something to do with sheep lmao

:wtf::wtf:???

Thanks all :D

congrats baps, not just a pretty daffodil... do you do leeks aswell?

hello, hello there.....is this Martha?

No, it's Lunatic Asylum...your bed is ready...would you be coming by yourself or should we send a van with red cross and gates on the windows?

this is like the funniest song ive heard in ages

Congratulations Bap well done!!!

Here I am!
ROCK you like a hurricane!

you should change your sig

:metal:
yeah Scorpions!!!!!!!!

y ?

No work till monday.......bliss:cool:

thats ones not funny

Day off work tomorrow.....yeh!!!

just gave carl my mobile number.....oh my god what have I done? :panic:

why would you do that??

good question

should be dry for the bonfire.. nice one

Thank Samcat! I'm reading Cultural Studies its a damn good course! :) Hard too!

Pulled?

I wonder if there's a way to rob a bank and not get caught?

why does moving make so much trouble, and more important: why the hell is it so ~~~~in expensive?

Yes...good luck!!!

I think I need to clone myself ...

I can just about cope with one of you... ;)

I'd send the other one into work, so they didn't notice I was missing :))

Oooh I want in on this...I could have Lucy in every place I want and need to be! :p

god help us! the world full of andy and lucy clones? :faint:

What would you prefer...more sheep clones???

thats a fantastic idea, i could have a lucy of my own aswell then

what do you want to do with a lucy of your own?
It's not like your mice, you have to feed it, clean it, install a litter box (a lucy-loo:))), etc.


:p

:shock:

:shock:

That was one hell of a strange question, RJ...which could have been easily attributed to any gay guy...

I was just commenting jonty's I-want-a-lucy-of-my-own desire.


(that didnt really get me out of it, did it?)

Nope...

and nobody commented on my lucy-loo joke, poor

Cause that was a poor joke...

I thought it was a good one...

Ohhhh Open All Hours ... a c c c c c c classic :))

Well, it looks like famous Smart car is coming to America...

At a price they want for it...after the novelty is gone...good luck!!!

Unless people will figure it all out even before it becomes a novelty...

why's no one posting?

Besides me you mean...and you I guess...think I've scared RJ away...

doubt it, i nearly crashed the car today, wasnt good for my blood pressure...

not scared, was trying to get it up
my tetris highscore i mean

Are you alright? Is car alright???

given up trying to beat me in billiards?? even ive given up trying to beat me

no idea how you reached THAT highscore

same with monkey spanking

Mission with BlackJack is accomplished...next...

dont get the poker arcade.....though I like REAL poker

your top monkey spanker, i did the billiards score quite easily.. you were in the lead, so i decided i had to beat you, poured my self a light ale or two, and played untill i was the champion.. (which didnt take long)

yep, was a brown trouser moment though, blind left hand bend.. and cars at a standstill on the other side of it. jumped on the brakes, but unable to either stop or make the corner...

Geez...so what did you do?

managed to avoid both the car in front and the on coming car... more by luck than judgement... note to self, brakes arent good in wee old cars.. and they lock up easily.. had the road been wet it would have been smashy smashy

Ouch...we had a terrible storm right now...I am pondering how I am gonna get home...one time I took a wrong turn and it was a flooded area...nearly drowned together with my car but for the grace of god...

this day last year i walked through a fire

:shock:

never been arrested, but the police were kind enough to taxi me home after a while lol, well an hour or 2

That's not American police for you...

true, very true

Ours are pretty viscious...

im in a black jack mood, but dont get how this arcade version works....

place a bet, deal some cards, the aim is to get 21, u decide wether to risk turning more cards or stick

Bored.

Is he doing blackjack now?

Ditto...but going home soon...thank god...bad storm though outside...argh...

anyone got any true ghost stories they would like to tell?

Im soo happy....:D

really do tell

Now now a lady never tells:-P

Now that one is definitely a keeper!

what one?

That one there...

too tired, mustta missed it.. good night, have fun, bye bye

I wonder if Fire Ball will come back here anytime soon...
And I'm tired, I should really call it a night.. !

Yes...

I am a ghost...BOOH!!!

Too early to get up!!!!

bat out of hell??



finally found the time to frame it:

http://media.mlxxfc.net/redhankyWebCam.jpg

(bad quality as digi-cam ran out of batteries, had to use webcam)

:cheer: :D:D

Just had an email from John... guess who and what I'll be getting when I go to Cardiff..


THANK'S JOHN ;)

What?!? Who?!? :)

:D
A pair of drum stick's John Miceli :-P

What is this??? :shock:

It's the red scarf Meat signed isn't it?

I am at work and this browser is a size of a postage stamp so nobody can see it...it looked to me like a knife coming down into a pool of blood...:lmao:

A fat tax? What will they think of next?

What will we eat if they do that?!

If it's not an inside joke...what is fat tax?

They're talking of introducing a fat tax which basically is a tax on fatty foods...the idea being that if they cost more we'll buy less and therefore have a thinner population...

Cadburys Fruit and Nut!!

:shock:

I think they took this idea from American way of taxing cigs...

They collect a VERY FAT tax on those...claiming that if cigarettes cost more...people will smoke less...uh uh...nothing but a scam for tax profiteering....

What are they gonna do about people who are heavy because of the drugs side effects, etc...tax them per pound of their fat???

Ahem...has fat content too...

They've done that for years here. Every budget sees an increase on cigs, booze and fuel. In fact, most of the cost of these things is tax, especially fuel, which is over TWO THIRDS tax. You 'Americans' have it easy! :D

But it has fruit and nuts in it!! Couple that with the fact that tobacco is a vegetable and you have 3 of your 5 recommended daily portions sorted out! :))

Actually...no...for all the taxes we pay we have NOTHING to show for it...at least you guys get socialized health care and decent pension...where our health system is way out of control now and we're running out of money for pension....

And by the way...with us...cigs and fuel is true...but for some reason booze is ok...Cigarettes kill...and fuel pollutes...but apparently booze is harmless...

How very true and profound...I am totally with you on this...

Who said that tobacco is a vegetable??? :shock:

I've said that for years lol.

Chips = potatoes = vegetables
fags = leaves = salad
beer = hops = vegetables

I could go on and on...

What a healthy nation we are! :D

:lmao: Aww that's my fella :p

I've just demolished a load of coleslaw so that's gotta count towards some of my veg surely?!

I can see the mlukfc health farm as I type :lmao:

stop talking about food please

was that your stomach growling, or did we just have an earthquake? :p