last time I wore a t shirt size m was when I was 12.

a few years after creating MLUKFC then huh.

:twisted: This needs a slight change :bleh:



That's more like it :up:

Neil's funny

whats going on at the hospital? why no news?

my will power is weak, my addiction to pizza is strong

facebook sucks

Why is my dad such a kill joy :( ?!?

neutered dogs still wanna hump

Hopes everthing going to be ok!!!

How dumb can people be?! Argh! :twisted:

I'm being taken out by my mates today as a birthday treat - I have no idea where I'm going, just that I have to dress casually and wear flat shoes. Is it wrong to be slightly terrified? Lol....

Just a bit ;)

if it looks like a padded cell, let them go in first...in fact anywhere they take you, let them go in first!

Knobby change your bloody avatar, thought it was RJ in pm for a min!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when i find myself in times of trouble, alcohol, it comes to me
speaking words of wisdom.. please drink me.
and in my hour of darkness, it is sitting right in front of me
speaking words of wisdom, please drink me

Oh god....*facepalm*

everyone a critic these days

not me......I'm just a drinker

im dropping like a suicidal planet in the sun

i should smoke a pipe lol

Is it bedtime yet?

never! YOU CAN NEVER SLEEP!

Just looked at the twitter video again, god we were lucky ~~~~~~s lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bwmds...os=QZ5DyAfAS58

Wish I had that fortune to meet the man. Hes my bloody idol.

I had such a great time yesterday, they took me to the seaside for the day.... We ate, walked for a bit, had a cup of tea and a cake, walked a bit more, ate something else, walked a bit, they made me have a donkey ride (!!!!!!! except it was a horse and the saddle was slipping off to one side so I spent the whole ride desperately clinging on for dear life, lol....) we walked a bit more, had a drink, walked some more, went on the enormous wobbly slide and the ghost train at the funfair, walked some more, ate some chips, and finally went home, only getting lost twice on the way, and no I wasn't driving!!!

We decided from looking at all of the little old ladies around the seaside that we should buy matching kagouls, (it was a typically British day at the seaside - moments of brilliant sunshine interspersed with moments of it absolutely peeing down with rain!!!) but we couldn't find three the same, so we bought matching plastic rain bonnets instead, and walked around in them all day... What we found slightly worrying was that nobody batted an eyelid....

Pictures will be appearing on Facebook later....

why have i this avatar???

and wtf