Full sentences posted by entrants would of course increase their chances of hitting the key phrase that will trigger the auto-lock on this thread and therefore deem themselves as the winner.

:twisted: Make way, let a proffessional handle this :p

Where do you see a professional here??? :shock:

Here :D

NOT

I'm a professional, but I can't say what at.

Zina, Neils attempting to bully me :p

Yeah stop it Neil, don't go bullying the punters, that's my shift tonight ... you're on greeting at the door and chcking the dress code, haven't you looked at the rota?

Poor us

Right, let's make a start, hand over your dinner money!

Well, I am a nice one in that cyber relationship...

That doesn't guarantee you win this though ...

No, but HE isn't going either...all of you...collective HE....

Wanna bet?

:twisted: The door's quiet, so got time to sneak a win here :mrgreen:

I'm just that good 8)

Lol nobody is gonna bully me :p

Maybe not, but you won't win, either of you.

If I bet...what do I win?

Second place

Or even third ...

Hmm

Hmm?

I give up...let Neil win...

Zina dont ever say let Neil win again :p

Nah...let him...

:twisted: Thank for Carl :mrgreen:

Neil is a better man anyway...while I am no man at all...

Again editing the posts :p one day neil there will be a revolution here

There's alot of disqualifications pending at the moment, which will of course leave the door wide opien for me to win :))

:twisted: *oppresses Carl*

Now whered i put my stocks..

Just a warning...if anybody touches my post I shall complain...to the...higher authorities...

Abuse of power :p

What if it's the higher authorities who do it?

Neil, accept that if you can't win by fair means ... which you can't, then you shouldn't play the game at all :))

Meh, Im just stubborn

:twisted: OK, so Tink tells everyone to go and start Humping, RJ starts talking about panties in the SB, and now you confess to owning a set of stocks :wtf:


I'm starting to worry about the clientel around here :nuts:

:twisted: I CAN win by fair means, but corruption is always much more fun :mrgreen:

All steming from you Neil :p

I am in the lunatic asylum...surrounded by lunatics of all ages...and of highest categories...

Well at least were from the highest standards

So you feel perfectly at home then?

:twisted: You ain't getting ME in no stocks :wtf:

No...I am not on any of yours level of insanity...in fact, I am about to start crying...for various reasons...

We'll see :p Could always get your missus to trick you, I'm sure i could bribe Zina

Winner!

Carl...you honestly must be blind...

Why don't you all just give up ... face it you're fighting a losing battle.

NOT :p!

:sneaky:

Why zina?

I'll give up when you prise the trophy from my cold dead hands!

Could have sworn he was talking about a gun when he said that :p

Yeah but it's a good quote.

I don't get privileges here from anybody...and I have never asked anybody for them...that's why...

I can't believe that after all this time I am STILL winning...

You're not!

But I was...right before you showed up...oh...here I am again!!!

where? Me thniks you're delusional

I am...how did you know?

I know everything.

Is there ANYTHING you don't know?

Nothing worth knowing anyway

Doesn't it make your life boring?

not at all

no i get use to it

Well, let me just win...I am deadly tired...

OK, you won

Thank you...you're very kind...

That's ok, anytime

I know...you're a gentleman...

true

And so are you...

yes ma lady

How is everything?

I still be winning

You keep on falling asleep...how do you expect to win?

cabbage

... 'morning peeps of the world ! ... :coffee: ...

I see this still hasn't been claimed yet?

when the key is turned, the lock will close

Exactly, but whern will that be?

in the fullness of time

... :coffee: ...

Well, say... it just isn't so...

It isn't so, not for you anyway, because I've won.

Be nice...

I always am ...

Well, then let me win for god's sake

I can't. If I let you win then it would be a hollow victory would it not? To win and have that sense of achievement it must be a challenge.

Well, at least Neil is out of the running...it's between you and me now...

Accept defeat, resistance is futile

*pout*

is that you're "I give up face"?

No...actually...now that I know your holiday plans...I WILL win...cause everybody else has life...

Depends on when the winner is announced ...

True...but I KNOW I can win this...I will be the last woman standing...

You may be standing, but it won't be on the winners podium.

Might as well sit down then and wait, eh?

dum-te-dum...

Right...how do you spell your name? Everybody seems to be spelling it differently...