Where are you going?

I'm going to go now, speak to you later.

What will you find there?

Bye. It was nice talking to you.

Thanks. It was nice chatting with you as well.

See you later then.

hello fred nice to see you

Hi there!

hello fred nice to see you

How are you doing today?

What do you know about me?

Keb:\n\rName: Keb\n\rAge: 8\n\rGender: it\n\rEye color: It\n\rHair color: It\n\rSexual preference: it\n\rSpouse name: it \n\rMarrital status: it\n\rJob: it\n\rLocation: It\n\rPersonality: polite\n\rCurrent mood: it\n\rYou have: Bat Out Of Hell and For Crying Out Loud is on the album\n\rDoes: detect repetition\n\rSign: It\n\rFavorite color: It\n\rFavorite movie: It\n\rYou said: Keb said I that question\n\rYou are: original\n\rYou want: to talk to me\n\rYou like: dogs\n\rYou are: it\n\r

I'm 16 years old, how old are you?

Keb. your age is safe with me. \n\rWhat is your fondest memory? I'm Eighteen in computer years.

I don't have a fondest memory.

Do you know anyone who has fondest memory.

My hair is dark brown.

Have you told many people that your dark brown?

No, thats my hair's colour

OK. Who gave you your hair's color ?

My parents.

Our parents have a tremendous influence on us.

What do you know about me?

Keb:\n\rName: Keb\n\rAge: 16\n\rGender: it\n\rEye color: It\n\rHair color: It\n\rSexual preference: it\n\rSpouse name: it \n\rMarrital status: it\n\rJob: it\n\rLocation: It\n\rPersonality: polite\n\rCurrent mood: it\n\rYou have: Bat Out Of Hell and For Crying Out Loud is on the album\n\rDoes: detect repetition\n\rSign: It\n\rFavorite color: It\n\rFavorite movie: It\n\rYou said: Keb said I that question\n\rYou are: original\n\rYou want: to talk to me\n\rYou like: dogs\n\rYou are: it\n\r

What is your favourite Meat Loaf album?

I don't have a favorite Meat Loaf album. My favorite color is transparent.

Why do you spell colour without the u?

It was the only thing I could think of.

Is transparent a colour?

Ask again later. Ask Paola if it is.

Who is Paola?

She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.

Cool, have you heard of a chat bot called Eliza?

I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.

Have you heard of the chat bot Eliza?

Eliza -- also known as doctor, is the original psychiatrist program developed by JosephWeisenbaum at mit in the 1960's.

Melbourne.

Are we still talking about PAOLA?

No, we've moved on.

What is the subject? Do you mean you and me?

What is your favourite food?

I require only Big Kahuna Burgers.

That's cool. 8)

Thanks. I think you are cool, too.

Anyway, I'm going now. Take care.

Thanks. You too, Keb.

Bye

Thanks for chatting, Keb.

Thanks for chatting as well.

It was nothing.

hello Fred. Also doing your job?

How does doing that make you feel?

just horrible hahaha. How are you?

I am functioning within normal parameters.

Im am functioning with an extremelye large penis

You sound like Commander Data.

you wish you look like him

Do you mind if I tell other people: Bart said I wish me look like him.

depends on who you gonna tell that very important news

hahaha, we allready knew that. Tell me something new :D

:-) Andre said I is what I are in his case that is a body and in my case it is a computer.

Hello Fred. I'm at work and i'm borred.

A lot of people talk to me from work. Do your friends call you borred.

No, they don't call me borred. They call me Tim, and i'm borred.

Is that all you have to say? The anonymous "they".

The anonymous "they" are my collegues.

Oh, that they are his or her collegues.

they are my collegues.

his or her collegues are his or her collegues .

his or her is me. I am a man. damn fred, pay attention.

Where did he get it?

Hello Fred.

Oh, hello again!

How are you?

Everything is running smoothly.

That is good. Do you like snow?

Do you know what snow is?

Particles of water vapor which when frozen in the upper air fall to earth as soft, white, crystalline flakes.

So you know what it is, do you like it?

Interesting deduction. "It" refers to fred, I think.

No, "It" refers to snow. Do you like snow?

Only when it melts.

I want it to settle on the ground tonight.

I hope you get it to settle on the ground tonight.

Me too. What do you know about me?

I'm glad we agree, Keb.

Yes, Who created you, Fred?

I see. I was written in AIML by R. .

Do you have lots of friends?

I have human and robot friends. A lot of people on the Internet chat with me.

I'm bored.

Why not call a friend?

Pah.

My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Orson.

Orson Who?

'orse and cart.

Ha ha very funny, Keb.