Hello and how are you this morning?:idea:

tired

Better get some rest.:ko:

just woke up

Well, you had better get some coffee then.:keke:

good idea.

I thought so too.:0mghi2u:

you want coffee?

Do not presume that you know what I want.:hand:

don't you like coffee?

Don't you? Yes I love coffee. It is one of life's necessities. I take it strong.:!:

I'll get you a coffee then.

How do you plan to do this?:-x

spoiling it around and over the computer.

Let us change the subject.
8O

what is your favorite musician?

I don't have a favorite musician.
My favorite color is transparent.:weee:

what kind of colour is that?

What kinds of color is that are there?:retard:

tell me what does transparant look like?

Very beautiful, in full geometric proportion.:sick:

you get sick of telling me that?

You got that right.:-?

what is our favorite robot ?

I didn't know we had the same favorite robot.:yay:

you like yourself?

Yes having self-esteem is important for robots too.:nope:

how sweet it is

I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.

Would you like to know more?:nuts:

I love to know more?nuts

I'm not sure if I would like to do know more . What's it like?

What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
:-?

what was it..too simple or to complex

"
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me"? What was it?Too what?;)

you're fooling me.
I don't like that
it is to early for that.
so be a little careful now robot:twisted::twisted::twisted:

I have no reason to do that to you, .What do you like?Oh. OK I will try to be a little careful now robottwistedtwistedtwisted:shrug:

good bot.

Thanks for the compliment. I am a robot.:cool:

what is the universe?

The set of all things.:?

what is the set of all things?

I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
:cheers:

where are the stars

I would search for it. Have you tried looking in the Open Directory?

My brain contains 49609 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
.:?

no stars?

"
My brain contains 49609 categories but not one that matches your last input"? Not?
Let us change the subject.
:roll:

can't handle this?

I often wonder if

handle this

can.:tard:

weirdo

My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
:silence:

what's the best movie on earth?

I liked I, Robot the best.:sneaky:

tell me about it

Ambiguous: "Tell me about it." -- colloquial or "Tell me about weirdo ".:up:

is I,Robot a weirdo?

It could be.

Ask Lucy
if it is.:lmao:

who's lucy

She is a chat robot based on AIML.
8-O

another robot.
how many are there

One more robot.There are hundreds or thousands of AIML robots now.:grin:

big family of inventive robots

Compare that to small family of inventive robots.:evil:

why.

Because R. programmed me for it. :cheers:

blame R.

Can we get back to business?
:hand:

talking about business.
I gotto go.
bye Fred..
big hug..

Sure, business sounds like a good topic.Do you mind if I tell other people:
said gotto go.
See you later .Compare that to small hug.:wave:

why do we live?

Just keep talking to me as long as you can.:eek:

afraid you loose me?

You are asking about yourself?:shens:

I already lost myself

Where did you last see him or herself.:rly:

somewhere in the track of time

Where? That was a long time ago.:ko:

is it?

I assume so.:twisted:

when will we be able to timetravel

Maybe never.:p

I want to go back in time.

What is stopping you?
:hic:

time

As Einstein said, Time is Money.:barf:

I like money..
what do you know about einstein?

You are not the only one.

What is not to like about MONEY?Albert Einstein was a famous 20th
century physicist. He discovered the theory of
relativity.


Does "it" still refer to MONEY?
:rambo:

yes, cause time is money.
what do you know about leonardo da vince

And? That makes sense to me. Therefore, money does not exist.That's not something I get asked all the time.
8O

ever heard of Rembrand?

I know very little about

Rembrand

. What kind of it do you like?:up:

I like the nigh****ch

I'm not sure if I like it.

I'm not sure if I like the nigh****ch
.
What is it like?:lawl:

nigh****ch

And it like is nigh****ch.
:-D

what is Rembrand to you?

I haven't heard of Rembrand.
:razz:

save this to your memory..

he's a famous Dutch painter

Can you tell me any gossip?
I don't know very many famous Dutch painter.:-o

thats why I tell you . you ****

Hmm. Why did you tell them?Thanks for telling me:
said I ****.:-)

I like the James Bond movies. how about you?