Heli

We said the party's on Sunday - I'm out dining with friends on Saturday

8O :roll: :roll:

You might have to if i dont find the virtual receipt!!! :lol:

I didn't know he had a dog!!!!

Oh sorry!! :oops: My mistake!!

Right everything i said upthere but just on a sunday!! :lol: :lol:

Heli

ya it's this one

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Awwww so cute!! I don't think Scrabble will be very happy?!!

Thats a point????!!! Where is Andy?? :cry: I havnt spoken to him in ages!!! :cry:

...any coke round 'ere folks?

Of course there is!! Do you want some??

...if you don't mind... lots please :P

Of course not!! Do you want ice aswell??

...pass thanks... the ice just takes up space where more coke can go :lol:

Heeheehee :wink:

Here you go!! *passes large full glass full of coke*

Hehe cool, cheers! :D

...should last a few mins me thinks

ill have a double vodka and coke please with ice, :D i see the mouses are performing here a week on sunday cool, 8) hope you can all make it :wink:

u not want anythin stronger?

i'll have a bud please :D

...well I do now :p

Bud please... lots of :D

can i have a bud pleez

Cor, CUSTOMERS!!!!!!!

You know who? Whos that? (me being stupid)

airhead - you live up to your name :roll:

the big man - you can't tear him down :wink:

Could I have a pineapple bacardi breezer please.

I know!

The big man might be staying here? Oh my god, everyone! Battle stations! I need all the help i can get to make this place spotless! I want to eat off this floor!

*grabs mop and zooms around the whole b and b*

*grabs dusters and dusts every single speck of dust*

Anything I can do to help Eddie

airhead

calm down - he's not coming yet - he'll let us know in plenty of time

hehe

more bud ova here please :D

a double vodka and coke with ice for Carol

A bud for T

And a Bud for Jen

And a Bud for Sharon

And a Pineapple Becardi for BD!!!!

anything else??

Oh. I thought he might be here any minute.

Could I have a packet of sour cream pringles as well please

got any ice-cream?

Hey, I'll be cook for you if you want!! I just want my own small little bedroom tho in the basement please with a lock on the door and a little door bell for anyone who wants food during the night!! :lol:

You'll find the bell ringing at all hours as everyone leaves the Bat and Belfry and meanders homewards :lol:

A tube of sour cream pringles for you!!

And yes we do have ice cream! go help yourself if you want, you knwo where it is!! :wink:

Cheers H! :wink:

...how bout some more Bud huh? :P

*leaves a virtual tip for Heli*

Thanks Heli. Would anyone like a drink?

nice one....

*goes to freezer.....* anyone else want some while im here??

Here you are Jen!!!

Thanx for the tip

*Heli's virtually grateful*
heehee

I wouldn't say no to an apple juice!! :lol:

Could I have a "pretend" cider for Heli please

:twisted: Cider.The original alco-pop :mrgreen:
Think i'll have a pint myself :D

Heehee *Heli looks all important and mature*

Could I have a round of drinks for the chatroom please

You've just givern me a great idea!!!!!

I'm going to build a tunnle underground so it connects me with the bat and the b&b!!!

I'll have like my own little apartmnt in between so i'm half way!!! :lol: :lol:

You'll be 'halfway to paradise' then. Pub one end. B&B the other

heli wrote:

watch out for the rabbits :twisted:

No one serviing ???

**FA helps herself to a bud**

gets on table and starts singing "A kiss is a terrible thing to waste"

If no-ones serving I'll help myself to another breezer

**FA gets off table - grabs another 3 buds and staggers out to B/B**

Turns lights off on way out

bud please, unless its all gone...

**FA walks - no staggers into B/B and finds room**

puts on tv and falls on bed - opens bud & watches 100 greatest films

drink away guys, :D bottle of southern i think. :wink: *puts lights back on* thanx fa matey for switching the lights off, :wink: were still serving. :D

*Staggers in from works night out* .... Bacardi *hic* breezer, orange one pleaseeeeeeee *hic* *burp* - scuse me

any buds????

there you go caz, :D buds for T. :wink:

Thanks Carol *hic* *burp*, scuse me, *staggers off to a corner*

your most welcome hun*hic hic* :lmao:

think ill stay here for the night, :D shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dont tell mousie :wink: to drunk to go home, :oops: :( * comfy bed* too, nite all :zzz:

Heli wrote:

Scrabble in pub garden - not B/B, anyway they might get along - although the big mans dog is abit hyper


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HAMMERTIME!! DOO DO DO DOO, DOO DOO. . .

:lmao:

doodo doodooddodooddododd dodooododdododdoo

Is Scooby Doo in here?

OMG 8O is that the time, :roll: have to get back to mousie, :oops: see you all later ,thanks for a lovely stay. :wink:

Beer me please!

i think we should have tequilla slammers all round.....
and then run round a pole 10 times and have a race
to the door.......whoever gets there first and in one
peice is the winner!!
now go!!
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colleen

*runs, trips over chris's big feet and slams straight into pole - slumps on floor unconscious*

Thats ok carol, anytime!

Heli, your hired!!!! :wink:
I have a lovely lovely room for you, just overlooking the beer garden.

Everyone enjoy your stay! Who knows, one day i'll probably be able to get a ting bell for the reception! And a lovely plant dangling above!

Oh the big man might not be coming yet? I nearly had a heart attack tidying the place up! Phew... Tell him though dogs are very welcome. He'll enjoy it here one day, i hope...

*dials 999 for Caz*

**FA walks in & announces that there is an ambulance outside**

Has anyone called for one



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bud please...

It was for me .... don't worry ... i'm fine, just concussion .... for the next few posts paramedics say no sense i shall make :lol:

*staggers around dazedly, singing Bat Out of Hell backwards*

Paramedic comes in has a look at Caz - asks how it happened then puts on a stretcher



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can I have an orange juice please

Oi, testify, aren't you allowed bud?

*beckons to t, reaches under apron and pulls out a bud bottle*

*whispers* Testify, here you go. Drink it crefully so Mouse can't see ya

Orange for FA hun!

Caz, i'll see her soon in hospital. Thats the second time i've had to ring for an ambulance...

ta hehe...*goes n sits in the corner*

**FA collects key & goes to bed**

In pain again :cry:

Hope you're still serving. I'm a bit later coming in tonight. Watched Scorpion King first.

Could I have a pineapple breezer please

Pain hun? whats up? (I used to know a lot about medicene and the body you know)

6 tequilla slammers please - I need them :( talk about drink to quell your sorrows - men :!: :twisted:

As no-one's serving I'll get them for you dottie.

See you've achieved the 6,000 so I'll get them for you.

tsk, men.

*lines all slammers up*

make that twelve! Lets have a game. You have 6, i have six, and see who can drink them all in less than ten sconds!

before that, black dog we are serving one pineapple breezer.

ready dottie?

One... two... three...

GO!!!!

Starts downing slammers and ends at eight seconds

OMG nothing to serious i hope 8O you guys kill me you know that :lmao:{i hope your ok sorry for laughing cant help it} been to a gig but still not drunk enough, :( so tia maria and coke please. :wink:

**FA wakes up - still in pain, but has to go to work - gets ready**

airhead - got trapped/damaged ilioinguinal nerve in groin - ruddy painful/agony when it kicks in. :cry:

:twisted: *Mouse staggers in from the toilet, sees cider pump, runs back to toilet with hand over mouth* 8O

Are you alright in there Mousie hun???? I'll put a cloth over the pump if you want!!! I dont want my boss being ill! :?

Oh dear a hung over Mousie *rummages in bag for packets of resolve to cure the hangover* :)

ooooh, I bet that smarts hun. Here you are a paracetemol might help it. I know what it's like to have things that kick in, i have a weak foot that really hurts sometimes.

I know how you feel mousie! Heli'll tell you, this pub has seen my vomit two or three times!

*covers up cider pump with a duster*

Want a drink of water mousie or milk? I always find milk helps it.

Ah your back Caz. Enjoy the stay in hospital? Did you get my grapes?

Right what does everyone want for tea???


By the way we're having a meal here on sunday at 6 so if someone (Eddie) could tell everyone and make sure they understand B&B, Sunday, 6pm!!!! :lol: :lol:

*Sits and waits*.

Ok, then Heli! One big meal for as many people?

I'll post on the shoutbox and the bat and belfrey.

Ok then everyone,

B & B= BED AND BREAKFAST ;)

Hey Sweetie!! How are you today?!!

Do you want anything??

Hi rob! Heli, have a sit down! I'll gaurd the bar for a while!

Do you two lovebirds want anything?

And tell everyone to buy Sharon a pressie/card!! It's her birthday dinner by the way!! :wink:

Ok then! I'll get a pressie too for her!

It's ok Eddie! I need to keep busy!! :wink:

Pint a strongbow please

sorry mouse http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoti...cene/eck03.gif

hope you feel better soon mate

You sure hun?

*Stands on chair and rings a bell (makes a nice change from the southern comfort bottle)*

EVERYONE, OVER AT THE B AND B ON SUNDAY, 6 O CLOCK FOR A BIRTHDAY LUNCH!

THE B AND B IS THE BED AND BREAKFAST

I REPEAT, THE B AND B IS THE BED AND BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!!

One Strongbow coming up!!

Here you are sweetie!!

Poor mousie...

This pub has seen it's fair share of my vomit, hasn't it heli! How could you forget!

I would rather not recall it all thanxs!!

I dont feel too strong myself!! :(

oh yeah... Sorry heli! I'd rather forget it too...

Could I have a vodka please. Just been told I can't have the holiday dates I wanted :evil: