How big is the chance to get one of 4 uni places, when the whole country can apply for?

Ouch...but knowing you you'll well...good luck!!!

Hey...when I applied there were 128 people for one space...with 15 spaces available...and I made it...if I made it..............................

???

Why is there a bottle of ketchup on my computer?

Just lost work on computer i've been doing for the last hour through no fault of my own and i can't get it back cos it was a story and it was all in my head and now i'm gonna have to try to remember it all again!!!!!!!!!!!!!:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Why is there a computer in your kitchen cupboard?

I'm trying to figure out why the chavs across the road are playing trumpets.

After 45 minutes i remembered i left the radio on a jazz show in the other room!

Who moved the kitchen to my bedroom?????

What is this white elephant in the middle of the living room?

how big is your living room?

Well, it fitted the darn elephant, didn't it?

how big is your shovel?

I am a woman...what's a shovel??? :shock:

dustpan and brush then?

Designer clothes? Jewlery?

clean up the elephant poo with whatever you feel comfortable with lol

He didn't poo...he is porcelain...did I not mention THAT? :shock:

how big are your doors?

Ummm...which ones???

or your mantlepiece even?

Which piece???

Speak English, man...

you've got more than one piece?

Alright, I was just fooling with you...but since I am at work and have to go home soon...why don't we make it quick...we're hijacking this thread...

true zina you two are

We're back at that...of course, I got more than one piece...duh...I am a WOMAN...