textin me a 3.35am lmao... i was impressed... you almost got a 5am reply but i couldn't find the phone

you dont text me at 3.35....poor
in fact, you dont text me at all lately.......:cry: mean


I think I'll have a drink

oopss :oops:

:lol: glad someone got it :))

That typo's surely got to be worth a prize?! :lol:

It's certainly candidate for post of the year isn't it?

It's also one to dig up whenever I say something stupid :up:

what typo??

I've bookmarked it already for frequent use then :lmao:

:shock:

Ok, playing snooker tonight probably wasn't one of my best ideas

Probably not, but you'll have had a really good excuse for not being very good :up:

Still won 5 2 lol

Which I assume is good?! I know nothing about snooker, I just put the balls in rainbow colour order and hope I get points for a pretty table

And that dear reader is why women shouldn't be allowed to play snooker :lmao:

My thought ... must be getting closer to Christmas, all the compilation albums are being advertised.

It must be getting closer to Christmas because I'm certain I saw someone with decorations up today!

Speaking of decorations...I nearly got into an accident today...

Saw today's somebody's yard decorated for Halloween and forgot where I am...it was STUNNING in a full sense of the word...not a good sense I must add...

I wish people would really get into Halloween here....the shops are full of costumes and decorations but you don't see houses and gardens decorated the way they do in the States (or at least how they do it on tv lol)

And that's a good thing ... for here at least anyway.

Just ordered the 3 Bats DVD :cheer:
Soooo excited!!

You think so?! I think it'd be lovely if everyone really got into the spirit of it rather than dirty kids begging for money :?

I still want to go to the Newcastle show in a Halloween costume! :))

YEah I do think so, it's blatant commercialism gone mad.

I thought you'd gone off that idea? You'd not mentioned for most of the week :p

I really want to! It'd be fun! We can go as Columbia and Riff Raff! :)) :lmao:

For the hundredth time, I am NOT going as Columbia :p

amen to that!! its what ive been saying for years, especially over here, where its not even any kind of tradition, only money making


:pics:

See! The people want Halloween at Newcastle! :p

No offence, but RJ is hardly "the people"!

..maybe he's speaking for the people! Like a Mayor

did i get that wrong or did you just compare me to a mayor of the meat loaf fan community? :wtf:

I never said which community! I was very careful about that! :lol:

Don't Mayor's have to be elected to speak for the people?

I...but..we...I wanna wear a costume! lol

My guess is you'd be the only one ...

Fine...but if Meat walks on stage dressed as a pumpkin I'm going to be very disappointed I didn't join in :(

If Meat walks on stage dressed as a pumpkin I'm going to be very disappointed.

why is jonty always trying to persuade me cut my hair?

sod that... a mod use of "no offence" i can die happy now

So have I fulfilled your lifetime ambition?

well no, but if it makes you happy.. then yes

guess where ill be this time in a week :))

"No offence but..." makes me laugh so much, it's one of the biggest wastes of time, why not be honest and say "I'm about to offend you whether you like it or not..."!

How come i'm off work for 2 days and i sit here waiting for posts and then one day back at work and i come home to 204 posts!!!

or make proper use of no offence.. and say what the hell you like, no offence

I've got no offence at the moment, the gits who stole my bike dismantled it!

smart arse lol

I didn't even get it!

as nobody reacted ill just repeat it:
guess where Ill be this time in exactly one week :))

with nora?

On your way home to ruin the surprise of the set list for the rest of us?! ;)

tut tut, meat is all about improv, and you reckon he's not gonna change the set list between shows... yep, you know the score lol

nah, ill send text messages right after the show :))

What about during? You could provide a live commentary!

how about you call me on my mobile and I'll lay the phone next to a speaker? :p

*checks mobile phone contract to see if international calls are included in the free calls bundle*

has put the word out for some tix for a certain nov concert

Wot word?? Wot concert?????

a nov 3rd concert

no word on a Nov 6th concert then?

still optimistic.. id give it much much better than evens odds

never stopped me, like i said. turned up 2 weeks for a 12 week course

now thats an attitude! :cool:

(I only hope that you dont have too much of an influence on me there :bleh:)

Now this could be a real can of worms, why exactly did I take this job?

If you like to go fishing, i can imagine why you took it; otherwise....:?:??:

It seemed like a good idea at the time! Right now, I'm not so sure ...

dammit my knee hurts like hell.

blue tac doesn't taste very nice

pavement doesnt taste very nice either lol

its fantastic to catch up with people you haven't seen for years :D:D:D:D:D:D

and where does he get all those wonderful toys???

wonders did carl learn from last week... (not to go drinking on an empty stomach)

nah, i'm not convinced i've learnt yet lol

notes i still havent learnt.... sore head

wonders i learned last night too

and why the feck did i smoke last night?

and why did i.... actually better not post that

After three days Pocoyo becomes slightly boring lol

feels as rough as a badgers arse

what a crackin day

yes.. why did you?? :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

hahahahahaha

or... WHAT did you smoke last night?

sore head

smoked quite a few things... but i know now lizzys clothes dont fit me... shouldnt have gave her my shirt really

You lasted three days? I'm impressed...

Try Pingu for a change, it's hilarious...

I am glad you know the difference and can make an educated choice if necessary...:lmao:

Why after the 4th time brushing my teeth can i still taste cigarette... amonst others

its an engineering term for surface finish zina ;)

tried mouthwash???

who made me designated driver??? :evil:

shouldv'e remembered the car with the towbar isn't here before filling the trailer.. ah well, too late now.

you volunteer?

what beer? not yet

hahahahahahahaha

should get some stuff done

that was lol a min ago

go to work pissed or not?

not, obviously

ok ill get pissed in work

still not over that fetish i see lol

she stole my shirt so its not my fault

just had a brilliant new idea... back in a bit

AND WHAT FETISH?!