just volunteered to help me use them! :p

Oh no you don't...

Likes old ladies...

Like's Old Men

I like all kinds of men...next question please...

Is, in fact, a very white cat with blue eyes

Is a polar bear

auditioned for the stage version of frankenstein as the monster

Won that part

Is Frankenstines other creation

is a rare creation or creature, lol

dosen't need a hotel in may

hasnt got a concert ticket

hasn't got 3 concert tickets

very true

will give tb his tickets

is in cloud cook ku land

glad you could join me

omg is comming to may meet up.........not

is coming as a bat to the meet

that may be true


needs tickets for wembly stadium

YES

is sleeping in a cardboeard box

board Oooops

shh dont tell everyone


has a crisp box for a car

has a digibox, but no remote

has remote but no digibox

has catfood but no cat

detests cats

(that's true)

has carnal relations with pets

has a camell called humpry

has Mum called humphrey

has nana called humpfry

IS my nan

thrives on wanting to be my nan

models his hairstyle on his nan's

thats true short & going grey


needs a hair transplant

has HAD a hair transant

has had plastic surgery of the face

is on waiting list for penis reduction operation

Only ever plays nicely in this thread.

Always posts serious, insightful messages

Can't ride a bike

Is only 4ft 11ins in real life

can,t ride a scooter

Loves his pink Barbie rollerskates so much he spends all day in them

Has an online journal :P

sleeps with sooty

Eats Kippers for breakfast, lunch and Dinner

Likes to play with Barbie dolls

has hit the fan

IS exactly the matter that hit the fan

Has been trying for hours just to think of what exactly to say

Andy...lies, Andy...lies...tsk tsk tsk...

Likes to howl at the moon

Was born in the USA

Is expecting a baby...first male to have one!

is expecting the postman to show her his first class package

Isn't laughing at his own joke :))

Is a runaway train

fell asleep at the wheel

I sleep every morning when I drive to work...what else is new???

Is VERY early to bed every night

never goes to bed

Played Gran Von Krolock in high school production of Tanz

Went to see Michael Crawford in Phantom and spent all evening saying "Oooh, Betty!"

went to London for a dirty weekend, but was told it was closed

You just done this thread proud...hahahahahahaha...would NEVER do THAT...

Hides Winnie the Pooh under her bed

P.S. was too slow - this was for Hypnobabe

admits she's really too slow, but at wat the mind boogles

never admits to anything blames it on the dog

looks just like my dog

is waiting to be fed

wears a Sunderland shirt to bed

could of been worst it could have been a toon one


thinks newcastle will win a trophy in his lifetime

Has completely forgotten the fact that we won one this season, and it's a European one not that his lot know what Europe is!!!!!!

Doesn't know what Europe is??? And for that matter...America, Australia, Africa, Asia...am I missing anything?

sorry did someone say WIN a trophy not get it given


knows how to get wound up easerly

is expecting a miracle

yep fa to ban ronaldo for diving in the box


likes to give miracles

is taking his vows to join the priesthood

is already a nun

not sure which to become - nun
- monk

wants to become a monk

Will organize collection for new shorts at Wembley

would if they were selling them again


will be waring her bat top to wembely

I don't know what bat top is....

Will throw bra 48GGG at Meat

needs said bra for self for additional support lol

(and maybe I do...*stuck out tongue*)

Is bringing his miniature collie to share his bed with him at Wembley

wants to be that miniture collie lol

(Some people got more ego than a King of Siam)

Is, in fact, Chinese

Thinks their Tinkerbell

thinks their not a member

would love to winter ski in australia

Would love to ski on their butt

always skis on her but lol

has snowboarded on her butt

Why is everybody picking on me???

Is a sailor...has entire butt covered in shells

likes to be picked on all the time

likes men in uniform

women are better


doesn't like firemen

has done the full monty out of his uniform

Why would I like them??? Or dislike them???

Anyway...

Will wear her best sailor outfit and hat to Wembley

is taking this way too seriously

sorry but thats true did it for charity last year


likes to watch the women doing to full monty

HATES to see naked women

dislikes naked men