i'll do it...of course you'll have to expect to fail if i do write it

Damn....

I was hoping for at least 80% on this one.... Oh well, better than nothing, I suppose...

i'd get you a grade of 79.66666666%

of course it might have nothing to do with the subject matter

Thanks hun and I will ;).

looks like the son of Jonty and Freddy Mercury

Boy (and because of your age you might not know who he is, I am forced to use that) if you want to know how funny that man is, download, buy or look up the film A Night at the opera....

for instance some of his quotes include...


A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.


I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.


I intend to live forever, or die trying.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

and the final two

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

this one featured in a pub quiz game my dad got for Christmas

Old Groucho is responsible for a lot of great quotes (so I'll bore you with some more :D)

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Here's to our girlfriends and wives; may they never meet!

and a favourite of mine for some reason,

Go, and never darken my towels again.

Tell me you were kidding with this one, right???

I hope you're done now because it sounds...*searches desperately for at least semi-polite word*...ummm...boring???

sounds a bit geography-ish to me

info re market forces and pollution for anyone actually interested http://www.pieterbeens.nl/pivot/entry.php?id=19 (being a geography graduate I was curious)

Feckin' freezing !!

You have NO idea.... yawn....

Social science, but thanks for the link, I'll have a proper look in the morning when I'll (hopefully) be more awake...

hmmm it may not be much use to you but explained sufficiently to me :-) diagram might be handy though. these things are always more interesting when you don't HAVE to study them...tho writing an essay on anything is another matter! good luck with it though xx

That is so very true...I've re-read a great number of books which I've studied in school/college and thought they were sheer crap...not so when you don't have to analyze everything to death...

Thanks a lot girls!!!

Cold, tired, hungry and happy :p !!

goosebumps dont feel good on "scratched" skin

dont scratch it then

these boxes are very big

shouldn't have eaten the large bag of dry roasted peanuts... that was a mistake

i didnt

then tell Jonty to stop scratching :p

Tired. Feeling melancholy. Mabe sleep is the answer... IDK.

don't you just hate it when the teabag splits in the cup?! :roll:

That is actually on my top 10 list of things i hate the most ;)

never happened to me