I repeat what I said before... It seems so wrong to be up :shock: !!

:yawn:
seems to be raining in Shanghai:roll:

Whohooooo :D
Well done Sebastian!!!!

sore head... poor

:wall:

That'll be two sore heads then...

Mad weekend, but fun...jetlagged and am going to bed

lol
Good night hon

:zzz: God I am so tired !!!

Why me?

Why not?

Hungry and tired :zzz:..

Think I'll try and make the effort to go and get me a sweet and sour chicken, I quite fancy that :cool:.

I´m really not sure if it´s worth it...:shrug:

must get me net connection sorted... this pc is shit

must get the t610 replaced... the z5 is shit for texting

aches and pains from the fall are going which is good

got the dukes new album... :D

that was a weird day in work..

:??:

I was out the house for 12 and a half hours today and i'm only here for 11 and a half and then i got to go to work again!!

But i did find my ex husband on Friends ReUnited yesterday registered as Wolfman Anderson which is really funny cos his name was Daryl before lol!!

Can listening to Right Said Fred and watching Martha Stewart turn you gay? :panic:

:lmao:

OK, this really made me laugh...

Whoaaa, time flies!!! :shock: Scary!
Thank goodness for cameras!

Head office is learning that when they use the word mandatory in emails sent to me it will just result in me producing cast iron reasons for non compliance.

I await a reply to the email asking which ones were more mandatory than others.

Resistance is NOT futile and is now mandatory.

Here's a better "internal memo" .... :twisted:

Internal Memo

From: Bin Laden, Osama
To: All Al Queda Fighters
Subject: The Cave
Do Not Distribute Outside The Organisation.

Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours recently but we've really come together as a group and I love that! However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care of the cave, and frankly I have a few concerns:

First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned about the dust in our cave. We want to avoid excessive dust inhalation, (a health and safety issue) - so we need to sweep the cave daily. I've done my bit on the cleaning rota ...have you?
I've posted a sign-up sheet near the cave reception area (next to the halal toaster).

Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm trying to scare the s**t out of most of the world's population, okay? That means that while we're taping, please do not ride your scooter in the background or keep doing the 'Wassup' thing. Thanks.

Third: Food. I bought a box of Dairylea recently, clearly wrote "Ossy" on the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, two of my Dairylea slices were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm saying.

Fourth: I'm not against team spirit and all that, but we must distance ourselves from the Infidel's bat and ball games. Please do not chant "Ossy, Ossy, Ossy, Oy, Oy, Oy" when I ride past on the donkey. Thanks.

Five: Graffiti. Whoever wrote "OSAMA F***S DONKEYS" on the group toilet wall. It's a lie, the donkey backed into me, whilst I was relieving myself at the edge of the mountain.

Six: The use of chickens is strictly for food. Assam, the old excuse that the 'chicken backed into me, whilst I was relieving myself at the edge of the mountain' will not be accepted in future. (With donkeys, there is a grey area.)

Finally, we've heard that there may be Western soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them.
First Patrol will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, Akbar and Dave.

Love you lots, Group Hug. Os.

PS - I'm sick of having "Osama's Bed Linen" scribbled on my laundry bag.

Cut it out, it's not funny anymore

I really shouldve said yes when I was invited for an after work cocktail :doh:
Even if I wasnt at work lol

My back hurts horribly, and I forgot to pay a bill (twice). Gnarrr.
Not the best day...but on the other hand it's more than halfway to weekend...new thinking positive theory!

The weather has been good nice and sunny in uk
 

I think the weather in the uk has been good for april so far nice sunny days i love this time of year. i cant wait for the summer to come. from lisa01