last day at work for a week - can't wait for me break up north - i really do need to get away :(

it's the one day i can have a lie in........why am i up so early!!!

Hi Everyone, well this looks the last time Im gonna get to mail on here for a while (10 days to be precise!) You see my mums cousin is coming to stay with us and she's sleeping in here (computer room) and staying for 10 days!!!
So i wont get the chance to check on here every morning before I go to work and might only just be able to send a reply here and there on an occasional evening. :(
Well Tally-Ho for a couple of days!
Hope everyones well,
Speak soon my fellow loafers! :D

Leahx

Have you thought of swapping rooms, or moving the computer?

I'm back!
Bit hard to move computer, aint got a phone line anywhere else (its all in here) but think i'll get the oppourtunity on an evening to have a look on here....phew!!!
I'm sooo happy now! :D

The Funkysmart International Smart Car Owners Club
2002 - September 8th 2005

End of an era and a nation of Smartie owners remove the windows stickers whilst mourning the passing of a great club!

right the holiday starts here - now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oooooo like my new avatar?? :cool:

Loving the new Aviator!! :shock: ;) :D

First Saturday at work :shock:

:D

How did it go then, Ross?

My holiday is now over.... twas the last day at work today for a whole week, back at college properly on monday.....think thats a good thing!! hmmmm

It's sooo nice not to have to do anything today! Although, having said that, I still haven't stopped since I got up...but the point is, I didn't HAVE to do any of it! ;)

I'm on holiday tomorro :bunny:


BUT no computer :shock:

My current thought:

CHAMPIONS CHAMPIONS CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!

*runs round room with T-Shirt over head!!!*

What a result, :D:D

Absolutely Amazing!!!

:cheer: :cheer:

I think you are on about the same as me :angst: :whistle:

...yeah, I reckon so, Ross :roll: ;)

Lol :lol:

I think so Cathie,

Hey, How ya doing??

I'm doing ok, thanks hun, how're you?

YESSSS!!!!!! (Still celebrating birthday AND Ashes win -what a day!!) :lol: :lol: :lol: :D :D :D :-P :-P :-P :cool: :cool: :cool:

Ok so right now im in the college computer room meant to be working on a personal statement for an application form......but this site is far too tempting.........*slaps her wrists!!*

Get Well Soon Chris :heart:

Chris is currently in casualty after somebody belted him one with a lump of wood as he locked up the shop. He is fine because he is thick skulled (or just thick :lol: ) but they want to keep him in overnight for observation.

I think it is becuase they x-rayed his head and found nothing there! (HELP I have been spending too much time around him - i am even posting his bad jokes)

Anyway, Get Well Soon mate.

Was it pine or oak wood ;) ;)

The wood or the head? :shock:

I am very good Cathie

Hi :D

Hey :D

Whatcha been up to today?

Best wishes to Chris! Hope they get the b*****d who did it! :twisted:

I second that Pixie.

Get well soon Chris - I would offer to come round in my naughty nursey uniform to look after you, but you'd probably feel worse if I did!!

Thanks folks.

They got all of £6 in copper!!!!

The police have said basically it is a non-starter - No witnesses, evidence etc... - however word has come back about who it was! So, how can i phrase this, someone will be having a quiet discussion in the pub about what will happen in the cash isn;t left in the shop doorway at six tomorrow morning!!

WOMAN :nope:

Hope you feel better soon, Chris. Keeps your days interesting at least ;)

If interesting hurts that much I would prefer boring!:(

WORK :bicker:

........and ma Birdy :D

God....Am i Tired :zzz: :zzz:

Gerry throws overburnt outsider of toast at SLM's head........WAKE UP ;) :D

:D :D I just got a pay rise! :D :D

Next rounds on you you then :D

<hugs> hope you're feeling better today.

Nice one hun! :D

I've been promoted for a few weeks, might be permanent :D

Now I am boss over 5 persons - Whoooo :D

Congratulations dottie!!! :D

Um methinks a few sackings are in order :lol: if only I was that mean :lol:

Lol, this is where laxatives in the morning coffee can be very useful... :twisted:

Maybe, just maybe Cathie you could give me some tips :evil: :lol:

Don't know where you got that idea from... :shock: ;)

<does her best to look sweet and innocent>

...<fails miserably> :roll:

:lmao:

...yeah yeah Jen :lawl:

No, no mustn't have these :evil: thoughts.......

Don't try to resist dottie...just let the evil power take you over...

...you've got an advantage, you've got the whole nice thing going for you, no one will ever suspect it's you... :shock:

I'll be your alibi if you want ;)

Oh my gosh an ally (cann't think how to spell) :lol: Cross over dottie to the darkness, you know you want to :lol:

Oh shucks Cathie, ;) and you are so correct and to be my alibi too, what more could I ask....... ;)

What are friends for dottie? ;)

<goes to fetch the shovel>

Come over to the dark side dottie...it's more fun over here... :twisted:

If you promise to let me play with your light sabre :lol:

Lol...think Jen's got it

By jove I'd say your probably right :lol:

Be careful, she's dangerous when woken...

:wtf:

Good job you love me then, huh Jen? ;) :twisted:

<rolls eyes>

sucker :roll:

...yeah yeah

:twisted:

poor thing

We'll have to go away more often & let our daughter have her friends around for the night ...................................









the house is spotless

:shock: :shock: :shock: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Hi All, hope everyones well?
I'm feeling bit poorly :( had to come home from work, think ive got a stinking head cold.
Nice to see Meat on here again (viewing)
Gonna go get tucked up in bed now...

Feel better, Leah.

FA: take it from a teenager...never trust a spotless house... :shock:

EEEEWWWWW!!!!

I've just found a dead mouse in the bottom of my cowboy boots!!

Ewww, hope you weren't wearing them at the time Chris!

That was good one.. But I really hope the same..

WHY ??? Although it is out of character !!! :evil:

SATURDAY :hic: :cheer: :cheers:

CHSIB ;)

Saturday Nights ;)

Promises - Promises :evil:

Rock'n' Roll Gerry's cum through.........eventually ;)

It will be worth waiting for :D

Nope, i was actually tipping it up to check for spiders!

Oh well, that's ok then :roll:

...dumdedumdedum...

...can't sleep...

What are you saying it like that for!!

You wouldn;t want me to stick my foot in a boot with some big fanged flesh eating spider waiting to chew my toes off now would you!!!!:shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock:

why have i got my window open its freezing.........i must be mad!!

:bicker:

Now would I say something like that??? :angst:

No, of course I wouldn't want you to have your toes chewed off by a spider hun! Well...not unless you reallly, really annoyed me! ;)

And you wouldn't do that, now would you? :whistle: :roll:

<hugs> I'll sort you out later hun, diet coke and sympathy ;)

WORK TOMORRO :barf:

Hope it goes well Sharon x

I've got to go to an interview in London tomorrow :shock:

Good Luck for that!!

If they give you any hassle, threaten them witha visit from Big Chris!!!

Lol, thanks Chris :D

Thanks Cathie

You will be fine mate xxxxxxxxxxx

Why do I have to go to work :( It is still pitch black outside & my back is killing me :(


Have you ever come down a flight of stairs ......
thought you were on the last step .............
stepped off it then realised that there was another step..........
& jarred ya back.

Well guess what muppet did that yesterday & is now paying for it :retard:

So who was it then :shock:

Most of you can ignore this, but for one of you:

For god's sake, stop this NOW

I´m so tired.. I´m almost asleep :zzz:

I stuck my foot in the bath but it was too hot and now have a very sore foot!!!!

Well Chris I don't think I'll offer to lick it better :lol: Seriously hope the toe gets better soon.......

Anyone want a dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Why is Life a B******


Why does our heating system break now _ get stuck on full blast (melting)


Why oh Why !!!!!!

Look, it took me long enough to get rid of the evil ex-girlfriend, why would i want her back!!:evil::evil::evil:

Our teacher was sick today but she gave us lots of work to do... :( I´m still sitting here and everyone else is gone home... But I want to make those work..

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:




WHY AM i A MUPPET AT TIMES????? :retard:

Because you are a drummer and as anyone knows there is only one drummer in the world worthy of being an inspiration to others.

Forget your John Micellis & Phil Collins, leave the Ginger Bakers at home with the Keith Moons and Ringo Starrs, the only drummer you want to be inspired by is:







ANIMAL
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