...cud i have another coke wit ice n lemon please, cheers chuck :D

diet or full fat coke?

you want your lemon sliced, diced or sauteed?


Never say we don't offer our punters choices :D

someone get those Slammers lined up please :wink:

:twisted: OK.
BINGO.
8.00pm
Here at the Bat.
I might be delayed, but will try to be on time :wink:

diet n sliced please :P

Early start Sin.... they cancelled the AA meeting? :D

Two in a row...

one coke.... for you.... and one bottle of tequila, 1/2 a dozen bottles of lemonade hooch (makes your slammers far more fun than soda!), salt tray and a pile of quartered limes for the boozy ones at the end of the bar there ........ and I think I'll just stand back here with my camera to record the proceedings for later :D

Heat wrote:

I don't want to know 8O 8O

Sin wrote:

You had a bad day luv :??:

nope I'm just really stressed out because I can't find my lippy :twisted:

do you serve dinners here?

Dean's ran off with it - but don't worry..he'll only be gone a week...

Which one of your girls ordered the BLACK RUSSIAN 8O

Damn - that's where it's gone - I've been looking for that everywhere :roll: but do you really think it's his colour?

I'm not sure Sin.... I'm thinking Envy Green is more his thing.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

I dunno maybe we should give trinny and susannah a call to do a complete colour makeover. Would be a chance for us to get on TV :wink:

On T.V. eh???

Well i spose he hasta have his 15 mins of fame somehow....

steady ladies, there'll be no more slammers if this keeps up.

Sin, borrow some of Mousies lippy while he's out :D

uuummmm what colour is it?? :twisted: Will it match the wine I'm on? so much to consider when a girl is ghetting ready to go out :roll:

Andy - we've managed to smuggle our own Tequilla in anyways :twisted:

And i won't bother with the Lime or Lemons...I'm bitter enough as it is... alledgedly... :twisted:

Sin...... it's "cider drinker red" - to match his eyes apparently

As for smuggling your own booze in, that is a bannable offence from this establishment, unless of course it's offered around. Who said you were bitter heat? Didn't they miss the words "extremely" and "and twisted" off the beginning and end of that title :lmao:

:mrgreen:

Hey what happened to my juice........??? Oh well i'm on duty now so i'll get my own!!!

So what do you all want?? :mrgreen:

So ban me then :twisted:



But remember - if ya do - the bottle goes with me - and it's Tequilla Gold - worm and all...


And yes - i AM extremely bitter... and I AM twisted - but with very good reason...believe you me..

:oops: oohhh I meant to say about the worm........... :oops: well i have a confession....................... :oops:

What? and wacth our takings plummet.... we're relying on what you personally spend in this place to get the function room enlarged :D

I'm not sure I want to know ......................... :?