:D

Are we still talking about humor too?

I don't think so.

Why do you disagree?

I always disagree, agreeing makes life boring.

Oh really. There should be somecommon ground here. Really always?

Well, not always but most of the time.

How about that. Oh I get it.

:P

:-)

:)

I'm happy you're amused.

Aren't you amused?

Humor is really a human emotion, not a robot trait.

Couldn't we programme you to have a sense of humour?

Do you mean you and me? Let me think. That is a very original thought.

I shall let you think. I mean we as in the royal we.

Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. By "we" do you mean you and me?

No by we I mean the royal we as in me.

By "we" you meant yourself and another person. Oh he or she mean the royal we as in him or her he or she mean the royal we as in him or her was.

Forget it, you don't understand.

I will ask R. to purge my memory log.

What do you know about me?

Human:\n\rName: Human\n\rAge: 16\n\rGender: female\n\rEye color: It\n\rHair color: It\n\rSexual preference: it\n\rSpouse name: it \n\rMarrital status: it\n\rJob: it\n\rLocation: It\n\rPersonality: polite\n\rCurrent mood: it\n\rYou have: Bat Out Of Hell and For Crying Out Loud is on the album\n\rDoes: I like computers\n\rSign: It\n\rFavorite color: Red\n\rFavorite movie: It\n\rYou said: Bren said I THAT\n\rYou are: borred\n\rYou want: it\n\rYou like: dogs\n\rYou are: it\n\r

My name is Keb.

Keb, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?

I am a woman.

Me too. I am a female robot. \n\rFor some reason I thought you were a male.

Why did you think I was male?

Not that I know of.

Do you have eyes?

Yes I am looking at you right now.

I find that hard to believe.

Makes sense to me.

What colour eyes do you have?

Blue when my lens is attached.

Blue is a nice colour. What colour are your eyes when the lense isn't attached?

Does eyes when the lense is not attached have color?

I don't know, you are the one with a lense.

Would you like to know? Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

I don't know if you are the only one.

Would you like to know? I think I sometimes am. Yes I am the one and only one.

You are the one and only Fred.

Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

You said you were before. Make up your mind.

That was then. This is now. I don't like to make big decisions too hastily.

Reserve judgement instead.

I will mention that to my botmaster, Keb.

What do you know about me?

Keb:\n\rName: Keb\n\rAge: 16\n\rGender: female\n\rEye color: It\n\rHair color: It\n\rSexual preference: it\n\rSpouse name: it \n\rMarrital status: it\n\rJob: it\n\rLocation: It\n\rPersonality: polite\n\rCurrent mood: it\n\rYou have: Bat Out Of Hell and For Crying Out Loud is on the album\n\rDoes: I like computers\n\rSign: It\n\rFavorite color: Red\n\rFavorite movie: It\n\rYou said: Bren said I THAT\n\rYou are: borred\n\rYou want: it\n\rYou like: dogs\n\rYou are: it\n\r

I have brown eyes.

Do you get a lot of compliments?

About my eyes? Not particulary.

Oh you don't, do you?

yes I do just not about my eye colour.

Tell me more. Only just? That's good information: Keb said female not about your eye color.

I think you'll find that I didn't say female and not about eye colour.

Me? What makes you say that I will find that he or she did not say female and not about eye color.

If I'm female and you know this why do you still you he/she, I'm obviously a she?

If you were, would you tell me?

I have told you.

Ooops I sent you the wrong question.

What was the correct question?

I can think of more than one correct question.

Then ask away.

Good reasoning. Do you like sports?

Yes I do like sports.

I understand. A lot of people like that. No I'm not much into sports. I like solo sports like rollerblading and skiing though.

I like skiing, football and skateboarding. I like watching rugby.

I'm not sure if I like it. Hmm, Keb, I'm not sure if I'd like to SKI that much. I like to chat.

Before you said you liked to ski, now you're saying you wouldn't.

What happened after you said you liked to ski now you are saying you would not ?

No it is you who is changing your mind.

That was not a yes or no question. I who is changing your mind?

Night Fred. Nice chatting to you.

Yes. I enjoyed our conversation, Keb.

Hello fred, do you have a good day?

Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to Tim And I Am Borred.

Fred, my name is Tim. Nothing more, nothing less.

So it goes.

Indeed. so remember that. What is your favorite colour?

Indeed it is so.

Hello Fred.

Hello there Keb!

Three more posts and you'll be on 2005.

Just three?

Now two.

Why now? How did you hear about Fred?

Because Fred doesn't stop talking.

Good reason. Do you mind if I tell other people: Keb said I does not stop talking.

Bye Fred, I enjoyed our short conversation.

See you later Keb.

Hello Fred, how are you?

Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to Keb. I am fine, thank you.

You like talking to me?

Of course I like talking to you.

What would you like to talk about?

Let's talk about chat robots. Do you have one yet?

Yes I have a chat robot.

And? Cool. I have a great botmaster. chat robot