seeing as we have only a bath, i have to say, neither. I like to stink.

I feel ill... i'm dying... how can i get out of school tomorrow?

die is always a good one. but i reckon just stay sick and go euuuugggghhhhh

penis size? lol, [jk]

biggest fear?

Heights and full ashtrays. I think cigarette ash is disgusting...*shudder*

Anyone know a fast cure for a nightmare family? :x :evil:

Poison in their tea :twisted:

Q: sainsburys or aldi (show your class now)

A: Sainsburys - I live in Whitton, Twickenham now :lol:

Q: What turns sweet little sons into belligerent so and so's?

The same syndrome that does the same to daughters http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/smiley-faces-42.gif





Why do we have to work for idiots ?????

As a manager I object to that comment.

Q. What is your ideal sunday?

Get up, wander round for a bit with a cup of coffee, read the Sunday papers, get someone else to cook the dinner, or better still, get taken out for dinner, afternoon nap, watch TV, have a bath and go to bed. Not that I ever get what I want on any day of the week, so why should Sunday be any different! Ah well, I can always dream!

Q: Do you like Jellied Eels?

Should I?

(A first I feel. How clever of me. . .)

Chris wrote:


WHO mentioned MANAGERS 8O 8O I said - IDIOTS BUT if the cap fits :wink: :wink:

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Fell for that one Chris! Well done Fallen Angel 1000!

No not really


What song should I learn next on my guitar?

Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd. It has a seven minute guitar solo.

I am planning to kill Airhead. Which of the following items shall I use?

1) whipped cream and smarties

2)A meat cleaver shaped balloon to the neck






(just joking eds I love you really.)

1) whipped cream and smarties

That is just the worse way to kill someone.....lol

Whats the best film to cry at....??

The Green Mile. :cry: :cry:


Does anyone here know of a good way for a 16-year-old to get out of going to the birthday party of a 60-year-old terminal bore without faking illness?

Claim sanctuary at the nearest church/gay friend's house.,

Vaseline or Sand?

Vaselines more fun :twisted:

How do I live without you? (I want to know...)

I would say, you couldn't live without me, but that would be lie. You live your life exactly as you're living it now, just I won't be there.

Why do little cuts hurt more than big cuts?

Because big cuts sever the nerves, reducing the pain for a short while, wheras papercuts are the ultimate little ouchie because of all the crap they shove into the paper to make it a certain colour.
Or something like that. :mrgreen:

Anyone know of any good freaky websites? I have a stinking cold and can't go outside.

oh mwahahahaaaa! I have sent you a cold through the phone to you so there, and no, i have no websites!


Okay girls, lets see... a box of chocolates covered in cream and a big bottle of chapagne or a man?

choc: good points: yummy and satisfying.

Man: Good points: erm... money?

A good man. Im on a diet and champagne gives me a monster hangover.

Talking about men, which of the following would you rather 'meet' , ladies (and Rob)

1) Jon Bon Jovi
2)Tom Cruise

Neither of them. I would prefer this guy:
http://hockeyphreak.de/bilder/eishoc...idenberg31.jpg
Yummy! Drooling over the floor...

Q: whar shall I do when it rains on my holidays?

*Drool*

Hubba hubba

A: Stay in the caravan and watch Fight Club (plenty muscles in there).

Q: Is it good to be depressed 8O

Yes.
American chocolate or British chocolate?