would you listen now if god could talk?

btw im a bit dangerous when driving... no offence meant

slightly panicking about tomorrow

why?? your very confident... you'll be great...

~~~~, I knew there was something!!!
why do these stupid a*&h0l3s organise the big funfair in Bremen when Meat´s there?!
Can somebody bloody tell me where the people should park?!
Only one huge parking area in Bremen, which is right in front of the venue, which is where these ~~~~ers let the funfair take place!!! DAMMIT!

what colour should i dye my hair next???

What's in Texas??? :shock:

nah, im not
Im shy, but i dont show it...

Yes you do :-)

Did anybody besides me noticed how calmly Emma is tracking a progress of rat/rats in her apartment???

I had one of those dum dum squirrels trying to cause me an accident on the way home.

I am not asking Jonty how when and where he hurt himself cause he won't answer anyway...

Not just shy...but also delusional...:lmao:

i'd probably crap myself first :oops:

:lmao::lmao:

Funfair then Meat concert :yay:

punched myself in the nuts... wasnt answering anyone for quite a while

My initial reaction was to burst out laughing...

My secondary reaction was disbelief...I think this is the first time I've heard of anybody punching themselves, never mind nuts...

Very happy you've replied though...hope your nuts are still in one...well, make it two...pieces...

Oh yes indeed :?

well yes 2 pieces... dunno if they still work mind....it was an accident though.. a painfully sore accident

my initial reaction was.. i got away with it... but that only lasted 10 or 15 seconds

Random thought:

http://media.mlxxfc.net/kITTYsCARED.jpg

If it was me it would sounds something like that:

RAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!

I can't imagine you doing that on purpose...

Yeah...that's how long it takes for shock to wear off...:(

Random video

YouTube Video

If it was me i'd of pooped myself and ran away

Hard to run poopped...:lmao:

Ah its not a big rat and i'd rather deal with a live one than an injured one or the worse kind of rat, the half a rat!! I'll pm anyone who wants to know where i found one of those once but i cant put it here!!!

wide awake

Still wide awake

Hopefully you're now fast asleep lol

And no thanks Emma, I don't want to know where you found one :devil:

This time last week, I thought that by this time this week I'd have had no sleep.

This time last week I thought by this time this week, i'd have a hangover from to much champagne :lol: and have had no sleep listening to Michelle all night long :lmao:

Well at least the insurance settled without a haggle at full value....................................

Now, which one shall I have next???????

A car!!

CHSIB Emma ;)

Too many wheels for my liking lol

Ok then a dumb driver proof one!!

A faster one that has an even more lurid paint job with a really loud exhaust :))

They dont do a brighter colour than day-glo yellow otherwise it would blind the other road users!!

I meant more lurid as in "glaringly vivid and graphic" ... the only way the dumb asses who can't be arsed to look are going to notice him.

~~~~~~~s :bicker:

survived the first day....quite good even....really good

Well done RJ :-) The shout box missed you ;)

that's another £300 spent on stuff for the show. I'll need an articulated lorry to cart the kit about at this rate.

Let me know if you want it painting :))

I was finally brave enough to do the rats nest corner!! No babies Zina but all wrapped up in the middle of it was a half eaten toffee!! Now i just have to work out who leaves toffees lying around the flat.....

i've no thoughts.. just hunger

you really expect me to visit your flat after you posted THAT????



(just kidding btw)

Just make sure you take enough toffees for the rat :lmao:

Hopefully the rat will be gone very soon!!

thats no way to talk about michael :lol:

(only messing)

:barf:

Sorry, Em...this is not towards you...I just imagined that wrapped up toffee...:barf:

In poundland they have a reusable rat trap, I nearly gt it for you today but couldn't manage to pick it up to buy it :shock: so you need to go find poundland before poor RJ gets there lol

My kinda guy!!!!!!!!!!

If it's a mint one I'll be angry, they're my favourites!!!!!!!!

Don't tell me you gonna take away that toffee from the rat and eat it if it's mint???

:barf:

I'll cut out the teeth marks first!!!!!!

Looks like I get to use my printer again before it goes to Emma's, got to install it again as I need to print off directions to my new motorbike!!!!!!!!

I can print them off and you can pick them up on your way past!!

What you gone for this time?

TELL ALL!!!

How did my 12000th post pass me by?

How did you miss that big one!! Quick, start deleting posts like Jonty does!!

Happy belated!!!

lol, not sure I can be bothered, I'll celebate a random number within the next 970 posts lol

yeah, dont do that! You dont want the rat to starve!

The keyword is share! :p

i wonder if carl was successful...

celebate for the next 970 posts??? :shock:

Poor...

Nah, I'm just going to pick one of them at random.

More like how the ~~~~ did you get to that many posts :lmao:

:lmao:

I am still at work, you know...spontaneous outbursts of laughter are frowned upon...

I have an understanding boss who works at a different office to mine :))

It appears to me that Deb got a post count envy...:lmao:

Should people with small post counts drive bigger cars to compensate? :lmao:

your coworkers should be used to it by now, shouldnt they? :p

You really think ANYBODY can get used to me? Really?

Feck

Exactly the same (same bike same colour) just a year newer (03) and half the mileage (7800).

and in less bits?

Bad back :(

WOW...congratulations!!!

Good luck with this one!!!

******

1 congrats on the bike...
2 unlucky lucy... NO ONE understands back pain unless they have suffered it themselves
3 if i died.. all im remembered for on this site is deleting a couple of posts
4 got a week of sat nov 3rd to sun nov 11th.. what should i do??
5 no one here gets my humour

We would definately remember you for more than that!!! How about keeping us in suspence on whether youre coming over or not the week that coincides with your holiday!!

So did plan A or B work?

nah, i do (most of the time)

but it seemed like such a good idea at the time, such a very very good idea at the time.. a totally different plan.. had to do some acting

lol, the new flight to london wont be half as much as the cancelled one

doesnt make it any less awful.. i really really hate flying

flight back is 0,01€ lol

oh ~~~~ off lol

ive been swearing a shit load more since sunday.. no idea why

If you pay for my flight i'll come over and fly back with you i love flying!!

~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~ ~~~~ ~~~.

Im surprised!
thought you had vertigo

if i pay for my flight i'll be impressed.. its a whole new concept for me.. paying for something i dont enjoy hahahahahaha

only messin

I do anything higher than about 6ft but 30000ft doesn't bother me!!

you might want to rephrase that... lmao

how do you change a lightbulb then?

have you any nappy pins and nappys??

giggity giggity