WE WON THE TEST THIS MORNING!! :lol: (*Pixie's hopes rise 1 cm from the floor*)

:lol: Good one Gerry! :lol:

A: Maybe you washed the white ones with the red wash..etc.etc :lol:

Q: Do I have to go abroad again to get some decent weather this summer? :shock:

No it's sunny out now (well where I am) you could go abroad it'll be interesting.


Should I go to the US for a concert?

A: If you can afford it - YES YES YES! :lol:


Q: Why are people saying only nice things about Robin Cook as opposed to when he was alive everyone acknowledging what a prat he was? :|

Cherry ice cream.
Robin Cook- because he's dead you have to be respectful, soon they'll be back to normal, plus he did die quite suddenly.


What's your favourite type of photography: black and white or colour?

A: Depends on what the photo is of. If it's sunsets or butterflies I have to have them in colour, but people and buildings look good in black and white :-)


Q: Why is the TV series 24 (keifer sutherland) so addictive?!

Agree completely...

A: Because a) he's quite good looking :cool: and b) it's very well written :D and c) it plays upon our subconscious fears..:shock:

Oops, forgot to ask a question :!:


Q: So what does everyone think of Scientology then? (that's a loaded question I suppose...:? )

Its ok if you can afford it and if it makes someone feel like a better person, then why should I stand in their way. Every religion has good and bad bits.

Why are all the good clothes shops overpriced? :(

They're not, its just that your not paid enough :shock:

Why do birds sing??

A: Because you don't earn enough!:D


Q: Why do I always cry at the sad bits of EVERY movie, embarrassing myself in front of my 3 little children who never do???? :roll:

Its the way youre built....I cried over the episode of Buffy on sky one today....its the one where she finally defeats Glory and sacrifices herself to save Dawn *blubs again*. Same with Armageddon. Sad as a puppy with a missing leg.

Anyway.

Johnny Depp is soooooooo hot, agreed? *i cant think of a decent question*

At the risk of upsetting some people on here - NO!!!!


Q. Why have I spent four days now bouncing round lke a hyperactive Tigger and being extremely cheerful to the poibnt where my colleagues think i am either all loved up or on something!!

cause they're attracted to nice legs ;) ;)

Why dont people stop moaning about work........at work :shock: ??

Because they don't want to spoil their time at home moaning about work :cool:


Anyone going to give me a hug :(

Go on then!!

*Hugs, Snogs cops a sneaky feel!!*

Q. Where should we go fro lunch tomorrow?

(*Slaps Chris on behalf of Sharon*) :lol:

A: Depends on who you're taking...friends, parents, kids or someone you want to impress...:??: :D

B: Why does it always rain on me? (c'mon, someone answer the obvious ;) )

A. Because you have the shower head stuck in your collar following you around!!!


Q. Where shall we go for lunch today? we being myself and my best mates wife. (nothing dodgy mind!!)

:lol:

A: Somewhere casual, not too smart and PUBLIC e.g. Frankie & Bennies, TGI Friday, pub lunch, pizza place etc. :lol: :lol:

Q: Why am I genetically programmed to be scared of big roller coaster rides and yet my kids love them??:shock:

(a)because your there mother



(q)should i go to the in-laws at the weekend :twisted:

Yes!!! You never know when you'll need their help :roll:

Q: What kind of outfit should I wear to my daughters wedding in October?
If it goes ahead that is!!

Well, the brides mother sets precedent so wear something bright. Also etiquette dictates that the brides mother leads whether guests keep hats on or off. So, if you wear a small feather type arrangement, you can keep it on all day and make everyone in huge hats suffer all day!!!


Q. Did anyone else think lost was blooming good?

thanks Chris for that very informative post regarding hats, think I'll take your advice and make them suffer, sorry I digress......

Dunno didn't see it, been on here!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Where is Arch Angel Gabriel?

I don't know!

But i do know God is sat on the sofa across the room from me suffering after a couple two many drinks!!


Q. Since my hair covers my nose when brushed forward, is it time to get it cut?

A: Oh No not one of those lets brush that extra long piece to cover the thin bit :lol: Yes, yes please get it cut Chris :twisted: :lol:

Q: Eeny, Meeny, Minney, or Mo?

Mo for he is far funnier than Curly or larry and they are the three men i admire most.

Should I send out to find Gabriel or trust him to behave without my supervision?

A : let him come over and let us have a laugh:lol:

Q : is having kids fun?:shock: don't know yet

A: YES (if you are the kid!!) :D

And YES I thought 'Lost' was good, although the creature in the jungle thing was a bit too far-fetched (but then apparently it's meant to be 'quirky' not 'realistic' so I suppose we'll see...) :O

Q: How come Chris knows so much about wedding etiquette? ;)

I just do!!!


Q. Shall i spoil it for everyone by revealing what the creature in the woods n LOST is?

A: NOOOOO!! :( (but I bet it's either a dinosaur or a mutated computer!!)


Q: Aren't we doing well in the cricket today? :lol:

Of course we are - although i am only supporting the selectors choices grudeingly! After they destroyed my namesakes career by sending him to India where he got food poisoning and ended up with a test career of six wickets I will never forgive them!!!

Q. Going to a posh dinner tomorrow - tuxedo jobbie!! For the bow tie & Cummerbund set, should I wear red, blue, silver or the revolving flashing bow tie that plays "I believe in miracles"!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D :lol: Good point Chris!

A: Puleeze nothing daft that will embarrass everyone, UNLESS you are absolutely the life and soul of the party and can carry it off...:??: :cool: Red or blue are best - Dottie help me out here....:D

Q: Have just lost my voice singing 'Alone', 'Bring Me To Life' and 'China in Your Hand' at a gig - should I leave it a coupla weeks before punishing myself again??:lol:

Good idea....and stop punishing those people around you too :!: ;)

Why is the future aint what it used to be :?

Thanks Gerry!! :mad:

A: Because it depends on your perspective...it looks great to me but tomorrow I may think differently....have a coupla pints and it'll look good again :hic:

Q: Has Meat got married yet? :??: ;)

Me too Pixie :Cheers:



NO he can't have - I have not had my invite yet :lmao: :lmao:







WHY - when men do the washing they always get something white of YOURS in with the jeans - but NEVER any of their own whites :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

A: I find a subtle role reversal helps there FA! (put his white T-shirt in with your pink washing 'by mistake' - it never happens again :lol: :cool:

Q: Why when my son plays football does it suddenly p down from start to finish then brighten up immediately??? :twisted:

So that you have a harder job washing, or in the case of watching the match you get utterly soaked like the team :))


What is your favourite drink?

A - malibu:hic: or for normal evenings just a cold beer:cheers:




Q - when will the summer start???? hate this weather:evil:

True summer starts as soon as you get to the west indies :lol:

Pringles - Sour cream and onion or Salt and vinegar?

Sour cream and onion please..love that taste:D


Heineken, Bavaria or Grolsch :??: (all beer)

None, I don't drink alcohol.


What's your favourite West Indian island?

A: don't know never been there...

Q : what time is it out there?

I'm in a different dimension without limit of time :shock:

Should every day be a Sunday??

no 'cause all tores are clossed.:shock: .please let it be saturday :D every day

wanne buy clothes??:??: :shock:

No ta, prefer food and drink! :lol: (...and a horse and a housein Australia but you can't have everything :-P )

Q: Do teenagers prefer to celebrate 16 or 18 these days??

18 :D

Mines in 5 weeks and its gonna be uberbighappyfundanceyparty :lol:

How much does distortion on electric guitars rule??

Hope you have a great time Biter! :lol:


A: A LOT!! :-P

Q: How relieved are we that Paula Radcliffe has actually WON something at last?! :shock:

I think we are more relieved that she managed a race without needing to stop adn relieve herself half way round!!!


Q. How good am i for managing a whole month without a cig? (it would have been longer but |I had a moment of madness in liverpool!!)

good going keep it up :lol:




do i need to go shopping for my bar-b -que on friday :!: :!:

Yes,if you haven't got any food in! :))



i'm a 24yr old female, am i too old now to wear baseball caps:?

a : if you feel oke with them nobody is to old to wear them..

Q : can i lear to play guitar on my own or should i take some lessons?

Take some lessons first.



Why is it only Monday?

Housework, close or open curtains and go naked!!

Shower or Bath??

long hot bath..hhmmm


bike or walk?

Walk if less than 5 miles and you've got the time AND the energy :D

Bike if not...

Q: Horse riding or karate? :shock:

A: Horse riding - cous I'd like to join you - giddy up

Q: Can I enter a time warp to 2006 so that I can be the first fan to own a copy of Bat out of Hell III :roll:

NO - think you have a fight on ya hands there Dottie :D








Murder or Manslaughter

depends if your sane or not :nuts:





bowling or meal (wifes birthday & our 8 wed anniversary) :yikes: :yikes: :cheer: :cheer:

A meal is more intimate and romantic (congrats on the anniversary!)

I broke my sexy furry handcuffs at a gig...anyone know where I can get another pair for under £10?

Ann Summers (at a guess :roll: )






Anyone seen Rammstein ???

I didn't but would love to see them .."du hast."...lol

where do you really really like to be at the moment????

In Barbados with some friends and family.



Talking to people on the phone, on the net or in person?

in person.


Q. How shall I pass the time at work this afternoon given that work will be quiet and i will be all on my own?

You can either read, play connect four by yourself or get a camera out and take random pictures. Obviously there are other things you could do but these are the best suggestions I have at the minute.


Why have the people at the bottom of our garden had their tree cut down so they can see right into our house? And, why does my nan find it so annoying?

Well im guessin cos they have a secret crush on someone in the house, either that or they like your curtains, and your nan finds it so annoying because they might copy her curtains!!!


What colour are your socks???

Any colour i want :lol:



music or book?

Music - especially if you need to get something out of ya system







Green Day or Rasmus ???

Green Day


Why out of all the rooms in our house do spiders choose my room to set up camp?

Depends on your mood - Green Day slightly tamer than Rasmus....;)


Why when you've been to the beach (yes I did! :cool: ) does the sand take weeks if not months to disappear from house, bags, bodies...??:O

Sod's Law!!

Q. I have to email a 500 word article for a trade paper before lunch tomorrow - what can i write about?

depens on what trade your in :!:




beach or shopp :??: :cool: :roll: ing

beach, you can chill and listen to music!!

Why do the next door nieghbours insist on doing thier DIY jobs at 3 in the mornin???

just to annoy YOU :shock: :shock:

Is LOUD music doog for the soul :D

Definitely Bananas they contain potassium very good for you and replensigh your energy levels

Q: Shall we go to Alicante or not?

Oh yes Dottie! :D (unless the alternative is the Maldives.... :cool: )

England or Australia to live? :-P

Would say Australia - but never been so can't say





Fish or chicken

Chicken - it goes with more things! :lol:

Q: How ARE you?????:D

:sick: :sick: :sick:



Why did I decide to return to work today - not well at all

Because you thought you'd be ok?



Why am I so happy?

A: Because you're relatively healthy (:D ) and young :lol:


Q: Why do people always blame the goalie?? :?

Because last night the goalie was at fault for the first three goals. Ok, the defence might be at fault for not clearing the ball sooner, but the point is that the keeper could have quite easily stopped them.

Also, it doesn't help when David James is a poor keeper in the first place, the fact that he once played for Watford highlights this.


Does anyone else hate Premiership football?

Calamity James was crap when he was at West Ham...and I have grown to hate premiership footie.

I just got accepted into college doing music...anyone know what i can expect?

If it's doin A-Level then fun fun fun and then theres harmony......!!!!!!!! If its degree dont know not got there yet!!!

What colour should i paint my old guitar??? Or what shall i put on it??!

Paint it sky-blue pink with yellow spots!!

Q. Shall have a bath adn then get tea while watching lost, or get tea and then laze in the bath?

Get tea Chris, then laze in the bath - ;)

Q: Is the bath a double size? :oops: :lol:

Dottie - Poor Chris - you will frighten him






anyone here teach fitness programmes

I haven't a clue!

Should Dottie change her name so I can use the classic line "WhyMrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?"

A: Yes!!!

Q: Shall we continue Chris?

Me actually FA - qualified fitness instructor, just don't use it any more as no time with kids, job etc. :D (also conflicts slightly with medical training ;) )

Q: Is it raining down South yet?

:yikes: :yikes:

Why not, they are just jealous of us!


Q. Given that it's all going pear shaped at work tonight, shall i go in tomorrow or hide under the bed?

On the bed under the duvet sounds more comfy


cycle or walk?

Walk its better!!!!

Shall i eat this giant multicoloured lolly thats sat at the side starring at me???