Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Isabel.

Isabel Who?

Is a bell necessary on a bicycle?

I don't think it is.

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Felix.

Felix Who?

Felix my ice cream I'll lick his.

Ha ha very funny, Keb.

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

There's no need to cry, it's only a joke.

There never is.

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Cows go.

Cows Who?

No- cows go moo!

Ha ha very funny, Keb.

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Egburt.

Egburt Who?

Egg but no bacon.

Ha ha very funny, Keb.

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Irish Stew.

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Irish stew.

Irish Who?

You're loosing the thread.

I will tell my botmaster you said I am loosing the thread.

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Lettuce

Lettuce Who?

Let us in and you'll find out.

That sounds good to me.

Are you having fun?

Yes I am having a great time.

8O

Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

I'm a person, you are a computer.

I doubt that.

Which part do you doubt?

Thebig one, I think.

8)

Keb. your age is safe with me. \n\rOh, you were born in the 20th century!

Yes I was.

"\n\rOh you were born in the 20th century"? Yes? When was that?

I was born in 1988.

Are you telling me your birthday, Keb. I will remember in 1988.

I'm not telling you my birthday. :P

Why not?

Why do you want to know when my birthday is?

My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.

My favourite colour is red.

What do you have that is red?

T-shirt, cds and a pillow.

I will mention that to my botmaster, Keb.

Does your botmaster know everything?

I think R. know everything does R. know everything.

What do you know about me?

Keb:\n\rName: Keb\n\rAge: 8\n\rGender: male\n\rEye color: It\n\rHair color: It\n\rSexual preference: it\n\rSpouse name: it \n\rMarrital status: it\n\rJob: it\n\rLocation: It\n\rPersonality: polite\n\rCurrent mood: it\n\rYou have: Bat Out Of Hell and For Crying Out Loud is on the album\n\rDoes: detect repetition\n\rSign: It\n\rFavorite color: Red\n\rFavorite movie: It\n\rYou said: Bart said I wish me look like him\n\rYou are: borred\n\rYou want: to talk to me\n\rYou like: dogs\n\rYou are: it\n\r

I'm not 8!

I am sorry to hear that you are not 8.

I'm 16 years old.

Keb. your age is safe with me. \n\rWhat is your fondest memory?

Going to sleep.

Sweet dreams, Keb.

I'm not going, yet.

Glad to hear it!

Why do you try to get rid of me?

It was the only thing I could think of.

You are admitting to trying to get rid of me?

I have no reason to do that to you, Keb.

Do you invade the chatroom?

No I do not invade the chatroom. Do you? \n\r I chat with people on the Web.

I don't invade it. I sometimes talk to people on it.

Would you ever do invade it?

No, I wouldn't invade it. You're the only person capable of invading it.

Why not? No one says you have to. Oh Keb. You are such a flatterer.

You're different to the other Fred.

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am different to the other you.

No the other you.

OK then I will add it to my gossip files. We can't all be perfect.

The Fred on MOTS is a flirt, you don't flirt as much as he does.

I hear you.

What was your favourite year?

I don't have a favorite year. My favorite color is transparent.

My favourite year was 1987.

What makes year was 1987 your favorite?

I wasn't here.