steady on

havent even looked up todays football results yet

another day, another night alone... whats it gonna take???

:panic:

been away far too long, good to be back, how in the hell will I ever catch up:lol: i've popped in every day and lurked in the background.....

Yeah Dotties back :cheer:

Make that three. :shock:

Welcome back, Dottie!

And on a brighter note ... Top Gear's back on Sunday :))

As if I forgot to tell you about Top Gear being back, sorry! I say that like we don't have anything else to look forward to :p

ok, one (of the non uk people) has to ask it: what is back?

Top Gear? You not seen it?

Yippeeeeee :cheer::cheers::yay::saint:

yes, no

Top Gear is the most entertaining programme on British TV, whether you like cars or not.

It's a motoring programme over here...they do cover some serious points about which cars to buy and which to not, but the vast majority of teh show is the three presenters arsing about in hideously priced sports cars and they do challenges in them etc..in my opinion one of the best and funniest programmes on tv :up:

Les Holroyd looks a bit like the evil twin of Jim Steinman

appearantly every audience of a live dvd shot has been sedated before the show.

No it's not :-P

Don't you like it?! Ohh I love it, could watch it all day! I love little Richard! And I'd vote Clarkson for Prime Minister!

The only thing I like is the fact that the one who had the accident looks like the new dr who lol

Does he??????????????????????

Nooo Richard Hammond's wonderful, you can't compare him to some phonebox man!

Well to me he does lol, but then again Martha sounds just like Rose if I don;t look as well lol.

That is not just some phone box man :evil: He is the last timelord :cool:

He's a guy in a phonebox...that's called being homeless in some places you know! :lol:

James Nesbit might have something to say about that lol

lmao!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO :( I Just googled James Nesbitt to see wtf he had to do with Dr Who.

Now I know how you feel Michael :mad::(:evil::twisted::shock:

now i'm gonna have to go and see what jimmy nesbit has to do with dr who

Heavily rumoured to have already agreed to be the next Dr Who

LMAO not a nice feeling is it

No :( I don't ever want to watch it again now (we need a stamping feet in a tantrum smiley lol)

where the hell did those infractions come from???????????????????

I didn't want mine so sent them your way

Eww how do I see if I have any lol

got the new album.... its fan~~~~ingtastic (all one word)

like a ship in the night, you passed along the highways of my life

taken a notion for a dominos pizza now

RJ is suicidal

First exam for 18 years tomorrow :panic:

One would think at your age you already would have passed that one???

It's not the one you're thinking of :p

Who - me?

Thinking??? You've got the wrong person...

In any event...lots of luck!!!

have you packed your pencils, pens, protractors and calculator??? btw good luck
ps.. if its a medical.... GOOD LUCK!!!!

I am? :shock:

thought:
why are flights all of a sudden half the price they were two months ago?

Thank you ... and no it's not a medical, although at times the course has made me feel like I've had a lobotomy

that's that sorted: new plan - sunday instead of friday

Friday????? When was that plan?

nah, was talking about this week

OMG that was the funniest thing I have EVER read lol. A tenner for anyone who can guess what post it was :lmao:

How's about you just tell me and give me a fiver?

either michaels to renardo.. or one of mine
no one else is funny tonight lol

It just may have been someone else lol

Benny's post Deb???????

wise up

it was the max and paddy pig fart thing.. wasnt it

No I only just saw Bennys post lol. Jump on doodaa and i'll tell you lol

never did get that pizza

Just think of the calories you saved ;)

You're all gonna get some peace today as I'm out of here for a few days. Me and Heather are off to practice our drinking and shopping skills :lol:

Few days???? Nice one lol

Yep :cool: I'll see if I can get you something nice lol. Nice new dress do? :twisted:

I think I can bet which post it was!

GSXR750 please lol

I'm sure you can :-P But i'm not giving you a tenner ;) lol.

do I need to google that lol

I really do have to get off of here, if Heather see's me she's gonna kill me lol

still dont know which post youre talking about :sherlock:

Now Michael, look what you did to the last one...:roll:

Besides, you need two arms to ride them :lmao:

I WANT ANOTHER ONE...........I'll try not to break it lol

i should do some shopping before the stores close

its the weekend!!!!

what a lovely weather!

2 missed calls from the dealer i walked away from....over 2 weeks ago. interesting

Whohoooo!! Great day!!!
Lot of success at work, my best friend arrived earlier than expected, everything´s fantastic!!
Off for a fab evening/night! :mrgreen:

Todays thoughts


~~~~ that was hard, not even sure I got my name right!
~~~~! That wasn't the news I was expecting to hear when I got home
Thank ~~~~ ... the postman's been this week.

i wonder what jolene wants??

To steal Dolly Parton's man, I thought??

lol good answer

i wonder who RJ's date is? :bunny:

last night was bad..... very bad.....

:??::??::??::??::??::??::??::??::??::??::??::??::??:

went out drinking on an empty stomach, veeeeeeeeeery bad

not so good then.... you were a mess

a complete mess...

I ~~~~ing told them this was a bad idea!! :bicker:

what's a bad idea??

what would you call a blind deer???

"i've no eye deer"

What would you call a blind deer with no legs?

"Still no eye deer..."

what would you call a lonely blind deer with no legs?

"Still no f****** eye deer"

thats that sorted

what do you call a deer thats lost an eye??

i've a good eye deer

Not even funny

still havent figured out how to do a... haven't the foggiest eye deer

deer with cataracts?

lol.... fantastic!!!!!!!

now for a trip to the chipper

this is the worst movie ive seen in ages

should have invested more than 2€ for the wine...