No, I just don't quite understand British English in addition to my other handicaps...

Has everyone met Miss Pot?

In a monkey suit no doubt...

:lmao:

I've just taken my first bare-foot steps around my room since Spider-Gate...I feel some some kind of heroic God! :p

You are indeed Lucy The Spider Slayer!

I really am (just don't make me do it again :( )

someone mention drugs???

whens my ban come into force??

ryanaire is doing 1p flights till midnight... tempting

Its like finding a needle in a haystack as well lol

its like running through deep water, tryin to look into your eyes

almost Alias time

It´s Ali-as time now.... like Gottschalk would say. Not A-lias.... lol :wall:


:zzz:
Nitey nite!!!

must get a new phone... one that holds lots of messages... cause i have no idea what i sent last night

Thats an oxymoron isn't it?!!!

do you want me to send the text back to you? cause I don´t think it would be good to post it here.... :?:p

r u being serious?? was it funny?? if it was funny i want to know so yeah send it please

you didnt send me a text message...poor

dont have your no.

the important thing is yesterday was very very funny, no idea why... but it was very very funny

of course you have my number.
you texted me once in the middle of the night, back then when i didnt have internet

did i???

meanwhile... looking good for a glasgow trip for 4p

haha, going to glasgow for 2p

what do you wanna go to glasgow for? rather come to cologne!!

too late.. midnight has passed

my mate is rumoured to have got us 2p ea to stansted on 6th nov

and neither of us know if we can get the time off yet

your "mate"?

oh yeah.. your not from northern ireland

i know what mate means ffs! lol
was rather asking if it was a person i knew?

hell no

Did you mean to say Miss Sex Pot?

Sorry, I lost a track of this conversation - had to go home...

not enough furry green mould for a student's sink... mind you, he hasn't been there that long...

in variation of one of Jonty's standard statements:
This is my last day

This morning I got up, came into college and spot welded, yes, spot welded a metal frame together! I spot weld! In flat shoes! I'm like a whole new woman! :p

Where's Lucy? What've you done with her?

Revenge of the spiders, perhaps? They've cobbled together a Lucy model and are operating her by remote control..?

They do have that level of power as far as I'm concerned :shock:

But not, it's me, here in my flat shoes...I am an artist darling! :))

Artist? Welder? Warrior Spider Slayer? Make your mind up :lmao:

I hope your ears were burning last night, I was using you as a shining example of how to use art to motivate a 15 year old... :mrgreen:

time to catch some food

Tell them that art can be sold for money :up:

No one ever made any of the other superheros choose just one profession...

Superman / Clark Kent ... reporter

Spiderman / Peter Parker ... press photographer

Batman / Bruce Wayne ... Millionaire philanthropist

AndyK / Andy King ... damn! Just blown my own cover ;-)

You didn't put your profession :))

Can I have the remote control :lmao:

No, I dread to think where I'd end up! :shock:

MLUKFC admin.... really fits in that kind of line!!

Spoilsport :lmao:

It's a secret, hence my worry that my cover was blown :p

Sorry Deb, you'd have to ask the spiders.... :shock:

100 points to the one who finds out what i changed about my profile

Would anybody believe that I am so bored I actually went and looked at his profile???

But since I didn't look at it before - I have no idea what changed...

Yes I would believe that lol.

Then you must have done the same thing...:lmao:

No lol, but I just beleive you are that bored :lol: Unlike some think, I really don;t have much time on my hands ;) If only lol

OMG :panic: i just cleared a corner of my living room and found RJ's head!!!

Is that what's different about his profile, Emma? :lmao:

Claire, did you see my post about my dream/nightmare?

It gave me a shock i've already found where the rat has made a nest!! I'm definately going to B&Q to get a trap!!

I thought you was gonna say you found the rat :shock:

You really should hide the evidence better than that!

No i think i'll leave that corner til i have some moral support other than a jumpy Marvin!!

Yep no need to call in Grissom for this one!!

Should be on my way to London now! :(

Ummm...they have like a bezillion children at a time...

It doesn't look pregnant as it dashes across the kitchen with cat biscuits in its mouth!!

Do you want it to ask you for a pickle??? :shock: :lmao:

Or some ice cream to go with the biscuits!!

:twisted:

Emma....jokes aside...if you found the nest...it's a bad news...they are not nesting animals unless they are ready to have a family so to speak...

I think theres more than one anyway!! Maybe Marvin is really good at catching stuff he just doesn't know what to do with them afterwards!!

I think Marvin isn't even a cat...because he gives all cats BAD name...why bother having them???

That again proves my point that Marvin isn't really a cat, but, in fact, a tiny Martian who is planning taking over the Earth...

This is giving me the heebygeebys (sp) lol

Yes, it's hard to stomach that your friend's cat is an alien...:lmao:

OK...I just realized what is missing...it's RJ...

I accuse Emma in the flat with the candlestick!

Did she eat him?

Cooked him over the candlestick and ate him???

Ok its a fair cop i confess!!

Surely it was Emma in the flat with the rat?

Thank you Dr Suess :lmao:

Could you PLEASE keep the noise down, I'm trying to sleep!!!!!!

http://media.mlxxfc.net/mmmmmmm.jpg

As was the rat right next to the sofa!!

If I were doing my Dr Seuss impression, it would have been Samcat in the flat with the rat!!

PMSL!!

And nobody noticed that Michael slowly went insane, and, in fact, now fancies himself to be a Marvin...:shock:

Shhh.... don't tell him, the men in white coats are on the way, we're trying to keep him calm until they get there...

And presumably Marvin would be the cat in the hat?

Absolutely not, Iwon't let them control me! :panic:

No, Marvin is going to chase the rat...

Michael is going to wear a hat (straight jacket) and live in a flat...

(with padded walls)

I sense a new thread coming... :lmao:

That's right Lucy, you tell them spiders...

Have you been watching Harry Potter by any chance?

That's another thing I won't let control me - Harry Bloody Potter! Not read a single book or seen any of the films

where's Renardo?

hates rats... (is probably scared of rats)

We should have a new thread where we all talk like Dr. Seuss...

Me neither but i thought i was the only one!!!

Absolutely not, I can't stand it....I perhaps could have started on the books but I was put off by how Harry looks, he looks like such a little :shit: that I just can't tolerate it. Went into WH Smiths last week to buy a book to read on the train and they had the Harry Potter books on sale, I looked at them for a few minutes but just couldn't do it so I bought something else!

Well done dont give in now!!