I prefer to think of myself as sinewy and athletic :p

You´re still doing the uploads?? :shock:

nearly finished, last one failed for the third time now.

You're still using Scobby Doo's eyes aren't you.........................

Nah they went long ago ... shouldn't you return Jabba's chins? :p

Nah, gonna get a fortune for them on ebay!!!!

OK...could anybody be so kind as to point me in the right direction...I know we're bashing somebody and I would LOVE to join...but I am not sure who...who are we bashing right now?

Well it started poking fun at Claire, moved on to me, bounced to Michael and then back to me again, and now I think it's only fair that someone else becomes the butt of the joke ... any volunteers or shallI just pick Zina?

I wrote a reply but realised that who we possible are bashing and who we may want to bash are completely different...!

Be my guest...I even had a special thread for that...but lately there were no volunteers...so I have to say I am safe...

Isn't it the truth...I am not particularly interested in bashing any of the three above...although if Andy continues..................................there is no telling...

yeah yeah yeah go on then, I'll take you all on :p

I am not awake yet...and you're not sufficiently abrasive yet...so I let others go first...

OK, I'll limber up on them then :twisted:

Watch your back...no pun intended...

Always, I have 360 degree awaerness :p

That's because I'm behind you dear :p

Why did this statement remind me all of a sudden of the movie Exorcist??? :shock: :lmao:

I was thinking more of the fact that he's about sixteen feet tall... whereas some of us are a more normal size... It would be quite amusing to see three feet of arm sticking out of each sleeve tho'...

Kinky! :shock:

You think????

I am still trying to figure out the logistics...*scratches her head*...

You remember the boots I posted, right?! :))

Logical and appropriate answer on the family forum calls for this:

:silence:

Oh my dear lord...why have I done THAT???

dunno

My Jag is going to the great scrap dealer in the sky :(
'tis a sad day indeed :(


...and it's pissing down :(

:(

poor

I swear to God I'm going to break through this wall, find whoever is nextdoor attempting to play a keyboard and I'm gonna ...!**?$%]@. :bicker:

Told you it was a keyboard ...

Ohh it's a keyboard...with trumpet sounds, and violin sounds, and sax sounds..... :evil:

you were told not to stand out side the rehersal hall before!!

:?

Revenge will be mine on Thursday :twisted:

youtube doesnt like me

cant load this bloody vid up :evil:

Just when I thought things couldn't get much worse...
They just did :evil: !!!

Life sucks right now !

Chin up hun!!! x
<<< plays "Always look on the bright side of life" for Emma :D

OK...I will ABSOLUTELY look at the bright side of things...as soon as you point out to me which side is bright...:lol:

Umm...:roll:
What about the side of you where a window is??
(and don´t tell me there´s no window where you currently are :D)

where I am :))

There is a window but it's behind me anyway...and shades are drawn...:(

You're WAY TOO YOUNG!!!

ok, I'm trying to get this:

The bright side of life.....
where is it?......
where I am......

way too young??

dirty mind! tsk tsk

obviously it's the side where I am, my darling... *makes sloppy kissy noises to Zina*

is my new title a good one?

no

why not?

your not a beaver

but its a nice reference to the tour....and long hair

have you ever seen a beaver? your not a beaver

but i like the way your thinking

id say your more a pussy, yeah, more like marvin

I've seen the beaver wig, and do you really want me to call myself "long haired pussy" :wtf:

poor Marvin...
He can´t even defend himself!!
But Emma can do it for him :D

Ooohhhhh...can't wait to get you alone!!! ;)

RJ, close your eyes...

This is a family forum...my advice?

A few more lessons in English and IMMEDIATE change in title...and listen to Jonty...he is actually trying to help...

no im not, im trying to make it funnier

ah well, too tired to think of anything original

how about... your a dick!!! (no offence), could almost be a steinman song title, lol

I should probably go get a tea and get off the Malibu & Coke....

Yes it's THAT bad !

thats not like you, it must be bad

I know, Dooby...oh how well I know you...;):lol:

However...damage control is a great thing!!!

Not really...

First of all it's You're a dick...

But to make it a Steinman song you have to do something like that...

You're a dick but I love you anyway although sometimes it's not easy and sometimes it darn hard...

No offence...

:shock:

Dont forget the brackets!!

Andy, you sure you're not playing your guitar?????

didnt know he could play

that's the point Jonty lol

do you play?

Not the guitar, used to play an instrument though.

do tell?

Closely guarded secret lol

beeeeeed!!! :yawn:

Ahhh...then you must be missing a great story here...almost a legend!!!

OK...

[no offense]

or maybe like so...

{no offense}

Which one looks better on me?

Must be bagpipes...

its the recorder -- lol

Hate em!!!!

How dare you thats my mums national instrument!!

can you play the flute??

didn't know your mums welsh lol

Neither did i!!!

Yeah...that's cause your mum made you practice them 24/7...

Alright, fine...next guess...flute???

Geez...I haven't seen this post when I posted mine...great minds and such...hope you have two...great minds that is...cause I have none...

Well, how did you find out then??? :shock:

Jonty told me!!

Don't tell me Jonty is your......

























FATHER?????????????????????

Wait...bagpipes are Scottish...not Welsh...am I wrong???

Bagpipes are indeed scottish as is my mum!!!

Right...and as your mum is not Welsh...therefore...Jonty isn't your father!!!!

My powers of deduction are simply amazing!!!

stayin out till 6 o clock, and drinkin like a fool

My step father is Welsh but Jonty isn't!!

northumbrian pipes

Ahhh...that would make you a resident of Ireland...am I close? ;)

Jonty isn't your stepfather or he isn't Welsh? Quit confusing me...:lmao:

thats carl

Sorry i'm not related to Jonty at all unless theres a bit of the family tree i dont know about yet!!

I think I'm slowely starting to feel a bit better but the pain is still there a little !

Got a tea now !

Emotional pain? Or physical? If you're feeling better...can I lend you some of my misery???

really need a bottle of JD

Jehovah deity??? What for?

i dont wanna stand still