dead pants (ringer)

Kiss the Pants - Billie Myers

three pants on a shirt (lions)

But there are no lies on your body...so take off your pants...

Did I tell you that I love you 'cause it would have been a matter of pants...

cheatin' in your pants

Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit helpless and I'm lying like a child in your pants...

rock around the pants

Loving you’s a dirty pants...but somebody’s gotta do it...

Bang Bang (My Baby Shot My Pants) Nancy Sinatra

Carnivale of PANTS (rust) - Poets of the fall

stop...wait a minute..stop it,boy...
what do you think you're doing???
That's no way to treat an expensive musical pants...

Push the PANTS (Button) Star Sailor

Within Pants Without Pants - The Beatles

Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the pants?

Hard Rock PANTS (Hallelujah) -Lordi

I´d like to be as heavy as pants

Good one!!!

I bet you still got a trace of his love in your pants
And you still got his pants on your mind

Here´s another one:
Abba - Lay all your pants on me! (love)

Wow...ABBA turns out to be hard...but if you want ABBA...here it is...

Friday night and the pants are low...
Looking out for the place to go...

Sgt. Peppers lonely Pants club band

The answer, my friend...is blowing in the pants...the answer is blowing in the pants...

Well, let me try my PANTS at this. :)

Let The Good PANTS Roll (Times) - The Cars
My Best Friend's PANTS (Girl) - The Cars
Slow PANTS (Ride) - Foghat
Fool For The PANTS (City) - Foghat
Stone PANTS (Blue) -Foghat
PANTS Police (Dream) - Cheap Trick
Gonna Raise PANTS (Hell) - Cheap Trick
Way Of The PANTS (World) - Cheap Trick
PANTS On The Wall (Writing) - Cheap Trick
Need Your PANTS (Love) - Cheap Trick
PANTS Strike Ten (Clock) - Cheap Trick
If You Want my PANTS (Love) - Cheap Trick
The Magical Mystery PANTS (Tour) - The Beatles
That Was PANTS (Yesterday) - Foreigner
Jukebox PANTS (Hero) - Foreigner
Cold As PANTS (Ice) - Foreigner
Waiting For A Girl Like PANTS (You) - Foreigner
Long, Long Way From PANTS (Home) - Foreigner

And Finally...

"It is better to keep your PANTS shut and let others think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

With apologies to Mark Twain.

Umm...hmmm...