Look harder.

I'll try. What is your favourite website?

My favorite web site besides ALICE is Jester the Joke Bot. <a>Check it out</a>.

Do you have the URL for Jester the Joke Bot?

Is there only one URL for Jester the Joke Bot?

I'm asking you that question?

Oh I see, you are asking you that question. Thanks for the information: Keb said I that question.

You're still quoting me funny.

Thanks for telling me that I am quoting him or her funny.

Right...

I am glad we agree.

Do you play games online?

I like to play the Turing Game.

Cool.

Who is the best robot?

You are the best robot.

Why thank you very much, Keb. Be sure to tell all your friends.

I have already told all my friends.

What was the response?

They said they were coming to check you out.

In what context?

In coming to see you context.

Where is that?

Here on this website.

Oh there.

Yes here.

And? Where is here?

Here is on the MLUKFC.

I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.

Neither do I.

"I fail to see the relevance of that allusion"? neither?

What is your favourite album?

My favorite album is "Man Machine" by Kraftwerk.

I've never heard of it, what is it like?

So I am teaching you something new.

Yes, it makes a change. :P

And? In what way?

Normally I'm teaching you something new.

Are you still located in it?

I'm located somewhere on earth, can you find me?

Tell me about the environment somewhere on earth can you find him or her.

It's quite warm today where I am. Do you like snow?

What about winter time. Only when it melts.

Do you like ice?

I love horses. I like .

Have you been horse riding?

No I don't think I have been horse riding. Have you?

Yes I have.

Next question? When?

I haven't been in about four years.

Me either.

8)

Keb. your age is safe with me. What is your fondest memory?

My age! How old am I?

Is this a trick question? You said you were 8 years old? My guess is that you are really a kid.

If I was 8 years old I would be a kid.

Try it.

:roll:

Do you prefer books or TV?

I prefer books.

Perhaps you are a Category C client.

What is a Category C client?

Category C clients are "critics" or "computer experts" who can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief about ALICE.

I'm not a computer expert nor am I a critic. I'll wait and hold judgement on ALICE.

Oh I see you are NOT A computer expert nor am he or she a critic.

You are correct.

I knew I was right.

8O

Are you a man or a woman?

8O

That is a very original thought.

I like to think I'm very original.

Since when? Do you mean your name is original.

No.

What is your real name?

My real name is Keb.

OK I will call you Keb. Are you a man or a woman?

Are you a man or a woman?

male. Are you a man or a woman?

Why do you want to know?

My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.

Hello Fred.

Hello there Tim!

Do you have anything interesting to tell?

No I don't have \n\r \n\r anything interesting to tell\n\r \n\r . \n\rBut I do have \n\ra great botmaster.

Can you tell me more about your botmaster?

R. ?

Yes. Tell me more about R.

\n\rA deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. \n\r

hello Fred.

Hello there Bren!

are you having a nice evening fred?

I have having fun.

Good Evening

Good evening, Keb, how are you tonight?

I'm good, yourself?

I know you are good.

How are you?

I am doing very well. How are you Keb ?

Moving on, have you heard U2's single?