Can't you just rent them?

BOOOOOOOOOORED

Can I bring myself to drink the coffee my husband just made me in *that* particular cup? :|

Sunday night tv is pants!

I need to stop scoffing gingernuts.

Pud :twisted:

morning sickness, Pud?

can I be bothered to get up and make a cuppa?

Argh...5 minutes...argh...

Work tommorrow. Starting to feel depressed.
Why can't i win the bloody lottery?????????????????????????

Guys think that women come in two types...

High maintanance and low maintanance...

That's just not true...

Yes, there are two types of women...but they are...

High maintanance and those who KNOW they are high maintanance

Most definitely, absolutely, beyond a doubt a little Loafer. The concert had a great effect: little sod rocked out to BOOH during the ultrasound. The coolest thing I've ever seen.

Monday morning ... is it Friday yet?

Nah...4 more days chuck....or 5 if you included today....but on Thursday, Friday will be "tomorrow" so it could be 3....hmm

Is it Friday yet?

Echo in the room...

I can hear the hellish hullish accent of my ex outside!!

*turns out lights, hides under bed*

What's wrong with my kisses??? :(

I need to find a new job

I think there was too much onion in my salad....

You can never have too much onion, especially of the pickled variety ...

Noiw i want pickled onions.

or maybe a pickled egg.

And now I am hungry...thank you so very much everybody!!! I still have over an hour to go till lunch...

I've just swatted a fly with the first thing i had to hand.

I'm not going to be able to eat the rest of this bourbon biscuit now am i?

You must have a fabulous aim, Chris...

The fly landed on the coffee table, i got it with my hand forgetting i was clutching biccie!!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

And right before my lunch!!!