.

Michael, you don't shock or startle us that easily

Why isn't it Friday???

It's Tuesday here already, if that helps:D

no, it doesn't

:D Just trying to be helpful and cheerful. Passes the time of the week.

Someday work will realise just what we do with our internet access.

Hope for your sake, it doesn't.

I'd plead it was stress relief

AT LEAST I DON'T LOOK AT PRON...

If your IT manager is anything like ours, then they know alredy :))

Such a lazy manager Mr King :))

Nope, still not Friday

Not lazy, just incredibly efficient :))

I think they know about me too already...too many times clicking desperately when somebody passes by...oh well...

So it would seem if you've got time to be making lunchtime calls

Alt-Tab or the Windows-M work wonders ;-)

I click anywhere outside the window and whatever is in the background - some sh*tty work stuff is on top...but then I forget and minimize work sh*t and here we're...back at the forum...argh..

*has visions of Zina frantically clicking her mouse to death at work ROFLMAO

I live to entertain...

The long winter nights must really fly by :lmao:

;) And you do it well.

In second place. ;)

And they sure do...;)

merci bocup