...only a couple???

...how bout lots more than that

...what J sed...

OK folks..... happy hours over... time to start virtually paying for them all again ;)

<------------------- Let's celebrate it! :))


Patricia
... mega loafer! 8)

he he he, you kick my ass and I'll make you regret it. :lol:
But... I wasn't banned. 8)
And hey... a Guppie is a fishy, always thirsty... checking out where the nearest bar is, he he...


But I like the Bar-thingy Flying Mouse started. Way to go, Moussie 8)
he he... getting drunk in cyberspace and all you have to do to get into that state is go online. 8)

:twisted: Hey folks, you'll be happy to hear our virtual entertainments licence has come through :D

I've booked a band for tonight :mrgreen:

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And I can't be there :(
I go to a hockey game tonight- that means big guys fighting on the ice and the crowd getting drunk. I can see no difference to this board, do you?! :twisted:

HAve fun tonight

Yvonne

Flying Mouse

What time do they take the stage - I'll bring my mates


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Does this fine establishment do pub lunches???

just as soon as we've hired a virtual cook, you can virtually have lunch, 'till then try some of the real ales, one or two of them are fairly chewy :D

AndyK

Heard you had a function room. Could I book it for my 40th Birthday please

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:twisted: Well we needed a couple of barmaids to help out round here, so Carol has volenteered herself and Terri :lol: .
Unfortunatly, i'm taking one of the barmaids out tonight :wink: , so Andy and Terri, you'll have to hold the fort :wink: .

Still need a glass collector.Any volenteers????? :mrgreen:

:twisted: We do have a function room, but please book early as we do hold a lot of functions here :wink:

OK, can i have apint of Bishops Finger please??

Failing that Spitfire is rather nice!!

Bishops Finger, Spitfire, Scruttocks Old Dirigible... you name your poison and this place stocks it.

Typical innit, Mousie books a band and then clears off with one of the bar staff for the evening? We're still interviewing (and accepting bribes) for positions here!

Andy

there you go chris, enjoy your spitfire. :wink:

Bloody Mary, please. :))

don't drink but will sit quietly in the corner, wait for the entertainment and watch everyone else getting drunk.
Can always drive you all home later

Can I have a coke?

*Gets onstage and performs a heart wrenching acoustic set, including such favourites as "My Baby Don't Wanna Hold My Hand No More" and "Come Back Before I Kill Somebody". Receives rapturous applause.*

I'll be your virtual glass collecter! As long as i'm frequently topped up i'm ok!

I'll volenteer but I want to be paid by the hour and I don't do after 11!! Oh and can i have the night off tonight it's just that i sneezed earlier and I don't want it gettin worse!! :twisted:

Hi

Can I have a BUD please and I'd like to speak to someone about booking the function room on 27th March for a 40th Birthday

What time does the band come on?

Can I have a breezer Andy. Rob the Badger was great. Will he be singing again soon?

The band haven't turned up yet.... so we might need Rob again soon!!

Empty glasses are starting to build up..... oh and it's Happy Hour Again! Help yourselves ;)

Could I have a round of drinks in the Chatroom please Andy

help yourselves.... officially we don't do off-sales, but since the chatroom is effectively next to the beer garden I'll turn a blind eye ;)

*collects glasses* I told you i wasn't working tonight but if your sooooo desperate then i guess I could help out!! :twisted:

Just came home from the hockey game. My favourite team lost :(
So, please give me a Bud to come over it. Better two... :twisted:

Can I order another round for the chatroom - service abit slow tonight - so want to make sure we are well stocked up - thanks

One for yourself Andy?

It's happy hour..... that means you can serve yourself ;)

Prepares another batch of Beatles covers just in case. . .

Bud please :)

Andy

chatroom thursty tonite - so i'll help myself

when does happy hour finish?

Woohooo!!!! *runs off with peach snaps and pepsi*

*nabs the champagne too* :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Quickly sneaks in and fills a jug with drink and gets some nibbles from behind the bar. All for the chatroom of course

Happy Hour eh??? *wanders in with empty suitcase and grabs every bottle of Southern Comfort she can see and walks out grinning*

*Leaves a blank cheque on the bar to cover the cost though* :twisted:

Unless of course you happen to be underage, in which case you'll find that the pub dog will be staring at you looking exceptionally hungry if you so much as touch an alcoholic drink :twisted:

*Shows the dog a fake ID card with Andy's name and picture on it show that he's underage* Hahhahaha sucker!! :twisted:

*grabs fresh stock of champagne*

*Shows the dog a fake ID card with Andy's name and picture on it show that he's underage* Hahhahaha sucker!! :twisted:

*grabs fresh stock of champagne*

*Shows the dog a fake ID card with Andy's name and picture on it show that he's underage* Hahhahaha sucker!! :twisted:

*grabs fresh stock of champagne*

whoops!!! Sorry nout that!! My computer was being gay!!

*collects more glasses*

*takes charge behind the bar*

Right so what does everyone want?? :)

Get out from behind that bar now!! You're under age, and under height and by the looks of it under the influence....

Do you want Mousie to lose his licence?

Thank you Carol for so very kindly volunteering us both and then abandoning me :roll:
Sounds good to me :wink: Does this mean I have the night off too :wink:

Lovely waitress service here. Must tell all my friends

Well since happy hour started at 9 and it's now 10.... time to clock in for your shift I think Terri :D

Heli has agreed to sing tonight as entertainment hasn't turned up. I've never heard AFL sang quite like that before

*plays tape*


And I would do anything for love
I'd run right into hell and back
I would do anything for love
I'd never lie to you and that's a fact
But I'll never forget the way you feel right now,
Oh no, no way
And I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

Anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

Some days it don't come easy
Some days it don't come hard
Some days it don't come at all, and these are the days that never end
Some nights you're breathing fire
Some nights you're carved in ice
Some nights you're like nothing I've ever seen before or will again

Maybe I'm crazy, but it's crazy and it's true
I know you can save me, no-one else can save me now but you

As long as the planets are turning
As long as the stars are burning
As long dreams are coming true
You'd better believe it, that I would do

Anything for love
And I'l be there until the final act
I would do anything for love, and I'll take a vow and seal a pact
But I'll never forgive myself if we don't go all the way, tonight
I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that

Some days I pray for silence
Some days I pray for soul
Some days I just pray to the god of sex and drums and rock 'n' roll
Some nights I lose the feeling
Some nights I lose control
Some nights I just lose it all when I watch you dance and the thunder rolls

Maybe I'm lonely, that's all I'm qualified to be
That's just one and only, the one and only promise I can keep

As long as the wheels are turning
As long as the fires are burning
As long as your prayers are coming true
You'd better believe it, that I would do

Anything for love
And you know it's true and that's a fact
I would do anything for love, and there'll never be no turning back
But I'll never do it better than I do it with you. So long, so long
I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that
No, no, no, I won't do...

I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do...

But I'll never stop dreaming of you ev'ry night of my life, no way
I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

Girl:

Will you raise me up? will you help me down?
Will you get me right out of this godforsaken town?
Will you make it all a little less cold?

Boy:

I can do that
I can do that

Girl:

Will you hold me sacred? Will you hold me tight?
Can you colourise my life, I'm so sick of black and white?
Can you make it all a little less old?

Boy:

I can do that
Oh no, I can do that

Girl:

Will you make me some magic with your own two hands?
Will you build and emerald city with these grains of sand?
Can you give me something I can take home?

Boy:

I can do that
I can do that

Girl:

Will you cater to every fantasy I got?
Will you hose me down with holy water, if I get too hot?
Will you take me places I've never known?

Boy:

I can do that
Oh no, I can do that

Girl:

After a while you'll forget everything
It was a brief interlude and a midsummer night's fling
And you'll see that it's time to move on

Boy:

I won't do that
I won't do that

Girl:

I know the territory, I've been around
It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down
Sooner or later you'll be screwing around

Boy:

I won't do that
No, I won't do that

Anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

Thank you thank you!! :lol: Oh!!! Flowers for me!!!! Your too kind Andy!!! :wink:

Oh thank you dear!! Your too kind!! :lol:

Another round for the Chatroom please

...so where's all the Bud...

thanks Heli - great version

Her's my version of Surfs Up

Had a few to drink so hope it's ok



the waves are pounding on the sand tonite
I want to take your hand and make it feel so right
i know I'm ready and will never be like this again
and the sky is trembling and the moon is pale
we're on the edge of forever and we're never going to fail
I know your ready and we're running on the back of the wind
and mt body is burning like a naked wire
i wanna turn on the juice i wanna fall in the fire
i'm goin to drown in the ocean
in a bottomless sea
i'm goin to give you what i hope you'll be given me
and when the waves are pounding on the sands tonite
i wanna take your hand and make it good and make it right
and now the sky is trembling and the moon is pale
we're on the edge of forever and we're never goin to fail

how hard
how hard
how hard do i gonna try
i want all of your love
Surfs up
i need it so bad
Surfs up
i need it so bad
surfs up and so am i
i'm gonna give you soime love
surfs up
and so am i

Must I? :roll:
Between u & me I'd rather be on the other side of the bar :wink:
Can have a nice lil drinkies then 8) Bet Carol didn't think of that one when she voluntered us........hey hun :wink:

OK folks

bit of a queue forming here who's first? What can I get you?

See you all another night. Had a few too many so crawling off home

Can I please have a Red wine?...and something to eat maybe :??: ...So hungry!

xxx

Mariella

...where do I pay?

I thought i might slow it down a little with one of my faves!

Lost boys and golden girls, down on the corner and all around the world
Lost boys and golden girls, down on the corner and all round, all around the world

It doesn't matter where they're going or wherever they've been,
'cause they've got one thing in common it's true
They'll never let a night like tonight go to waste,
and let me tell you something, neither will you, neither will you

We gotta be fast
We were born out of time, born out of time and alone
And we'll never be as young as we are right now, running away and running for home,
running for home

(instrumental)

It doesn't matter where they're going or wherever they've been,
'cause they've got one thing in common it's true
They'll never let a night like tonight go to waste,
and let me tell you something, neither will you, neither will you

Lost boys and golden girls, down on the corner and all around the world
Lost boys and golden girls, down on the corner and all around, all around the world

Sorry no proper food, we've not got a cook :(

No need to pay - that's the beauty of a virtual bar ;)

I'll be cook!! So what will it be??

:D Can't let Mousie & Carol down......looks like my shift starts here :wink:

:D Ok, whos next?

Bud Bud Bud Bud Bud Bud Bud Bud Bud Bud
Bud Bud Bud Bud Bud Bud Bud Bud Bud Bud
Bud Bud Bud Bud Bud Bud Bud Bud Bud Bud
Bud Bud Bud Bud Bud Bud Bud Bud Bud Bud
Bud Bud Bud Bud Bud Bud Bud Bud Bud Bud

...please

Oh and some Bud too :wink:

Thank you so much, Heli...great place this is...free drinks, great music...maybe a slice of pizza to complete the party?

xxx

Mariella

:D A dozen or more bud for Jen :wink:

Any particular pizza or do you want chiefs speical?? :D

Cheers T... me likes this place

I don't eat meat!...so no Meat on my pizza please :lol:

me likes this places too, Jen!

xxx

Mariella

your welcome hun........and yeah u is right this is the place to be :wink:

.... can i have a bacardi breezer please T :D

So a veggie special it is then!!

*hands over a big slice of yummy pizza*

Becareful, it's hot, so watch yourself!!

:D U sure can T, let me guess.........watermelon flava? am i right? :wink:

ain't singing here again - no appreciation

can i have a bud please

sure is T :wink: :P

Sorry FA I was trying really hard not to burn the pizza that I forgot to say how wonderful you were!! We should do a duet sometime!!! :lol:

:D A bud for you Fallen Angel and btw I thought your singing was great hun 8)

The drinks are on the house for FA ALL weekend after that little show.... more!

Think its time for my shift to end..........over to you Andy :D

Have fun Guys :wink:

Just take a bud with me, don't mind do ya :wink:

We really must get some more staff in here, or make it completely self service.,....... these long shifts are killing me :evil:

OK, who's next?

Sorry matey but I'm in need of some sleep

Think you is right about more staff but then again I like the idea of completly self service........no queues :wink:

Don't work too hard :wink: Night

well i'm finished for the night!!! Night night all!! I'll be back to slip some arsonic in your food....i mean i'll be back to cook breakfast!!

thank you all for your kind remarks

especially andy - i can cope with free drinks all weekend

will sing again tomorro if needed

lov to all

leave andy alone now he's worked hard - bless

Ahhh at last enough peace and quiet to nip round to the front of the bar and havea quick ciggie and a drink of my own :D

I am still here...can I have another red wine, please?

Thank you, Heli...pizza was just right!

xxx

Mariella

Course you can have another one ........ so, do you come here often ;)

I am new here...but I will be sure to stop by again soon :wink:

Well we've not been open long, so feel free to pop in anytime you like ;)

Hullo Andy, you are a hella good barkeep! We are all out of Coca Cola at my house- that's my drink of choice. How about a Coke, from a glass bottle (thats the best kind), over crushed ice? Bless you, you're a good boy!

Sherrie

ill get that coke for ya sherrie. :D heli and airhead consider yourself hired, :D heli is cook, :D airhead is glasss collector :D Andy and Terri thanks for holding the fort behind the bar :wink: thank you to airhead our very own glass collector :D ,and heli for being our new cook :D you done us proud you guys love ya all. :wink: thanx Terri huns, :wink: Thanks Andy you are all the best. 8)

btw mousie, :wink: mines a malibu and coke with ice :lmao:

wwwwhere am i.....
* sits up, rubs eyes and stretches*
*looks around but can't see much cause its dark*

looks like I fell asleep in my corner and missed everything :(
wonder if they serve breakfast here
*curls up and goes back to sleep*

Morning everyone!! Yes Em we do breakfast!! What will it be? :wink:

Em....wake up Em......right thats it *picks up a bucket and fills it with cold water* you better wake up before i chuck this on you!!!! :twisted:

Ok, i'm here! Sorry everyone, but i won't be here today and most of tomorrow. I'll be here sunday night though!

Wake up, em. Let go of that glass please... :roll: :)

Ok, *picks up last nights glasses and carries them through to Heli*

Can you make us a bit of toast while your at it please? :mrgreen:

i need a very strong one please bar tender :evil: And Ansy I dont need the I'm pregnant speech :twisted: I've run out of numbers

Here's yeah toast airhead!! I've heated the plate up too so it doesnt go cold as quick!!

Debbie, here's some "special" chocolate, i suggest you go and give mr know-it-all some!! Warning, don't eat any of it, it's too risky!!! :wink:

Drinks are on the house.... think we all need them :D

Thanx Heli :D

Mines a triple southern comfort then ansy :P

Coffee please and keep it flowing. Black and strong.
Got any paracetamol? Have developed a headache after reading one of the threads here.

Right a coffee for me and Em

What do the rest of you want?

*passes coffee over to Em*

anyone want a fry up, i have some fresh eggs and bacon and i can get some tomatoes from the vegie patch in the back yard!!

Coffee, no sugar, lots of milk!! There you go Christa!!! :wink:

Coffee for me as well, milk, no sugar. And after reading the No More Shows thread this morning could you sneak in a bit of Kahlua as well?? I think I need it! 8O

Di :roll:

Coming up!!

Here you are!! Coffee, milk no sugar and a sneaky bit of Kahlua in!!

Anyone want any lunch!! I'm making toasties if anyone wants some!!

oooooh please :D

dont suppose i can get a bud with that???