always nice to receive an unexpected cheque in the post

looks like i've also won $850,000.00 from the lottery... must be my lucky day... should i click on it???? lol

So you´re rich now?
Great, cos I´m broke atm. We match lol

Weird working day...
Worked from 5:30am till 12pm and I´ll be back at work at 3pm ish until...well... open end... :nuts: :shrug:

wwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllll, uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

nope :-P

lol

oh... ok. poor :lol:

byebye for now everyone.
have a great day!

bye bye, have fun

why does anybody love at all?

Well, never thought I would see something like this but today on the way to work on the highway saw a car COMPLETELY engulfed in flames...completely on fire...and no police, no firefighters, just some dumb asses standing around waiting for it to explode I guess...happy Monday!

thought no.1... some people shouldn't be allowed a shopping trolley without havin completed a trolley driving and parking test.

thought no.2... why the feck have tesco's got christmas foods out already???

thought no.3... when handed almost 5 quid in loose change... don't put it in your pocket with the large hole :oops:

No, people, I am NOT a stalker...

If you see me visiting your profile numerous times it's cause I consistently click on person who started or answered the thread instead of the thread itself. I do it all the time but now it appears to be a problem...LOL...since my face will be on most of your profiles as recently visited...NOT

:twisted: 50 FECKING QUID TO HAVE ONE MIC REPAIRED :faint:

what mic is it?

:twisted: SM58 radio mic.

I could've sold you one cheaper than that, mate ;)

(but it would've been a Beta 58, not an SM58 )

in fact, I'm selling a Beta 58 radio mic, and a Beta 87A radio mic.

:twisted: Take it to the shopping mall :p

The good thing with having the complete office for yourself is that you can do things you usually don´t do...e.g. listening to loud music and sing along to it (fiiine, and dance on the way to the fax or the copier...oooook, and continue dancing while the fax is faxing and the copier is doing copies...)
The bad thing is you don´t hear the customs officer who is 10 minutes early for the meeting knocking at the fecking glass door, not being heard cos of loud music, who then decides to give up and watches me dancing ... :oops: :doh:

hahahahahahahaha

:lmao:

Do I spy a video appearing on Youtube soon?!!

ffs, I hope not lol
The first thing I said to him after I finally opened the door was: "Can I have your gun please, I wanna shoot myself..."

:twisted: This stuff just writes itself sometimes :lmao:

The last question is...was the dance anything in the nature of striptease???

Well...2 of my little cousins added me on the facebook...and at least one of them is party animal...ummm...guess they didn't think this thing through cause now I am subject to viewing of all their party pictures...*clears her throat*...I should "unfriend" them if I have any amount of decency left...either that or call their parents...LOL...

Sometimes it can be a real problem when people think that you're the same age as they are...

:p
He was armed. Every customs officer is armed when he/she has a meeting with me... Cos I´m so dangerous and all that :yep:


Most certainly not :saint: