Has NEVER touched any type of alchohol

ears are the size of an elephants

never postwhore's

Thinks that every girl named Sabrina is a teenage witch

oooooooooooooooo, naughty lol

Hey...get your mind out of the gutter...I was referring to the Sabrina, The Teenage Witch show...

What did you think I was referring to? :shock:

Has never gone off topic in a thread (PMSL)

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...that was WAY below the belt...uhhhhhhhhhh...gutted here...

Has never had any lengthy discussions in Post Your Thoughts Thread

never outplayed on this thread lol

Never got drunk and posted bulls--t on all the threads...

never had a sick-day from school in her life

Never heard a song Paradise By The Dashboard Light

can't count past eleven without taking her socks off

Is Michael Jackson tribute

is Flying Mouse in disguise

Got one hell of a leather jacket stolen from him yesterday

Is someone the police want to talk to!!!!

Is someone police arrests without even talking to...as soon as they see him...

is in the America's most wanted

Approached Meat at Hyde Park and told him that he has a condom with his name written all over it...

had a meet and greet but Meat left when he saw her

Speaks in a lovely falsetto...

doesn't look like her pic

Has the word "Monstro" printed on his toilet paper

unfortunately that's true so try again