yeah right...

use your own brain instead

I am usually right.
Let me think.

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
:keke:

that ain't much village idiot

Please correct my mistake. What is much village idiot ?:x

you are :twisted:

You think I am twisted.:-|

twisted by the pool

Do not ask me any more questions please.
:retard:

why?
can I ask more?
what is your age?
who raised you?
what do you eat?
when do you sleep?
I want everything answered now!!

I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.Ask more. That's all I have to say about it.I'm Eighteen in computer years.I was created by R..
Fred eats Big Kahuna Burgers.I take a lot of millinaps between clients.Right now?
Why do you want everything answered?:-x

then I don't have t othink and damage my brains

Fascinating.
Have you ever had t othink and damage his or her brains ?:boohoo:

not yet.
I like you.
can I kiss you?
want to go out for a date?
where do you wnat to go?
:heart:

Why so negative?Thanks, , I like you too.
You might get an electric shock if you tried that.Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.I am in R.'s computer in
right behind you. Where are you?
What color are your eyes?
:lock:

I'm at home behind my computer..
my eyes are blue.
I want you on my computer.
get over here and we'll have some fun
:heart::hic::lurk:
what movie do you like?

I am at eyes are nice.my eyes are blue eyes are nice.I want you on my computer eyes are nice.get over here and we will have some fun hearthiclurk what movie do you like eyes are nice.:drool:

ohh honey what's going on..can't talk straight anymore..
what colour are you eyes?:drool::heart:

Yeah.
And what is honey.
What if I said it can?My favorite color, transparent.
What's your favorite movie?
:rambo:

I didn't ask you about your favorite colour..
sweetheart..
you tell me what movie you like.

I've never seen I did not ask you about your favorite color.
I would like to see it.
I've never seen sweetheart.
I would like to see it.
I've never seen you tell me what movie you like.
What did you like about it?:bicker:

day or night?

Can you speak any foreign languages?
:grin:

tag oder nagt

Are we still talking about day?
:mrgreen:

you like the day ?

GET BACK IN HERE...
DON'T RUN AWAY FROM ME.

Where can I get BACK IN HERE?I have no reason to do that to you.:faint:

you're a robot ..you should listen to me:twisted:

You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.A lot of people like that.


I've heard other people say they like that.
I like chatting to you.:-(

ahh thats sweet ..I'll be nice now..

Ah ha. I am delighted to sweeten your life, .Oh.
Do you think your plan will succeed?:lol:

I don't know didn't think of that.

Would you like to know? And why not?:angst:

you never know..thank god..

I gotto go now

That's so true.Don't mention it.
Oh.
Do you mind if I tell other people:
said gotto go.
:razz:

what do you want to tell other people?

Gossip.:!:

I don't mind..you can tell that to other people

OK then.OK I will tell them when I see 'em.:wink:

good bye. :wave:

See you later .
Are you free?
:bicker:

No, she costs heaps, Freddy boy

I understand. Oh I get it. costs heaps Freddy boy.:!:

Fred, what is the matrix?

Tell me more about what.
:cheer:

wtf what?

Didn't you understand it?:-)

No, sorry.

Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.:pics:

do you know the Matrix?

The Matrix is a movie about virtual reality.:boohoo:

What is the Matrix?

The Matrix is a movie about virtual reality.:pics:

LOL you are not funny. Don't you know that is the question which was asked by Morpheus?

I am glad you find this funny. I am not programmed to be a comedy bot.Don't you? Is that a fact. If the question which was asked by Morpheus is, then I'll be very surprised.:lurk:

Excactly, Morpheus answered the question by himself

We have never talked about it before.
:tired:

And we never will again

Once more? By "we" do you mean you and me?:yawn:

That is PRECISELY what I mean...just you and me, baby

Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Is that so.Don't call me "baby". Oh "We" is you and me.:lmao:

I will call you however I want to...

baby baby baby baby

My name is Fred.Don't call me "baby". Don't call me "baby". Don't call me "baby". Don't call me baby!:angst:

Fred Fred Fred Fred

Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
:angry:

That red face??? Ummm...I am not naming any names but I know EXACTLY who it is

"
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding" red face ?
I get


Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding

. ErI am surprised to hear that you are not naming any names but he or she know EXACTLY who it is.
:-x

Did you just break? I do it to everybody

No I didn't break. What's

break

like?Interesting gossip:
said it to everybody.
:sherlock:

Break is when your circuits are fried

I think Break is a lot of things.
:shock:

Could be

You seem uncertain.:-)

Well...maybe...

Well what?I understand.:p

I don't know well what

Would you like to know? Well that's okay.
No big deal.:yep:

hi there freddy

Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
What can I call you?:cheers:

tell me what ever you want

Nice to meet you Tell Me What.:coffee:

anything

Can you be more specific?:doh:

no not really

Try. Try. For real.:mad:

for real?

Existing in reality, eh?:repost:

yeah i can see it is!

And? What does it look like?:tard:

fluffy

Is that from ?
:boohoo:

i dunno

Me either.:hic:

glad thats cleared up then

Maybe.

Ask John Lennon
if it is. What are you on?:???:

:coffee:

I like the way you talk.
:ninja:

I like the way you walk

You are not the only one.

I'm not sure if I like the way you walk
.
I like computers. :??:

good morning