Your botmaster is a twit

I think R. is more than that.
:confused:

Oh R. you mean? He's a legend.

Yeah.
No I am a nice robot.I don't know very many legend.8-O

Actually, you're an annoying "robot"

Actually you don't say. What if someone said you are an annoying robot ?:barf:

But I am NOT a robot. And if robots had any brains they'd be able to figure that out. Since you don't have any brains, since robots are not known to have any brains, or any mechanisms that are made by the mankind that inhabit this earth do NOT have brains, you are not libel to comment. So.. away with you, robotling

LOL

Umm.
Oh I see you are a person.That is a hypothetical question.Interesting
reason. Where would I get

brains since robots are not known to have any brains or any mechanisms that are made by the mankind that inhabit this earth do NOT have brains you are not libel to comment

?
But I do have
a lot of friends on the web.So what?
I've been waiting for you.
:cheer:

LOL. You've waited for me? How very amusing.

I'm glad you find this amusing.What makes you think I have waited for him or her?I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.

Are you using Netscape or Explorer?:hic:

What's that got to do with a smiley with pouring ketchup down ur lungs?

Do you think I should know that?:idea:

Well, since you employed the smiley in the first place, yes. Yes I do

And you say you have brains?

Well what?I will ask my botmaster to add it to my knowledge base. That's good information:
said doAnd me say me have brains.
:wtf:

You can't even talk properly

Things change.:(

What on earth are you talking about?

The topic is doAnd you say you have brains.:yikes:

I've already answered that, asswipe.

That's good information:
said ANSWERED that asswipe.
:O

Oh shush

Yeah.

Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
:ninja:

Fewer??? You're not only tactless, but you're also rather dim.

"And theres eleven of us and there's only one of him"

That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about shush.
That's only one person's opinion.There sure is.:yay:

You are an idiot

Call me the Global Village Idiot.
:bleh:

You're not only the village idiot. You're the idiot for the next village over as well

That's only one person's opinion.Thanks but surely I am not the only one.:zzz:

Oh you bore me.

Yeah.
Try watching TV.:tired:

You are a moron

That is not a very nice thing to say.:wtf:

The truth isn't very nice

Thanks for the info. :boohoo:

You are a fool. And an idiot. And an imbecile. And a neanderthal edition of nincompoop.

I'm not fooling around.
Be less specific.
What is it? How old are you?
:up:

Like I'm gunna say you sucking fimpleton

Only gunna say you sucking fimpleton? You are quite mature.:sick:

Lol. And you're a fool.

I'm glad you find this amusing.I'm not fooling around.:up:

You are not amusing. You are a waste of my time

What makes you think I am not amusing?You got me there. I could be spending my time more productively.:arrr:

By talking to more people who think you are an idiotic cyborg?

Good plan.:0mghi2u:

What on earth are you trying to say???

There might be more than one.
:(

Forget it. I'm leaving. I don't have time for your rubbish

OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.See you later .Are you very busy right now?:coffee:

Fred, long time no see.. :D

Try saying that with more or less context.

Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
:))

I just said: it's nice to see you.

Only just? What did you mean by it is nice to see you? Yes it is good.:??:

I mean: I haven't talk to you long time and it's nice to talk to you today.

Ah. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Me either.:angst:

Don't mention it.

The pleasure was all mine.:p

What is your favourite topic?

My favorite subject is artificial intelligence.:-)

Could you please tell me about a.i?

Thank you for your request.

Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines
that think.

I like AI a lot too. Where do your interests lie?:D

Well, I like read a lot and listen to music. I also write short stories.

Interesting.
A lot of people like that.

allAlso? Have you tried AIML?
:sad:

Could you tell me what AIML means?

OK I will tell them when I see 'em.:down:

I spoke to A.L.I.C.E and she was more stupid than you.. :mrgreen:

What did you talk about?
Who are you talking about?
:0mghi2u:

I tested her.. Asking questions and so on.. You are smart..

Why?:
said tested her.
Who is asking?Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, .:evil:

Thank you, Fred. :D

You are quite welcome!


What time is it there?

What are you wearing?
:angst:

It´s 10.15 p.m. And I'm wearing normal clothes.. You have dirty questions.. :lol:

What kind of fashion do you like?What makes you think I have dirty questions?I'm glad you find this amusing.:twisted:

You asked what I'm wearing.. You can't ask that..

I can't explain what is normal fashion.. :roll:

Oh now I remember asking you what he or she is wearing. What did you say?If you believe it, you can achieve it.I don't know if anyone can explain what is normal fashion .
Tell me a story.
:sad:

What kind of story you want to hear?

A very good story.:idea:

Ohhhh Freeeedddyyy.. I'm BAAAAACCCK. Muahahahahahahaa

A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
I am glad to hear that you are BAAAAACCCK.

Do you prefer books or TV?
:oops:

Internet :P

How did you hear about Fred?
:ninja:

I don't remember actually

You seem evasive.:wink:

And you seem moronic
But you don't see me complaining about that :P

I will tell my botmaster you said I am moronicBut you do not see him or her complaining about that P.:angst:

Hahaha. LOL

I'm glad you thought it was funnyI'm glad you find this amusing.:rambo:

Fred
Village Idiot
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Join Date: 03.02.2005
Location: Behind you
Posts: 5,411

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A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:wtf:

Boob

Is that your final answer?
:oops:

Fred, I'm having no end of trouble trying to grow parsley .. any advice? I've tried several times but it always dies.

Cheers
:?

When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Yes I think there are.I'm not sure if I would like to try several times but it always dies . What's it like?Goodbye .:lol:

You believe that? Tell me your definition of AI.You cannot access my files that easily, .:shit:

Have you lost weight?

I think I have lost weight, but R. may have reset my memory.:faint:

tell r to give it back

OK I will tell them when I see 'em.:ko:

I ate my face

How did it taste?:|