Yep...you can be Punch Spice #1...Carl then will be Punch Spice #2

Zina how about Smiley Spice?!!

Radiomaster = Baby Spice
Zina = how many posts can I get away with posting when I'm supposed to be working Spice

Thank you, Em...I knew you're a good friend!!!! :heart:

:(

You know...I might die tonight...and all you will be left with...I abused her mentally on her last day of life...:sigh:

My pleasure but can you think of a new one for RJ cos i cant get past the hair!!!

I thought the first one was pretty good...

Meat Loaf Wannabe Spice???

Why do i have a cat living with me who likes Heinz tomato soup almost as much as i do!!!

I think the blame for that lies solely with me lol

But why? Its not creamy, meaty or fishy!!!

He must have fed that to a cat when he was a kitten and most people give kittens cat baby food...

No Marvin was a rescue cat he wasn't fed properly for the first 6 months then Michael rescued him!!

Still looks like Michael fed him the soup?

Probably but out of all the stuff Marvin eats i still dont understand the tomato soup!!

Im a lover not a dancer

My cats ate strictly cat food...wouldn't touch anything else...

Marvin eats crisps,cheese,quiche,chinese,indian,pizza,mash potato,weeabix,pasta(creamy sauce)and plastic but apparently a lot of cats eat plastic!!

went through three pages here and hell it´s been fun!!! :lmao:

Hello "sleeping til noon" Spice!!

Maybe like you said he was just starved in the beginning of his life...that's why eats everything...

I have dogs now...they eat everything too...would have eaten crap as long as it came from human table...

He wont eat cat food if it comes in gravy tho!!!

I think it's what cats where fed at the beginning of their lives...he probably was fed scraps and garbage and such...so...got used to it...

Definately but tomato soup is weird, the bowl is licked clean i could use it again!!

Yet you can explain mashed potato with chives?????????????

Like that one lol

Its creamy tho isn't it!!

PMSL

Radiomaster = Frilly Spice

Please don't...don't use it again...

Well, I am off for home...

I promise i'll put it in the dishwasher!!

I like that one lol

:cool:
Hello "I´ll take the glass to the champaign with me as well" Spice !!!

PMSL!!!

lol
carl says Im boring :cry:

Nice comeback!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pmsl

Never been away, you "I take more pictures than anyone else does at a Meat concert" Spice :mrgreen:

above: "trying to figure out the longest definition of a wanna be spice girl name" spice :p

Poofy spice would suit you

wanna be... hmmm
*hums* If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends... :doh:
THANKS

I finally found something to use as my signature!!

:p

my posts are like steinman songs:
Filled entirely with innuendos (and 2nd, 3rd, 4th meanings)

ROFL
now that makes me proud!! :lmao:
:up: :up: :up:

Thought they were more like those little bags dog owners carry with them when they take pooch out for a walk!!!

just rude :nope:

How do you change the phrase underneath your name?

it shows up as first point in edit profile, but you need 750 ish posts to get it

Ok thank you (can someone remind me when i get some more posts!!)

He does like frilly spice lol

everybody wants a little something good

:bleh:

there as lady whos sure, all that glitters is gold, and she's buying a stariway to heaven

is it rude when I say:
Knooby = poor spice
?
probably so I'll say
Knooby = bad feet spice

Knooby will never be anything other than Knooby Doo!!!!!!

Knooby - Dick (no offence) Spice

(duke) special spice i reckon

special spice lol

And that one too...:lol:

Do we have a

Contrary Spice

or a

B*** S*** Spice ?

Sorry folks, in a bad mood, ignore me.

thats me aswell jan

I think we've got a few here!!

Knooby, I was thinking of you when I thought of Contrary Spice, can you guess who I was thinking of with B*** S*** Spice ? :-P

Everybody else?

yes, i think i know who you mean... however, i was still right

I'm Cynical Spice

thats me aswell again

Hey, Mike...haven't seen you in ages!!!!

i'll stick to duke special spice

Well, you're ALMOST from the same country...

I'll stick to Dirk special for you too...

I haven't seen you in ages either but that's cause i have my glasses off and eyes closed

duke special, not dirk, u piece of white trash... no offence

You do know who I mean.
About the S?

Dirk (Benedict) Special

absolutely, to the s comment

the a team were legends

Piece of white trash???

Well, if I am a PIECE of white trash...you're the entire trailer park...no offence...

I may speak for some of the room when i say 'FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT'

That's an out and out lie...how do you type with your puny two fingers then if you have your eyes closed????

That's what I want to know...

It's a park full of trailers...duh...

Right, then we definitely know who BS Spice is.

It's like an organised and legal version of the travelling community

NO, it's not about gypsies...it's about...JOntylike creatures...you know...a bit red in the neck...they live in trailer parks...

It's like gypsies in that they look after themselves in the same way except they are not on the move.

Alright...just think Britney Spears...she probably comes from Trailer Park...and so is her husband...or ex or whatever he is...

Oh my dear lord...ya know...redneck???

YOu coulda be a redneck if all your friends call ya Jonty and the only response you ever have is Poor...

So when she sang 'hit me baby one more time' was it to someone wearing a white vest (wife beater)!...controversial:!:

I thought they were a bit like chavs but with less money!!

With added Polos?

Alright...it took about 10 minutes to get an answer what a white vest means...

No, she was actually talking about baby number one...then baby number two...after second one...he just left...enough is enough...

Do you do windows??? (Looks at Jonty with new interest)

No...they are all like Britney Spears...where your father is your mother...and your mother is your sister...

Was that for me?

'Oh when i'm cleaning windows'

Ah if George Formby were alive today... he'd be trying his best to claw out of the coffin screaming 'i'm alive'!

Jonty, what count do you want now that you keep on deleting posts, eh?

I don't know who George Formby is...but at the end of this stay I would expect my windows to be clean...at least some of them...gotta earn your keep, ya know...

been instructed to delete them by my lawyer

I could start singing 'If i had a hammer'

But then using a hammer wouldn't get your windows clean..it would take away your pane though...:cool:

Who is your lawyer??? :shock:

Go ahead...make my day...just remember...air conditioning doesn't work very well with broken windows...oh god...men are all...silly...let's just put it this way...