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No, I just don't quite understand British English in addition to my other handicaps...
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In a monkey suit no doubt...
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I've just taken my first bare-foot steps around my room since Spider-Gate...I feel some some kind of heroic God! :p |
You are indeed Lucy The Spider Slayer!
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I really am (just don't make me do it again :( )
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someone mention drugs???
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whens my ban come into force??
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ryanaire is doing 1p flights till midnight... tempting
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Its like finding a needle in a haystack as well lol
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its like running through deep water, tryin to look into your eyes
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almost Alias time
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Itīs Ali-as time now.... like Gottschalk would say. Not A-lias.... lol :wall:
:zzz: Nitey nite!!! |
must get a new phone... one that holds lots of messages... cause i have no idea what i sent last night
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r u being serious?? was it funny?? if it was funny i want to know so yeah send it please
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you didnt send me a text message...poor
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dont have your no.
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the important thing is yesterday was very very funny, no idea why... but it was very very funny
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of course you have my number.
you texted me once in the middle of the night, back then when i didnt have internet |
did i???
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meanwhile... looking good for a glasgow trip for 4p
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haha, going to glasgow for 2p
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what do you wanna go to glasgow for? rather come to cologne!!
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too late.. midnight has passed
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my mate is rumoured to have got us 2p ea to stansted on 6th nov
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and neither of us know if we can get the time off yet
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your "mate"?
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oh yeah.. your not from northern ireland
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i know what mate means ffs! lol
was rather asking if it was a person i knew? |
hell no
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Sorry, I lost a track of this conversation - had to go home... |
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in variation of one of Jonty's standard statements:
This is my last day |
This morning I got up, came into college and spot welded, yes, spot welded a metal frame together! I spot weld! In flat shoes! I'm like a whole new woman! :p
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They do have that level of power as far as I'm concerned :shock:
But not, it's me, here in my flat shoes...I am an artist darling! :)) |
Artist? Welder? Warrior Spider Slayer? Make your mind up :lmao:
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time to catch some food
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Superman / Clark Kent ... reporter
Spiderman / Peter Parker ... press photographer Batman / Bruce Wayne ... Millionaire philanthropist AndyK / Andy King ... damn! Just blown my own cover ;-) |
You didn't put your profession :))
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No, I dread to think where I'd end up! :shock:
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Spoilsport :lmao: |
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100 points to the one who finds out what i changed about my profile
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Would anybody believe that I am so bored I actually went and looked at his profile???
But since I didn't look at it before - I have no idea what changed... |
Yes I would believe that lol.
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No lol, but I just beleive you are that bored :lol: Unlike some think, I really don;t have much time on my hands ;) If only lol
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OMG :panic: i just cleared a corner of my living room and found RJ's head!!!
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Is that what's different about his profile, Emma? :lmao:
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It gave me a shock i've already found where the rat has made a nest!! I'm definately going to B&Q to get a trap!!
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Should be on my way to London now! :(
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It doesn't look pregnant as it dashes across the kitchen with cat biscuits in its mouth!!
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Or some ice cream to go with the biscuits!!
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I think theres more than one anyway!! Maybe Marvin is really good at catching stuff he just doesn't know what to do with them afterwards!!
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That again proves my point that Marvin isn't really a cat, but, in fact, a tiny Martian who is planning taking over the Earth... |
This is giving me the heebygeebys (sp) lol
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OK...I just realized what is missing...it's RJ...
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Cooked him over the candlestick and ate him??? |
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As was the rat right next to the sofa!!
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PMSL!!
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And nobody noticed that Michael slowly went insane, and, in fact, now fancies himself to be a Marvin...:shock:
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Shhh.... don't tell him, the men in white coats are on the way, we're trying to keep him calm until they get there...
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Michael is going to wear a hat (straight jacket) and live in a flat... (with padded walls) |
I sense a new thread coming... :lmao:
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Have you been watching Harry Potter by any chance? |
That's another thing I won't let control me - Harry Bloody Potter! Not read a single book or seen any of the films
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hates rats... (is probably scared of rats)
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We should have a new thread where we all talk like Dr. Seuss...
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Absolutely not, I can't stand it....I perhaps could have started on the books but I was put off by how Harry looks, he looks like such a little :shit: that I just can't tolerate it. Went into WH Smiths last week to buy a book to read on the train and they had the Harry Potter books on sale, I looked at them for a few minutes but just couldn't do it so I bought something else!
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Well done dont give in now!!
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