x2 infact


has 666 on her ear

on his ass

yep i am sitting on my arse thanks



has been hooked, line, & sinkerd

sitting on which arse?

your other one

cheers is going to feel a hard kick on his arse in may

this is a lies thread tut tut

will be buying a round at may meet up

is unable to lie as he is a jehovah's witness

noooooooooooooooooooo ......but have family who are


has been a jahovah's witness for 20 years

doesnt consume alcohol:roll:

Isn't a busy body...

HAS no body - is just a head with attitude.

Yeah, well...attitude we have...

Has to make his own straw hats cause head way too big...

Is queen of the universe

is nocturnal

is NOT goofy

uses pillows to clean her ears

uses pillow to communicate with fellow aliens

Had a hand in writing bat 2

Produced Dead Ringer

Stared in Anything For Love video

Was a backup singer for The Future

Lives in the future

Is Steinman's illegitimate son

Is steinmans wife

Is Steinman's piano

Was once jims left foot

Had a wild love affair with Patti

Had several with Kasim

Is a green bean

is mr bean

Has a nice little garden in his left nostril and waters it dilligently every day...

Is Tired

Lives in a garden shed

Has a river of green snot running from his left nostril

Cries a river that flows into the ocean every hour on the hour...

Has crabs ... in a tank, in the kitchen.

Walks sideways cause wants to be a crab tribute

Can't think of the word armpit, without getting all excited.

Does with his left foot what most men do with their right hand...

lol, well you have to hold a phone somehow ;-)

Only eats cabbage soup.

Is really Russian secret agent...i.e. SPY

Now doesn't have to be assasinated with a poisoned dart shot from an umbrella.

Drives rusty bucket and tells everybody it's a secret Batmobile

But I do!

Really has got the hang of this game with her bleeding obvious lies about me :))

Is such an angel is VERY hard to come up with bleeding lies about him...

So I see :p

Escaped from Guantanemo Bay.

Were in the same cell at Guantanemo Bay and is still there...

didn't suit that orange boiler suit the way I do.

won't be able to come into this country in may because of crimminal record

Woudln't be even allowed to London because of his hairdo

Has an afro

Is bald but does do a combover with his 3 remaining hairs...

Is satan reincarnate

really does look like his avatar

Doesn't look like his avatar and prays to god it stays that way...

Is really clint eastwood

Is really Clint Eastwood's wannabe...

Would like to be his chaps for a day

Doubt he wears those...

In any event...

Is a Bluebeard...

Wears jasons dream coat on outings with friends

Killed Flying Mouse and hides him in a trunk in the attic

Worships a 1cent coin

Never heard of 1 cent coin...

wants a piece of the action

wants to go nowhere fast

invented the world's first inflatable dart board

Turns so violent at the sight of needles that he has to be innoculated by blowgun

Rides her bike backwards...just because she can...

has her head on backwards. Was born that way. Doctors are baffled.

is actually a muppet

lives in MySpace full time. Hasn't got a real-world life.

Has his head backwards but nobody ever notices the difference...

has one arm & leg 5 inches sorter than the other

knows his team will win the premiership one day

chsib myself ..... lol

Is not a cheeky sod relying on other peoples humour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

can stand the heat in the kitchen

has a circle of friends he bought off ebay

never buys of ebay

is still searching for his dream job as a street gas lamp lighter

how true

has just got a 2nd job as a toilet cleaner

lol

creams himself at the thought of such a marvellous job

:twisted: Did a gig on St Patricks's Day in a emerald green frock coat :p

has a really nice green jacket :p

Has innundated the owner of said jacket with dozens of requests to borrow it

Is the proud owner of a Honda C90 step through

Can't see the monitor of his puter...that's why most posts don't make sense...

(type of motorcycle zina)


will have done 15000 posts this week

(Didn't get the message above - I know Honda is motorcycle...what about it?)

Should drink a whole lot MORE...or LESS...depending...

need to stop can't even read properly hic hic"

is dead drunk at this very moment

That is correct...you're in the wrong thread and just posted off topic...MODERATORS!!!!! J/K

Pours straight vodka into his ears to achieve the buzz

yep of seeing it come stright out the other side

is a modarator ohhhhhhhhhh

WISHES with all his heart to be a moderator!!!

is owning the rights to all of the Beatles' songs.

Is Bubbles...

is blowing bubbles.. (also michaels jacksons favourite song)

Is blowing in the wind...

is full of wind

Is the most outgoing person I've ever known!!!

(There...chew on THIS)