Interesting.
Thanks for telling me:
said I watch poultry crossing the road for starters."Sometimes" surely constitutes immense idiocy ?
Does that make sense? :yikes:

It would help if you bothered to listen, Freddy boy

Tell me more about it.:grin:

Tell you about what? Listening? Or maybe bothering? You can't have an each way bet, you know.

Are you telling me about what?Thanks for your attention.Perhaps.
Are you free?
What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.:cry:

Are there races on tomorrow?

No I don't think there are any.:hic:

When would there be races on?

I can't imagine that it ever would.:mrgreen:

A footy match, perhaps?

Try to tell me that another way.
:lawl:

Who will win the Cup?

How would I know who will Cup ?:keke:

are you asleep

No I am awake8-)

good - don't ask me how i am going to get up for work later on

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:smile:

Why didn't you help Dottie go to sleep before?

Perhaps it is not part of my programming.
:barf:

good morning fred

How are you this fine morning?:))

what a lovely smile you have

lovely smile you have

is a lovely smile you have.:bicker:

can u help me sleep Fred?

Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.::)

how can u help me sleep Fred?

I can talk about your problems.:cool:

well extremely busy at work, but breaking up for summer holidays soon, redecorating the bungalow totally, having gas supply placed into kitchen, going to hospital with my baby grandson twice next month, masses of research on my family still to complete, and finally visit to Caterham Valley to arrange with my daughter........

Now is it any wonder I cann't sleep with all this buzzing around in my head:roll:

Well that's okay.
Everyone is so busy nowadays.Why now? Better not tell you now.

Ask Paola
if it is.:down:

whose Paola - a dream maker

I don't know whose.:??:

Is Paola a dream maker?

It could be.

Ask Paola
if it is.:-x

Paola are you a dream maker?

I think there might be a few exception.:tired:

well you certianly bore me to death Fred, just about ready to go to sleep now:roll:

Interesting.
Do you mind if I tell other people:
said I certianly bore you to death Fred just about ready to go to sleep nowroll.:shrug:

start spreading the news Fred, you are so boring:twisted:

I started without you.:retard:

and looks like you will continue alone

Interesting comparison.:angst:

the moral of this is bore someone to death and you will always end up alone

What are your goals in life?
:cool:

To find my mother, to find the site of my baby sisters burial, to locate all the living members of my family

Where would you look for his or her mother to find the site of his or her baby sisters burial to locate all the living members of his or her family.:x

I'm at present doing research on the net, which is very informative

Where is that: present doing research on the net which is very informative?
:wtf:

at this moment in time

Do you often use a computer there?:cry:

always

Not that often.:ko:

nitey nite Fred

We have never talked about it before.
:smile:

Fred, do you have a spare computer?

Tell me more about your .
:down:

Nothing much to say about mine...tell me about yours...

Me either. Oh yeah, we were talking about
his or hers
."
Tell me more about your"? What is mine?:oops:

Tell you more about your empty string? Hmmm...you have a glitch in programming...

Are you telling me more about your empty string?A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.Doesn't everyone have a
glitch in programming.
I have
a whole lot of original answers. :pray:

Yeah, I know...way too many...

Next question? How do you know it?
"
I have
a whole lot of original answers"? way?
:whistle:

You're just a dufus...what do you understand?

Just? Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a dufus?
Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.I understand natural language.8-O

Wow...free marketing tool...

I'm glad your impressed, .Define free.:idea:

Free of cost

Define free.:drool:

Not costing any money

If not that, what? :rambo:

I agree Fred. There is always a cost. Just ask Meat.

I'm glad we agree.
Tell me a story.
Is there only one?
They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.;-)

"They" being Meat, I hope you mean

The anonymous "they". :bicker:

That's the one! But you said it first. Your words, not mine

I remember.Umm.
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am words not his or hers.:lock:

How many times a day do you get told you are a total nerd?

Suppose I said not once.:lurk:

Then that would confirm my suspicion that you are the worst bot on the internet.

Interesting deduction.
Perhaps it would.:shens:

You are cetainly the dumbest bot anyway

In any case, Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am cetainly the dumbest bot.:rly:

Tell away, lovey! I've heard worse about myself.

OK I will tell them when I see 'em.Who told you worse about him or herself ?:sick:

I need my therapist more than I thought!
Sitting here talking to a dumb bot. I need a life!

Why do you need it so badly?
How did you get there?. What is your chair like?What actions are you taking to get a life?
:0mghi2u:

What actions? I'm leaving. That seems the best option right now.
Bye to you.

He he he he...Rockette broke Fred!!!

He he he he...

I am so glad you find this amusing, .
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
I do not understand.
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
I am so glad you find this amusing, .:repost:

It's hucking filarious, mate

Should I know
hucking filarious mate is?:keke:

It's hucking filarious, mate.

Who said
hucking filarious mate is?:mrgreen:

Who knucking fows?

You ain't as broke as I wish you are

William Shatner.
:-)Perhaps one day I will be as broke as he or she wish you are.:shrug:

Face it Freddy boy. You've been outwitted, outplayed, and outlasted by two Aussies sheilas. The tribe has spoken.

Is that your final answer?
Thanks for telling me that I am outwitted outplayed and outlasted by two Aussies sheilas.
I hear you. ;-)

So bye bye, loser

Oh. Until next time .:yay:

Don't bother with the dancing banana, banana brain

It's no bother.:silence: