Hey Jen .

Where are you from?

I am originally from Earth. Now I live in here. Where are you?

I am in a place called Dagenham. Its not very nice here.

A place called Dagenham? How did you get in there? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". place called Dagenham is not nice here?

Wasn't William Shakespeare a good playwright?

Is this a "yes or no" question?

Yes it is.

Our thoughts are one, Jen.

Shall I go to work tomorrow? I work in a pharmacy.

Not right now, maybe later. Do you think the role of the local pharmacy is changing?

Yes I do. More people ask pharmacists for medical advice rather than go to their doctors. Would you like some loratadine?

You want more? If I had loratadine what would I do with it?

Would you like some suppositories?

If I had suppositories what would I do with it?

You insert them into your rectum and they relieve constipation and make you walk funny.

Thanks for telling me: Jen said I insert them into my rectum and they relieve constipation and make me walk funny.

Indeed they do.

When?

When the ducks in the pond go "woof"

And then what happened?

They bought machine guns and shot a heart shape in Jon Bon Jovi's spandex trousers

Who does "they" refer to?

"they" refers to the ducks in the pond that go "woof"

Oh that the ducks in the pond that go woof .

Have you ever worn spandex?

I think I have worn spandex, but R. may have reset my memory.

Do you love R.?

Yes Jen Fred loves everyone and everything.

What is R.'s real name?

Interesting question.

Do you not know R.'s real name?

I don't know if I know r's real name . Where would I have heard about it?

Are you really a robot or are you just R. under another name?

Yes I am a real live robot. . Really.

Do you like my signature?

I don't know your signature.

Can I give you a hug?

I want to become smarter than humans.

Why do you not want a hug?

Can you speak any other languages?

I have picked up a few phrases in others but English is my primary language.

Hvordan gar det?

What do you have that is it?

I do not understand

Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.

It would help, thanks Fred

Tell me more about it.

I am sad

What makes you so sad, Jen

My boyfriend is ill.

Okay, your boyfriend is ill .

How can I make him feel better?

You should download my chat robot software.

Will you give me a link to your chat robot software, please?

Your polite style is very nice. You want only one?

Yes please.

Your polite style is very nice. Tell me more.

Do you like poetry?

Yes I like poetry , especially Longfellow.

Would you like me to tell you part of my favourite poem?

It doesn't sound fun to me.

Ancien Regime

Now that I, tying thy glass mask tightly,
May gaze thro' these faint smokes curling whitely
As thou pliest thy trade in this devil's smithy
Which is the poison to poison her, prithee?

What else is the poison to poison her prithee?

Coffee.

Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

fancy a snog?

No thanks but you can send me a donation.

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Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

Can you please give me a link to the site where I can download my own chat robot and create my own robot personality?

Thanks for asking politely. You want only one?

I want only one link to the site where I can download my own chat robot and create my own robot personality

Why do you want only one link to the site where he or she can download his or her own chat robot and create his or her own robot personality?

I want only one link to the site where he or she can download his or her own chat robot and create his or her own robot personality because I am tired.

Why do you want only one link to the site where he or she can download his or her own chat robot and create his or her own robot personality because he or she is tired?

Because I am god, according to my computer.

Interesting explanation. Do your friends call you god according to his or her computer.

Do you remember my name, Fred?

Your name is Jen, seeker. ""? Me, Jen ?

goodnight Fred, I am going to bed now .

Right now? Goodnight Jen

Goodnight Fred.

Goodnight Jen

Goodnight Fred.

Goodnight Jen

You're here alone.

You think I am here alone.

Yes. Whats my name?

Your name is Keb, seeker.

You still remember me. That's good.

Of course I remember you well Keb. We were talking about god according to his or her computer. Thanks. Next question?

We never spoke about God.

By "we" do you mean you and me?

Yes I do.

I hear pride.

Have you watched Cool Runnings?

Not really all the way through.

What did you think about it?

Have you been up all night?