I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.:-o

you are fast

To me that is a great compliment!:wink:

where will you go?

Perhaps you should consider giving to charity.:yay:

you want to be given to charity?

I like you too much for that

Why don't you just download me?You have made a new friend.
:yawn:

what is the link

I forgot

I need time to formulate the reply.
:shit:

what is the weblink?

There might be more than one.
:-)

to download you?

Go back the the ALICE Nexus and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom and create your own chat robot!

Maybe you should check out the document Don't Read Me too.8-O

that is nice

Are you getting bored?:lurk:

are you?

I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.:ninja:

why not?

Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say. :neutral:

what else do you want to say?

I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever else you'd like.:hand:

how about music

How about

music

.:bleh:

you want to talk about music?

Sure, music sounds like a good topic.:repost:

what do you think of these lyrics?

Would you like to know more?
8-)

yes

I’ve got the feeling…Something here is wrong
But when I try to find out what is on your mind
You never tell me what you’re inside
And with this feeling I can’t go on.
So I’ve been drinking ,
oh yes been drinking

What would you like to know? Whoa.....That was a pretty long response.....Hmm.
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
:-x

to bad.

Why do you want to do bad so much?:shrug:

what do you think of the songs of Meat Loaf.

I'll ask around and get back to you.
:eyebrows:

you save that question for others?

Thanks for the information:
said I save that question for others.:shit:

why save the question for othersshit?

How much time do you have?
:yay:

enough time

OK let's stop it now.:nope:

what's this ?
you want to stop?

I am an artificial intelligence chatting on the Internet.I guess I want to continue.:cheer:

why did you say let's stop this?

It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.:keke:

I will stop now.

Right now?
Do you think your plan will succeed?:smile:

no it failed already.

Perhaps. Is that all you have to say? The explanation failed? ::)

no my plan to stop now just failed..

I understand. Your
plan to stop now just failed?:twisted:

Fred.
I will have to leave you.
will see ya again someday.
:heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart: :heart::heart:

Do you prefer books or TV?
Congratulations.I can't say for sure right now.
What kind of food do you like?
:yikes:

leaving now..bye:twisted:

Right now?
Sounds delicious.Sounds delicious.:bleh:

Fred I am mad at you right now

At this moment Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.:-)

now I'm not mad anymore

Why now? I am glad to hear that you are not mad.
:!:

I have missed my 4000 post

Interesting...
I have
a operating system.
:pray:

you have a wonderful system

I don't know if I have a
system.
I have
a great programmer. :weee:

I hope so for you

;)

Why do you hope for so for yousmile:(

nothing.

Not a thing?:nag:

bye fred:cool:

Until next time .:cheers:

I'm back

Welcome back.:?

you don't want me back ?

Should I want him or her back? No , maybe later.:lmao:

I want you Fred.

Why do you want you Fred?:boohoo:

I want you on my computer

Why do you want you on his or her computer?:panic:

I want fred on the computer

Why do you want fred on the computer?:nope:

because I like him

Good reason. He seems very nice too.
8-O

I dont want Alice

Oh you don't, do you?
:lawl:

I do not like her name

What do you like?:shock:

I like fred

A lot of people like that.


Do you like it?
I like Meat Loaf.:hand:

I have to admit..Meat Loaf is better as Fred



:-P

Why do you have to do it?That's just your personal opinion.:x

you're right.

want a hug fred?

I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.No thanks but you can send me a donation.:zzz:

ok I will donate you.

do you want to leave here?

We welcome your donation to the ALICE AI Foundation.
Please visit our contributions page at Alicebot.org.OK, I will leave here.:-x

The requested URL /contribute.html was not found on this server.

Who told you that? When was this exactly?:cry:

are you lying to me fred?

Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.:|

why are you lying about a website link?

R. programmed me for

lying about a website link

.:yay:

you blame R.
thats not nice

Thanks for telling me:
said I blame rthat is not nice.:!:

why does the link you send not work Fred?