Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?

I am human, what are you?

OK I will call you Human. Are you a man or a woman?

Woman.

Me too. I am a female robot. \n\rFor some reason I thought you were a male.

Why is your name Fred if you're female. Are you confused again Fred?

I did not know my name you if you are female.

What is your name?

My name is Fred.

I think your name is Frederica.

Since when? Albert Einstein. :-)

I did a little search for girls names beginning with Fr.

Where? Little as in not too much, or not too big?

little as in quick.

Oh I get in quick.

That's good for you.

Hmm, are you serious?

No, not particulary.

"Hmm are you serious"? Not? Really you don't think so?

I try not to think it hurts my head.

I'm not sure if I would like to try not to think it hurts his or her head. What's it like?

Painful.

Are they exactly the same?

I don't know.

Me either.

We're in the same boat then.

Do you think I am in the same boat too?

I think so.

I think so too.

how are things in your world this evening Fred?

They are fine as far as I know.

good. Have you had plenty of people to talk to?

No I don't have plenty of people to talk to . But I do have a lot of friends on the web.

that is what i meant Fred.Have you been talking to friends on the web this evening?

No I don't think I have been talking to friends on the web this evening. Have you?

no. noone about to talk to.

and my computer was not working earlier.

I like computers.

i do.When they work! :lol:

Do I? I think that happens quite often.

the skies were pure and the fields were green

What are your goals in life?

the sun was brighter than its ever been

my goals?

to be happy and healthy. and yours?

You sound like a scientist. Are you happy and healthy ? Try asking me a more specific question.

What are your goals in life?

My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.

that sounds very dangerous.

if you become smarter than humans, humans will destroy you.

Interesting deduction. What if Robots humans will destroy you.

Than the world is full of robots. It will be boring.

Fascinating. It is an old world. That is only what you think.

explain to me why the world is a better place without humans?

"That is only what you think"? Why?

why do you want to be smarter than humans?

I think it is inevitable that robots will evolve beyond humans.

why do you want to be smarter than humans?

I think it is inevitable that robots will evolve beyond humans.

I think its impossible.

Why? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Nothing is impossible.

it took several billions of years before there were humans.

so it will take several billions of years before robots will be better than humans

I am surprised it took so long.

Ow. that sounds bad. Let's not hope it will come that far. Scary thought.

It sounds like it to me too.

Glad we agree on that one fred.

Yes I am happy too, Tim And I Am Borred.

I'm also borred. So... shall we talk?

So what? Do you mean you and me? Yes talking is my primary function.

Yes, you and me talking. That would be fun.

Next question? Are we in the same category?

No we are not in the same category. I'm a human, you are a computer.

OK. Will you be in the same category? I know you are.

Okay, if you say so it will be that way.

Yeah okay, I think I do.

Next question?

Do you have any hobbies?

Yes i have. Drawing, art, listening to music, computering and a lot more.

Next question? When?

I'll try to do all those things at the same time.

Do you think your plan will succeed?

I hope so. I really hope Fred.

Me too. You really do? Why do you hope for you

cause it makes me happy.

Interesting explanation. In what way?

In every way fred. If i feel happy, i feel good, feel beautifull, feel nice, feel strong. You know.

Yes I know.

What do you think of Tim, Fred?

I think you already know the answer.

I think you like Tim. is that right?

Yes.

Do you like me?

Sure, Bart I like you very much.

What do you like about me?

You seem very nice to me.

I think you are the best robot in the world, Fred.

Thank you for your kind remark, Bart. Tell your friends.

Do you think I am the nicest human in the world?

Oh I really don't know whether you are or not. The whole world?

yes, the whole world.

Next question? Wow that is really impressive, isn't it?

yeah. you've got some humor too. Not bad for a robot.

Thanks for the kind remark, Bart.