Can be intimate only in the dark...with the partner wearing paper bag over the head

likes to ware baby doll outfits all the time

(maybe)

Gives Barbie a bad name

likes to dress as ken

Likes to wear flippers around the house and pretend that he is a fish

bob bob bob


thinks she is an alien

(knows she is an alien - her mother told her this all through her childhood)

Bought his children in a super store

hates dogs

Hates his children

oh that could go either way


loves to ice skate

(butt skate is more like it)

Loves to play bagpipes

yep badly can't get the holes right


wares nothing under her kilt

Wears nothing BUT the kilt

Is a direct descendant of Rob Roy

wishes he was rob roy

Doesn't know the difference between Rob Roy and Roy Orbison

Was in the backround of the moon landing

IS a flag posted on the moon...

Hasn't threatened to send communicable diseases through the post

Hey...could have been worse...

Thinks that every time people open their mouth they talk about him

takes a staring role in bill & ben the flowerpot men

shaves his back

waxes his binkini line

Has a varied diet of food and music

wishes he'd put more thought into his screen name

lol, wishes he could think at this time of night

would love to have Monstro's unique view on life

doesn't need anymore whiskys & cokes

longs for the day he's toilet trained

Likes to wear training underpants...just for kicks

(only so I can go without going)

Doesn't spend all day posting on here

(said this before already...tsk tsk)

NEVER repeats himself

has the same number of posts on the Westlife site

Has MORE posts on a fansite for Girls Gone Wild

was only on this site because it came up when she googled meat

(And that's the truth)

Lies to her cause it's the truth

You got me there, can't figure that one out

Well, I will consider it my greatest achievement for the day...

Is completely and totally sober

likes to go fast on his bike with no engine

Is scared to meet me

No and no and no

In any event...

Is a transgendered individual

talks to fairies every night

talks to everybody every night cause is tired of listening to himself

always talks to her self

(yes, it's true though...this is lies thread)

Likes to read in complete darkness

Walks naked through the park in the early hours

Always walks naked...especially at the "head" office

Is intherapy coz of her "Monstro" thoughts

Is in therapy cause thinks he actually is a monstro

wishes she'd thought of the name

Name for what/who/where???

Wishes he was now in coal mines...coal mining naturally...

wish he did't think of name

has to use an alias as his real name tells all

Had a wedding with full reception for his cat

has married her dog

(3)

Had a wedding reception in McDonalds

sits naked watching the X factor

Watches X-Factor when needs pron

married her tv in an official ceremony

but the marriage only lasts as long as the warrenty

Thinks that Girls Gone Wild is a children's show about teletubbies

Auditioned for Girls Gone Wild but Monstro objected

Had his leather jacket stolen by evil Monstro

built the pyramids

was there to see them get built

Builds pyramids out of his mashed potatoes in his backyard

was there when they built the Shpinx (I know that's spelt wrong but I don't care)

not spelled wrong...just a typo

Can't wait for tomorrow to come

is not looking forward to the weekend

dreams of the day he passes the traffic warden entry exam

failed his lolipop man road test

kept licking my lollipop

hates candy

has better things to do on a Saturday morning

true at work in 2 hours

hates to be at home this weekend

is so pleased to be going to work today

wants to take chris's place at work

would refuse such an offer

really wants to take chris's place at work

Has a Phd in Macrame

wishes it was Monday

wished he'd didn't drink all that whisky & cokes last night

has been teetotal since waking up in a nuns outfit at 4am by the Angel of The North

shhh don't tell everyone i rember it well my head was bad for days


wished he was out on that night

Hasn't seen the photo's Michael took of that night out.

lol

doesn't want to see the photos of that night

Did a striptease at RAH and there are photos to prove it

still sucks her thumb

Also sucks Zina's thumb - he keeps it in a little box under his pillow after stealing it from the hospital's clinical waste department

has thumbs half way up her arms, like a cat.

When he shaves his back hair, can be seen to have stripy skin like a tiger

has to shave her back twice daily

Has rude words waxed into his once a week

wears her pubic hair as pigtail

Hasn't grown any yet

Is a lord

Is a Lay-deee...

Has a tattoo of a tiger eating a baby on her back...

has no room for anymore tattoos as fuull body is coverd

has a ladybird tattoo on his hip