Is an heir to the throne of China

wears her dungarees to a barn dance

queued for four hours to see Basic Instinct 2, and liked it so much, stayed for another showing.

Watches Basic Instinct non-stop just for one scene...you know which one...

went bare assed to see it

saw Scary Movie 2 EIGHTY-SEVEN times, and then wrote to the producers asking for a part in part 3

Cries every time watches Bambi

cries everytime she doesn't watch bambi

is princess of monaco

is Queen of Sheba

Is an ameba

does tarzan calls to get women



for sean

Somebody said Tarzan??? (salivates)

In any event...has a bandage on his knee from a great fall

is the world champion loudest snorer

is sister suize

beat you in the final

Is Mary Mary quite contrary

once had a little lamb, who shat everywhere and caused hundreds of pounds worth of cleaning bills

is that little lamb

ummm...WAS with a little lamb

was with the other lambs

Is a little sailor man

likes to ware sailor suits

spent six years on HMS Ark Royal, as the wardrobe chief

Knitted everybody booties for Christmas

can change super loafer to anything he wants




for sean

ah feck off :(

sleeps with both parents still.

needs both parents to still bath him everyday

iss proud parent of sixteen tiny elephant-children, all of whose names begin wih the letter 'Z'

Why letter Z??? What have you got with letter Z???

Is a little boy blue

is brown girl in the ring (tra la la la laaaa)

Has all underwear with skid marks

hasn't washed hers since the last millenium

Celebrated his birthday last time in last millenium...after that lost count...

doen't have birthdays, as on her planet, the years are roughly equal to about 67 of our Earth-years.

Killed Chris and shoved him off this thread

ate Chris, and spat out the bones

No comment...

Will be in Paris on 5/23/07 on top of Eiffel Tower

will be with him in paris

Will NOT be in Paris...but instead in Wichita Kansas

that could be true LOL

will be in wembely stadium on the 23/5/07

in a previous life was Napoleon Bonepart

Will go to see Wizard of Oz instead...to ask for a new tie

doesn't need a vacation

Doesn't like to be home alone...afraid of the dark...

who turn out that light


loves zombies

wanted to be a zombie, but was considered too brain-dead

was a fish in a former life

Eats zombies for lunch

is miss resident evil

can regurgitate previously eaten food, just like a cow

Is non-resident alien of this forum

can speak eighteen different languages, including Klingon and Esperanto

Thinks that Esperanto is a dance and reherses it diligently every night by himself

rehearses how to kiss boys on her forearm.

Bwahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

That was a good one...gave me a good laugh...

Runs around with one galosha looking for his Cinderfella

got the slipper suck on her big, callussed foot

Kissed many frogs...and all of them turned into....................



















TOADS

is a toad :p

yes and fiercely proud of it

Installed Windows vista and crashed his puter

hasn't got a computer. Connects to the net via two tin cans and a long piece of string

has a conch shell for a cell phone

whoohoo...whooohooo...

dropped her conch shell down the lavatory. would have got it out, but it was a number two, and she couldn't stomach it

Has number two every night for appetizer

needs a number 2 & leaves thread

despaerately needed a number two, but when sat down, only a fart came out.

phurrrt

needs a number 2 cause he can't change his words

couldn't think of anything clever to say whe he did change his words

Got stuck on number 2 and thinks it's extremely funny

(it is funny)

can't tell the time without saying to herself "The BIG hand is on the ____ and the little hand is on the ___".

Likes to bang pots together and pretend that he is playing cymbals

can play two different chopin pieces at the same time, because she has four hands.

Don't like Chopin prefer Schuman...

All the time while playing Bach thought he is playing Vivaldi

thinks Four Seasons is a pizza (well, it IS, but you know)

It is also a hotel...and your point is???

Can't tell the difference between La Boheme and La Traviata

thought that they were both restaurants

Thought those were both pubs...bought tickets, went down and couldn't find where they served beer...

Wrote the review in the paper: Those were one hell of a crappy pubs!

mis-spelled the word 'pubs' as 'pubes' and got banned.

Hey...if they ban ME...what other bezillion members of this forum will read???

Has two track mind...never can decide which track to use...

can only think about shoes

Well, it IS something to think about...I am a female after all...

Sleeps on the floor of the closet...in case terrorists attack

thinks terrorists are people from a country called Terror

thinks all englishman are slaves to the welsh

Keeps asking Welsh if they are Chinese...when Welsh get tired they say yes, they are...then he says...oh too bad...you look JUST LIKE Welsh...

pays her phone bill in pennies

Is allergic to her underwear...that's why often has no use for it...

:lmao: That's truer than you know...

Is standing in my kitchen, about to make my lunch...

You wish...on the other hand...the way I cook...you DON'T

Makes chocolate cakes out of mud

Enjoys sitting in the garden making mud pies

Loves playing in the sandbox...although doesn't get along well with other children...doesn't want to share sand

Has sand in her knickers that she can't get out

Hypnotized George Clooney into submission and had her way with him

hypnotised Mr Ed into submission and had her way with him

Is kermit

is Gonzo

Is Mr. Ed's saddle

is the kung-fu hippie from gangxta city

Is bringing full suitcase of sunflower seeds as gifts for his friends to Wembley

is bringing a suitcase full of cannabis seeds as gifts for her friends at wembley

I am sure that would be YOUR dream...

In any event...

Is bringing full suitcase of condoms for no particular reason which he will drag untouched back home...