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... Delta Lady...Joe Cocker ....

More Than You Deserve (Storytellers Audio CD) - Meat

... the fan blowing in the computer...the next door neighbors ..STILL partying... my bed calling me.... 8O

Apocolyptica music (heavy metal with 4 cellos) it is really sounding nice. The song is called For Whom The Bell Tolls.

From what I heard so far, Apocolyptica, doesn't contain any singing. If they really made it sound right, it would be good for Bat III. Like an Intermeezeo.

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Originally Posted by Vickip

Jerry Springer on the tv ..... I know it's bad, but I just can't turn it off :lol:

Vicki

Yes but it's funny!!

NP: Weird Al - The Jerry Springer Show Song

Quote:

It's been one week since we got to see
Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry
Five days since they had the show
With the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack ho
Three days since we heard the tale
About the guy who learned his woman was a she-male
Yesterday it occurred to me
That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer

Holy cow, d'you see it last week?
Well, they had this one freak
Who sucker-punched his whole family
Do you recall when the brawl
Became a total free-for-all
And Jerry's in the middle tryin' to be the referee
Hey, see the stripper with the implants
She likes to lap dance
And date the boyfriend of her mother
Now here come's Jerry's next guest
And it's a slugfest
'Cause it's her trailer trash brother
Nymphomaniac is back on crack
It's like "When Animals Attack"
They all exhibit reprehensible behavior
Hit 'em in the nose, tear off their clothes
Step on their toes, that's how it goes
They get so violent they have to sign a waiver

They're always swearin', cursin', kickin' butt, and pointin' blame
On the air? They don't care, they've got no shame
There was one guy who I'm sure felt a little strange
When he found out that his wife had a sex change
They have a tendency to scream and yell constantly
They have a history of ripping off their shirts

It's been one week since they had the fight
With the Siamese twins and the transvestite
Five days since that awful brawl
They still haven't got the blood off the wall
It's been three days since the bitter fued
Between the KKK and that gay Jewish black dude
Yesterday, finally dawned on me
I'm spendin' way too much time on that Jerry Springer

[Guy Guest :] Baby, I've been sleepin' with your sister
[Gal Guest :] Oh? Well, which one?
[Guy Guest :] All of them
[Gal Guest :] Oh! Well, I've been sleepin' with your best friend Jake!
[Guy Guest :] Yah? Well, well me too!
[Gal Guest :] Oh!
[Guy Guest :] And I've sleepin' with your dog Woofie!
(barking)
[Gal Guest :] Woofie, you b-tch!
[Gal Guest :] Well, I'm also sleepin' with your pet goat!
(baaahhing)
[Guy Guest :] That goat doesn't love you!

Once you start watchin', there's just no stoppin'
Your brain shuts down, then your IQ's droppin'
Jerry's the king of confrontation
He's a sensation
He puts the 'sin' in syndication
It's totally worthless, like a bad check
It's like a train wreck
Don't wanna stare but you can't look away
Like Sally Jesse he does talk shows
But with more weirdos
The ratings jumpin' higher everyday
If you've seen the show, well then you know
It's just as low as you can go
The guests are tacky and they're lacking in their hygiene
And pretty soon some ugly goon
Comes in the room and then it's BOOM
In the face of some unsuspecting drag queen

Well it's the kind of show where people scream obscenities
Yankin' hair, throwin' chairs at their hubbies
"Jerry! Jerry!" Now the crowd starts their favorite chant
Should I turn off my TV? I just can't
I have a tendency to watch it religiously
I have a history of taping each one

It's been one week since the show about
Psycho killers with problems they should work out
Five days since the big surprise
When some loser's wife said she's shtill dating twenty guys
Three days wince he interviewed
A bunch of psychic porn star midgets who were all nude
Yesterday, it occurred to me
That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer
Tired of wastin' my time on that Jerry Springer
I've got way too much class to watch Jerry Springer
Come over here and pull on my finger

... Your Saving Grace... Steve Miller Band ...

The Other Side Of Life - Moody Blues

Bat out of hell - ML

for cryin out loud - ML

sigh...my favourite :D

I'm listening to .. Testify - Meat Loaf

... my hubby ...HO WHOA-ing at the car races.... 8O ..musta been a close callll.... :lol:

If you really want to - Meat Loaf

watching Top Gear!!!!!

Jeremy Clarkson is an almost-God!!!! (he will make full God when he stops being a pratt and accepts the superiority of the Smart)

... football now on the telly... and the hubby saying someone looks like his friend George..and saying he's not blaming somebody for SOMEthing... poor dear... :lol:

Dead Man's Gun on video .......

Yeah watching Meat is a tough job, but somebody's got to do it :wink:

Vicki

... still the football...but hubby's stopped talking to the tv... :lol:

Miss Marple on SKy TV had a late night (early morning 3.30am) need to watch something does not need a brain for :wink:

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Originally Posted by Cpl Mickey

Miss Marple on SKy TV had a late night (early morning 3.30am) need to watch something does not need a brain for :wink:

ohhhh...like football??.... :lmao:

the hubby now getting the scores and laughing like heck at the commentators..bless his heart....

Top Gear has finished so I am now on

Garth Brooks - How you ever gonna know

followed by:

everytime that it rains (my fave garth song)

... onto the NEXT football game... 8O ...oops noooo..sorry back to the races... :?

12 hours of the "Bugs Bunny & Tweety Show". It wouldn't be so bad if my daughter was home. At least then I would have an excuse :lol:

watching/listening as my beloved Tampa Bay Buccaneers get solidly whupped in American football :cry:

Sherrie

Chris Issac - I don't want to fall in love (with you)

Yahoo!! 12 hours of Bugs Bunny & Tweety are complete.
Now it's Space Jam 8O

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Originally Posted by sherrie87

watching/listening as my beloved Tampa Bay Buccaneers get solidly whupped in American football :cry:

Sherrie

sorry about that honey... i backed the Bucs all those years when they were underdogs...always took them on my pools...people LAUGHED at me...but by gum...one time they came through for me...and to this day...i hold them in my heart for that.... :lol:

hope they get back on track soon....

and i'm a big Sapp fan.....MAN ...i wish we had Sapp on OUR team (the Eagles)..that man has HEART....

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The Radio...Dr. Hook ...