Because the moon is made of cheese, ever tried walking on cheese? it ain't easy :nope:

button moon aint!!!

neither is moon pie

harps crap

yep, I finished my first year in June, just waiting to get my course result, which won't be until December :( Still, I get the last TMA result next month, so I'll have a pretty good idea then... I'm doing a BSc. (Hons) Psychology... And I think I'm right in saying Chris SW31 is studying with them too....

If you haven't already, check out Facebook for the OU study groups, I know there's an official OU one, and there's definitely ones set up for the Social Science courses and the Psychology ones... Can be helpful if you're struggling with an assignment, both to see that you're not the only one in that boat, and to get tips from others doing the same one! Good luck!!!

There appears to be a dead mouse up the hoover hose but i'm not double checking lol!!

That sucks.

Or not if it's a big fat mouse ...

you must have a poweful hoover if it can cope with neil :))

started off a shitty day.. but at least i've a new toy to play with now :D
dunno how it works though

Insert batteries.

Unfortunately it just crawled up there and died probably trying to get away from Marvin!! I'm just waiting to hear back from Michael that he dealt with it before i go near the hoover lol!!

whatever happened to that rat in your flat two years ago?

It sat on a mat and was made flat by a cat in a hat.

How to talk too a woman like a real man:

"Hey babz are you a parking ticket? because you've got fine written all over you"

"My best friend wants to know will you snog me?

"Excuse me, do you believe in one night stands?

"Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you"

"I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve"

:-P

Well after spending £15 on a humane trap and months of baiting it with different things the rat finally went in it!! Michael found it but he couldn't get the trap open and it died of fright!!

Michael said it was a lump of fluff up the hoover and he cant unblock it but i'm not convinced lol!!

if i was a rat, i'd die of fright as well, at the sight of michael lol

Julie (Mrs Dave) got a mouse-sized one. I do think it's a bit ironic to be buying a humane trap when we've got 5 furry inhumane killing machines roaming the house and surroundings!

Here its the younger furry inhumane killing machine thats bringing them in and letting them go lol!!

i knew he was the uglier sis ----- pmsl

LOL!!

And a pigeon flew into my head today!!

you went back to germany :-P

next on Jeremy Kyle..how pigeons and the youth of Britain are destroying society

is it wise to insult a man who can dish out infractions?:D

I don't know... if you say things like that, how will you know whether it's your power making us be nice to you and in reality we hate you, or if we do in fact love you?