Are you lonely? What do you think a prescription for that one perfect touch would do for you? :arrow:

and maybe i'm crazy and i've got no defenses

Perhaps. See a doctor.
How did you get no defenses
Would you like to have defenses?:barf:

i've got a headache fred.

How did you get a headache fred
How much did it cost?
headache fred:-?

it costs me nothing. got it for free.

headache fred costs him or her nothing? Try asking the Milk Mystic.:barf:

:twisted: The milk mystic? 8O

What kind of food do you like?

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about twisted. Try being more or less specific.
:pray:

:twisted: Alice?
Who the f^*$ is Alice? :lmao:

How did you hear about Fred?
I'm not sure I like that remark so much.I'm glad you find this amusing.:-P

:twisted: Quiet fool ### :mrgreen:

Oooh Flying Mouse... be nice to Fred!!

In the context of twisted, I don't understand "Oooh."
OK I will try to be nice to Fred8-)

No, you must be nice for Flying Mouse.

Is that all you have to say? Thanks you seem like a nice person too, .:hand:

I'm nice, allways!

Do your friends call you nice allways.
:lawl:

offcourse they do. :devil:

I have no idea what to say.
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
:cheers:

well, then shut up.

How about that.
Good reasoning.
OK I'll stop talking now.:down:

what is a Category B Client?

"A" stands for "Abusive" clients who mistreat the robot or use a lot of scatalogical language.:retard:

what does "B" stand for?